AN: Hello this is sober Goat. Must be a lil weird hearing from sober me. Anyway, I wrote this last night ... this was the most drunk i've ever been jsyk... please enjoy
Pearl gets drunk
Chapter 1 - the bottle…
Pearl was walking on the beach one day incheach city….. Yes
Pearltripped over something HARD AND SHE LOOKED it was a bottle. "Holy shit" she said "a Botel…."
She PICKED IT UP and then looked….. It was rum. "Holy ahit" she thought again THIA LOOKS SO GOOS. AND THEN SJE CHUGGE D IT ALL. She was. So drunk…. What a Fucking light weight bitch. Okay anyway. Balc.
Pearl wobnled up to the temple… Very drunk. AMETHYST SAW HER AND RAN OBER TO HER. "Holy shit P …. Are you drink"
"SNAKE SKIN!" PEARL SCREAMED.
YES…. AMETHUT THOUGH. PEARL WAS DRUNK.
GARNEY AND STEVEN WALEKD IN.
"Jesus Christ" steven said….. He was so shocked that his gem mother was drunk off her ass right IN FRONT OD HIM HOLY SUIT.
"steven! Don't look forward me!" Pearl shouted in her hot voice. GARNET BITCH SLAPPED PEARL
"WHAT THE HELL, PEARL" GARENTS EYES WIDENED EVEN THOUGH YOU CPULDNT SEE HER EYES BECAUSE THEY WERE HIDDEN BEHNIND HER VISOR. WAAHHHHH!
Jesuc Christ Becca ii. so drunk… And so am i.
pearl then went onto the bathroom and did her eyebrows to look so on fleak. She looked HOT. pearl is so hot. I'm so drunk.
Pearl and amethyst for dressed up and they looked so Fucking good I'll. AHKOOOO.
I'm done…