A/N: Okay I really should be updating my other stories, well one of them; I'm just waiting for my collab partner to do her chapter but the other one I haven't updated in a while. But me and one of my best friends had this amazing idea and just couldn't let it slip. Okay so here is my second collaboration, this time by myself and Xisika. We thought of this when one day we were in maths and we imagined Edward with a beard, a bald head and glasses. We found this tear-stainingly hilarious. Many times we got sent out of the lessons because we couldn't stop laughing but then we had this amazing idea. Let's make our picture into a fan fiction! I won't spoil anymore so enjoy the first chapter by yours truly, TanyaHeardEdward aka Tanya.

Many thanks to:

Ria first of all, without her this story would have been a humour fanficton, but with her help she inspired us to transform our plot into a more of a drama/romantic category. She pointed out the parts where they were just too ridiculous and helped me and Jessica change them. Thank you so much Ria~!

Next is Skyla, she was the one who listened to the plot of the edited version and told us to go for it. She also has volunteered to be my beta once again. Thank you Skye, means a bunch hon~!

Beta note: Ah-MAZING. I loved it. As usual. You people know the drill, you don't review, there's hell to pay. ME. xDD Enjoy~

One Sex God is Seductive Enough

Double trouble?

BellaPOV:

I groaned mercifully as Edward started teasing me with his cock. Rubbing it near my entrance but not giving me the full pleasure of enveloping it with my body. I hated it when he did that, it got me so worked up. Edward chuckled at my slight pout, leaning down to kiss it.

"Eager are we?" He teased.

"Yes we are, now hurry up and give me what I want!" I scolded, but showing my humorous side as not to worry him.

"Okay okay, fine." He chuckled before plunging into the swollen area between my legs that had been screaming for attention, this type of attention.

"Oh that feels good…finally." I let my eyes flutter shut as Edward started a steady rhythm, stealing a lick here and there on my collar bone.

"Harder damn it Edward! Come on, put some back bone into it!"

Edward clutched the sheets either side of my head and started to pump faster, I could see the sweat gathering up on his forehead.

Still not satisfied I started wildly bucking my hips along with his; trying to make the feeling a bit stronger, if that was possible.

The familiar clenching in my stomach began as I felt myself reaching close to my climax, judging by the twitching I felt inside me, Edward was close too. In a blink of an eye the whole world exploded into rainbows of colours as I let loose, Edward shortly following my lead.

He fell into a heap on top of me, and before I could help myself I let out a small squeal. Edward's head shot up.

"Sorry Bella? Are you okay?" he raised his hand to rest on my cheek, I stared back into his soft and beautiful emerald eyes, I could never get over his beauty.

"I'm fine, just erm…could you kinda get off of me? I can't really breathe." I choked, blushing. He gave me an understanding nod and rolled off to lay down by my side.

He glanced towards the clock, "I really need to leave for work in about an hour, the hospital rang me earlier on telling me that they were short of staff, its best I started to get ready." Edward started to get up to reach for his boxers, but I got hold of his arm and pulled him back down into an embrace.

"Just give me another five minutes," I mumbled against his bare back, I started to nibble at his soft, white skin.

Edward turned around so he was now facing me, pressing his forehead against mine.

"Bella, I'd love to stay with you for the rest of the day, but if we want to be able to have food on the table I need to go to work and earn our living." I opened my mouth to protest but Edward covered it up with his own and starting kissing me gently.

I asked for an entrance with my tongue which he gladly gave me so as I could explore his mouth in some detail.

After a few minutes, to my dismay, Edward pulled away and got up to get his clothes on.

After he was fully clothed he went downstairs to probably grab a bite to eat. My stomach rumbled, Ah yes, we'd missed out on lunch because we had been too busy making love all afternoon to even have had a chance to think about food. I got up and began to pull my clothes back on as well. When I was pretty sure everything was in place, I skipped down the stairs and towards the smell of Edward's special cuisine, Spaghetti Bolognese.

I walked into the kitchen to find Edward serving the steaming food onto two plates. He heard my entrance and looked up with a smile.

"Figured you'd be hungry."

"You figured correct." I quickly sat myself down and dug into the pasta like someone who hadn't eaten for weeks.

"My, we sure are hungry, aren't we?" Edward mused with a grin.

"Mhmm," I managed between mouthfuls of pasta.

"I'll take that as a yes," He daintily picked up his fork and started to eat.

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"Bye love, I'll be back around eight, take care of the house while I'm gone." Edward brushed his lips with mine and was soon out of the front door.

I sighed, and went towards the living room, took one look at the inviting couch and sprawled myself all over it, lazily turning on the TV.

After flicking through all the channels and finding nothing of interest I felt my eyes suddenly feel extremely heavy. I wasn't surprised to be honest, in all the time I should have been getting some sleep; I had been sharing with Edward, having…sex.

Turning the TV off, I lied down comfortably, and started to think back to last week. The day when my whole life had turned around.

I woke up in the middle of the night and felt secure and safe arms around me. Edward's. I tried to urge myself back to sleep but in vain, no matter what I did, I couldn't get the dream I had just had out of my head.

Edward had asked me to marry him. In my dream it had seemed so real that I had cried for joy as soon as I saw the ring. This had always been my dream every night since I'd realised I'd fallen in love with Edward, and no amount of will power would make it go away.

I unwound myself out of Edward's arms and padded out of Edward's bedroom. I hated that, Edward's bedroom, not ours, but Edward's. The thought of it brought a lump to the back of my throat as I stepped into my favourite room, the library.

The room was huge, and literally lined with billions and billions of books, of every genre and every name. I took a deep breath and strode over to the white piano in the middle of the room that was like the main source of light. Even though it didn't give even one ray of light off, the grandness of it made it feel like it did. And the strangeness of it was that I had never seen Edward go near it. I began to walk towards it and marvelled at how the moonlight enlightened it as if it was under spotlight.

I reached out and touched the smooth white wood, feeling a sudden ache of sadness in my heart.

Surely it had been long enough for Edward to propose; he always said he loved me, then why wasn't he taking our relationship a step further? I felt a tear slip, and another, until I was shaking and sobbing, shamefully quite loudly, but I couldn't help it.

Suddenly I felt a pair of arms grasp onto me from behind and pull me back into a hard surface. I recognised Edward's smell instantly; I was being crushed against his chest, as if in urgency.

"Why are you crying?" he whispered against my hair, a tone of sadness in his voice.

"I'm sorry, it's nothing, just an emotional disorder, I'm not really crying, I'm just…" Edward covered my mouth up with his hand, "Shh, its okay, forget it, you don't need to tell me, just don't cry love. Whatever or whoever its over, aren't worth your tears."

Oh yes they are worth it, I thought. Very worth it.

Edward pulled me up into bridal style, cradling me to his chest before bringing us both down on to the piano stool. To my surprise, he gently scooted me onto his lap before placing his hands onto the delicate keys of the piano. And he started to play.

I sat in awe at how beautiful the piece he played was, and felt myself humming along with it. Out of no where, Edward started nibbling at my neck; the feeling was breath-taking. The music along with the slight romance was enough to stop my tears.

I heard the music finally coming to a close and held my breathe, only releasing it when Edward hit the last note.

"Edward? Why do you never play the piano?" A mixture of pain and sadness washed over his face but quickly masked over with a weak grin, he didn't fool me though.

"Will you tell me why you were crying if I tell you?"

I thought carefully about this, "…yes I will."

"Well…when I was a young boy, and my parents were still alive, I also had a twin brother. Me and him were so close, we did everything together, thought of the same things together, it was like we were the same person but in two different bodies. Me and him both shared the same passion for music and together we could play the piano in such a way that would make people stare at us with their mouths hanging open.

"This was because I played the harmony and he played the bass part of the songs. There wasn't one day when we wouldn't be practicing our piano skills to improve even more, but that all stopped when the fire started…" He gulped from behind me, I looked back to see his eyes brimming up with tears. Seeing him so sad made my heart break; I swung my legs over so I was now sitting sideways on Edward's lap and turned my body around to face him full on.

"Baby don't cry, you don't need to tell me. I'd rather not know than see you hurt like this." I kissed both of his now tear stained cheeks.

Edward pressed his lips against mine briefly but with full of passion before looking into my eyes, "Bella I want to tell you, you mean more to me than anyone in this entire world. And I have to prove it to you in one way or another." His words had stunned me, 'most important person in the world for him' surely that had to mean something. He gave me a heart warming smile before carrying on.

"My grandfather had recently died, and my grand mother was in hospital soon after. But she insisted we looked after her house for her alongside her cat. We agreed.

"It was on the third night that we were staying there when my father accidently got ridiculously drunk and had thought it would be funny to try a cigarette for the first time with my mother. My mother being the sweet woman she was agreed and lit him one out of my grand father's prized possession, his tobacco box. I remember me and my brother were sitting at the table doing some homework as usual when suddenly I heard my mother scream from the living room."

"Me and my brother ran towards my mother's scream and saw my drunken father looking clumsily at the lit cigarette, but the difference was it wasn't in his hand anymore, it was on the carpet; burning through the material swiftly. I was so frightened, I just froze and so did my brother until the whole room was alight; that was when I saw my mother was screaming for us to get out of the house and that she would be right behind us.

"I'd quickly understood, ran out of the room and towards the front door, but when I turned behind me, I saw no one was following me. I had traced back my steps to the living room and to my horror saw that the rest of my family were surrounded by flames. There was no way out, but instead of going in there to die alongside them, I was too much of a coward and ran outside trying to save my own life." Edward's body was shaking now and I could see how much the death of his family had pained him.

I wrapped my arms around him and let him rest his head against my chest; I had never seen Edward cry. It had always been me the cry baby, who needed comforting, now I knew just how helpless it made you feel to see your love crying, and knowing you can do nothing for them.

"It's okay Edward, you couldn't have done anything for them, but never say you wished you could have died alongside them. They wouldn't have wanted that for you." I said quietly, praying it was a comforting thing to say.

"I know, but I haven't even been able to touch a piano since my brother died until right now, it's so painful, he was like the other half of me. When he died, it was like my other half died with him." I felt Edward's breathing slow down on my chest. I slowly brought his head up and took a glimpse at my gorgeous boyfriend, eyes red from crying, cheeks flushed and most of all pools and pools of tears pouring out of his green orbs. I felt tears prick at my own eyes, It hurt so much seeing him in this much pain.

I thought if I talked a bit about his twin brother he might feel a bit less sad, "What was his name?" I started to stroke his hair, never pulling my eyes away from his.

"Robert," he whispered.

"Who else have you told this story to?"

"You're the only person alive who knows." He brought his face closer and crushed his lips against mine all of a sudden. I don't think I had ever felt him kissing me as hard as he did that night.

His hand started to stroke the nape of my neck and with the other placed onto the small of my back. I responded by gripping at his copper locks and bringing him closer to me. At this point I finally felt like he trusted me as much as I trusted him. Loved me as much as I loved him. Needed me as much as I needed him.

The kiss had lasted at least three minutes before I pulled away from lack of breathe.

"Bella, I'm so happy I met you, it's like that half of me that died with Robert was brought back to me since you came into my life. I feel like I can trust you with everything and anything. But there is something that I'm dying to know, the reason you were crying earlier on." Edward wiped at his eyes and actually gave me his famous crooked grin.

I instantly regretted ever saying I would tell him.

"Edward…I really don't think I should tell you. It's kind of personal if you get me…"

He raised an eyebrow (A/N: JESSICA! THE FAMOUS EYEBROW! XD).

"More personal than the death of my family?"

"No I didn't mean it like that; I mean it's too embarrassing." Edward stood up, bringing me up with him and brought me to the window so he could see my face in the moonlight even clearer.

"Bella I swear on my life, if it's something that would ruin anything I will instantly forget it as soon as it comes out of your mouth. Just please tell me."

I gave up, "I keep having these dreams every night…and well…it's about you…"

"Me… what?"

I got ready to blurt it out as fast as I could in hope he wouldn't understand a word of it.

"Asking me to marry you."

I studied Edward's expression and saw his eyes go wide. 'Shit' I thought, 'I've ruined everything'.

But then to my absolute surprise his face broke into a grin and he started…laughing.

"Bella, you made me think you'd committed a murder or something, but really you were upset that I hadn't asked you to marry me? Well see if this makes you happy…" Edward reached into the pocket of his pants and pulled out a small box the size of a…ring box.

I felt my heart jump into my mouth in shock and joy. I knew what was coming next.

Edward got on one knee, "Isabella Swan, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?"

I screamed and jumped into his arms, whilst he was still crouching down, showering him with kisses.

"Yes, yes, YES! I love you so much Edward. You don't know how long I've waited for this," I felt my tears from earlier on transform into tears of joy and spill down my cheeks.

"Bella darling, if I knew you were willing to get married I would have asked you sooner." Edward whispered into my ear.

And that had been the day when everything changed.

I brought my hand up to examine the ring he'd given me, it was absolutely stunning. It was a double silver ring, with diamonds all around until the middle, where a gorgeous diamond butterfly perched, as if ready to fly.

I suddenly heard the door bell ring, slightly annoyed from being jolted out of studying my ring; I reluctantly got up and went to get the door. Peering at the clock on the way, to my surprise it was only half seven, half an hour early, so it couldn't have been Edward.

When I saw who was there I let out a little yelp. "Edward!"

Edward gave me a puzzled look but I didn't really care, as long as he was here, when I needed him most, questions about his earliness could wait until later.

I grabbed hold of him and drove him towards the couch and threw him on it. I saw his eyes go wide like saucers. Must be shocked at my eagerness. I smirked.

I started to pull my top off over my head and remembered with a naughty grin I didn't have a bra on. Edward blushed and looked away. This annoyed me.

I leaned down to him with my breasts on show and grabbed hold of his shirt and ripped it open. Edward tried to cover himself, Poor thing, I thought, must be cold.

Getting hold of his belt and yanking it off, I soon managed to dispose of the rest of his clothes before pulling my jeans down. Oopsees, no panties either.

I jumped on top of him and started to trace the lines of his abs, looking into his eyes.

"I've missed you so much, you were hardly gone for long, but it felt like a century. Now you're mine." I grinned and brought my face down to lick the weak spot on his stomach, before tracing quick kisses until I got to his manhood. Is it just me, or has his dick shrunk? Must just be me.

I rolled the tip of him around my mouth and then blew on it. He went hard, this made me inwardly smirk.

Finally getting impatient, I took in his whole cock in my mouth without much of an effort and started to suck; scraping and nibbling wherever I could. In the distance I thought I heard a door bell…my head jerked up from giving pleasure and listened again. The doorbell went off again. I shrieked and stormed off to the door, forgetting I was completely naked.

"Who the hell is it?!" I swung open the door but made sure only my head was poking out.

I screamed.

"Bella? what's wrong?"

I felt myself go dizzy, and ran back into the living room to find Edward still lying on the sofa, looking lost. I slowly crept back to the door to see Edward staring back at me.

"Wha…" I stuttered.

"Bella? What is the matter? And why are you still naked?"

"There are two of you!" I grabbed hold of Edward's shirt and pulled him towards where the other Edward was, except naked.

I looked at the Edward that had just entered and saw his face go as white as a sheet. I wasn't sure whether it was from horror that another man was naked in his house, or the fact that there was a man that looked just like him.

I saw Edward's mouth moving and pressed my ear against it to hear what he was saying; I almost fainted when I heard the one word he said.

"Robert."

A/N: So how was it? I'm sorry the first chapter was so long, but I had to write all of that just to write the last word. That's the only reason I even wrote this chapter, for that last word xD So anyways come on guys, review and tell me what you think =D Next chapter is by Jessica, what have you got in store for us? :D
Cheers~!