Disclaimer: LOTR was created by JRR Tolkien, and all the characters
and names you recognize belong to him. Debora and Claudia are just
two internet girls having some fun with their favorite characters.
Not copyright infringement was intended. This was made just for fun.
And yes, we ARE nuts, so don't bother emailing us just to tell us
that. :)
Debora (Brazilian Nut) and Claudia (ElfNut)
--------------------
Nuts in Middle Earth
Chapter 1
--------------------
Debora had finally convinced her mother to give her some money to go
visit Claudia. It was for a very good reason after all: watching
Episode II three weeks before it FINALLY arrived at her country.
When she arrived at the airport, Claudia and Hugo were waiting for
her, and when Debora gave him the 'SKANK' CDs he was waiting for,
they were able to gush over their favorite subjects: Star Wars and
LOTR men and elves.
They spent the whole afternoon talking, from the moment they left the
airport in Claudia's car to the moment they got home. And when they
finally went to the movie theater to buy the tickets (in Bolivia
there are no early tickets selling) all the tickets were already sold
out.
"Oh, NO, I can't believe it! We won't be able to watch Episode II!
This is NOT FAIR! Why, WHY are they doing this to ME??" Debora
started to say, dramatically as ever.
Claudia looked unsure of what to say, "Don't worry, we can try and
watch the movie tomorrow...," but Debora wasn't listening. She was
banging her head on the wall, and saying, "I want to see R2D2! I want
to see Palpatine! I want to see lightsaber fights, AND I WANT TO SEE
EWAN MCGREGOR!!!"
At this, a man wearing what looked like a Jedi's Cloak (at least to
these two SW nuts) approached them and said, "You want tickets to see
the movie? I was going to watch it with a friend of mine, but he was
unable to get here, so I'm trying to sell our tickets."
Debora's mood immediately changed, "Really?? Oh, thank you SO MUCH!"
And she searched her bag for the money the theater was charging for
the tickets.
"Here, take it," but the man nodded his head. "Do you really think
I'm going to sell these at the price I paid for them? There are
dozens of people here who also couldn't have bought tickets, and they
would pay anything for those."
Debora's face fell. Her lower lip started to tremble. Claudia
sighed, "Okay, how much do you want for them?"
The guy told them a figure three times the tickets price.
Claudia took out a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Is that enough, then?"
The guy readily accepted the money, and the girls happily entered the
line already moving into the theater.
When they got to the guy checking the tickets, he sneered to
them. "Nice try, girls, but you are not going to enter." He eyed them
up and down, wondering about the leather clothes and aluminum canes
they were wearing.
Claudia put on her really serious face and looked at the guy who
didn't let them enter the theater. "What do you mean?" The guy made a
sign to the police officers helping with the mob at the entrance of
the theater.
The police took them out of the line and explained. "Ladies, this
tickets are forged, you have been robbed."
Debora couldn't believe it. "But...but...I WANT TO SEE EWAN!!!"
Deb was desperate. Claudia looked at Deb and felt like crying, but
she thanked the police officers and dragged Deb out of there, to
avoid being taken under police custody.
Debora was outraged, and Claudia tried to soothe her, promising that
they would see the movie the next day. Then she had the most
brilliant idea, "Come on Gondor Girl! How about watching Lord of the
Rings again and drooling over Gondor Boy?"
Debora instantly forgot about Ewan. "Oooh, Boromir," and went
drooling for him after Claudia.
So they took a cab and went to a tiny theater in the other side of
the city, where they were still showing Lord of the Rings.
"Did you know he is going to appear in the next LOTR movie in
flashback scenes? Ooh, I wish he played Remus Lupin in the next Harry
Potter movie...I know I said before that I wanted Ewan to play Lupin,
but now I want Ewan to play Bill Weasley, and..."
Claudia marveled at Debora's ability to ramble. But after all, they
were very alike in their rambling tendencies, and Claudia was happy
to have saved the day so far.
They bought the tickets and entered the almost empty movie theater.
They sat as close to the movie screen as possible without craning
their necks (too much), and continued to ramble on. This time, their
talked centered more on LOTR.
The lights turned off. The screen started to shimmer with light, and
the first trailer appeared.
It was the last Episode II trailer. Debora started to wail like a
little baby would do when deprived of their favorite toy. "I want to
see it!!!"
Claudia chuckled. "Soon, my young apprentice." Debora snickered at
Claudia's SW joke.
Soon, Galadriel's voice boomed in their ears, and while Debora jumped
up and down in delight, Claudia hooted. "YAY! Elves RULE!!!"
Debora looked at Claudia and said, a smile on her lips. "Nah, elves
don't rule. Gondor men, on the other hand..." Claudia looked at her
with a murderous look in her eyes.
Debora raised her arms in defense. "Okay, I was just kidding. Both
elves and Gondor men rule."
The few people in the theater tried to shush them, but they were
oblivious to them. Soon, Galadriel's tale of The One Ring ended, and
Frodo appeared on screen.
Debora started once again. "Do you remember him in that movie with
Macaulay Caulkin? He was so cute! But in that last movie, 'The
Faculty', he looked so...weird."
Claudia answered, "Well, he was in his teenager years...Teenager boys
never look good. But he has lovely blue eyes."
Debora laughed, "You only like his blue eyes because 'Leggy'," she
said in a sarcastic voice, "has blue eyes as well."
"That is NOT true," Claudia sounded hurt. "Okay, I was just kidding
with you, let's watch the movie."
They had bought a huge bag of popcorn and soda and candies and were
commenting every scene of the movie.
"Aren't the hobbits cute?" commented Claudia.
Debora was in a rave about Boromir, though, "How many minutes until
Boromir appears? Can't they show him before? Maybe a tiny bit of
Gondor as an extra footing or so?"
"Poor Bilbo... I don't like fireworks," said Claudia, who was
actually paying attention to the movie.
"Oooh, I LOVE BILBO! I can't stand Frodo, but I LOVE Bilbo! Blame it
on `The Hobbit'; I loved that book!" Debora rambled on.
The other people on the theater had already given up on shushing the
nuts in front of the screen.
Debora just couldn't stop." And there IS a scene where he appears but
nobody notices!! When Frodo is at Rivendell, we see a footage from
afar, and there is a knight walking on the side of the screen, and I
can BET it's him!"
And so they continued to ramble on...until the scene where Gandalf is
reading parchments about The One Ring legend.
"See, we could have seen Bor..." Debora was saying before falling
into silence; the old wizard had looked up as if he was looking out
of the screen directly to the theater audience. Debora felt as if he
was watching THEM.
"Weird," Debora said, in an undertone. "I felt like Gandalf
was...LOOKING at us."
Claudia moved uncomfortably on her chair. "Yeah, me too."
They stayed in silence for a few seconds, but were soon babbling
again.
"I just can't STAND Frodo! He is so...silly. Bilbo was MUCH braver
and cool in `The Hobbit!'"
Claudia shook her head. "Debora, Frodo has to carry The One Ring.
That's a load heavy enough for him to carry."
"Well," Debora started uncertainly, "Bilbo was also carrying The One
Ring in 'The Hobbit'..."
At what Claudia answered, "Yes, but Sauron wasn't calling for The One
Ring, and he didn't have the Ringwraiths after him."
Debora fell silent for a moment. Claudia was right.
Both were still for a couple of minutes before they started rambling
yet again. Claudia, showing off, started, " Well in this part, in the
book, they already meet a patrol of elves before reaching Bree, did
you know that? And in the book Frodo isn't saved by Arwen but by
Glorfindel..."
Debora didn't remember that but commented, " I think Live Tyler as
Arwen looks very nice. It's a good thing she didn't have to play any
scene with Boromir though. And Glorfindel must be a secondary
character. I'd have remembered him otherwise. This just shows that
even though Peter Jackson changed more of LOTR to put it onscreen
than Chris Columbus did with Harry Potter, he did a MUCH better movie
than Chris."
Onscreen, Gandalf was already engaged in battle with Saruman in
Isengard when Claudia had, again, the feeling that he was looking at
them, sitting there in the theater, for a fleeting moment. "This is
ridiculous, I have seen this movie so many times I am starting to
imagine things ..." she said to Debora.
Debora felt weary. "Yeah I think so too...but WHY are we BOTH having
the feeling that Gandalf is looking at us?"
"Debora, dear, we are NUTS, remember? So just forget it and
enjoy.... it´s about three more minutes to the arrival of Boromir to
Rivendell..." said Claudia
"Yep, I know" Debora said, a glint in her eyes.
"And there is a much better angle of Boromir then from Legolas at the
arrival," sighed Claudia, giving in to the nervousness of seeing
Elfyboy on screen again...
Debora squealed. "Do you see that knight at the corner of the screen?
It's him, it's HIM!!!"
"How can you be so sure?"
"See the shield? It's Boromir's shield!" But the scene was gone."
Well, at least I think it's his shield..."
"And his horn?" said Claudia with a wink.
Debora blushed. "Yeah, that too."
Then came the arrival scene, a couple of glorious seconds in which
Debora and Claudia were busy drooling her heads away ... and the rest
of the theater was thankful for the few seconds of silence.
After that both started rambling again, commenting the arrival scene
this time. "That was SO COOL! Can't wait to get to the actual
Council!" squealed Debora
"And did you see his beautiful ears?" sighed Claudia.
At this time, Gandalf appeared once more onscreen and Debora
thought she could see a hint of a smile on his eyes.
"Huh? Sorry, Claudia, I didn't hear you..."
"And his hands, and arms, and face, and eyes, and legs, and clothes,
and bow, and ...." Claudia continued rambling. Debora laughed. "Chill
out, girl! Elves are not even real, you know."
Claudia looked at Debora with her eyes filled with tears. "Okay, I
was joking, only JOKING..."
Claudia ate some M&Ms and said, "What do you think Deb, is there
something like a dark foreboding in Boromir's expression?"
"Well, not a 'dark foreboding'... He is just worried about the future
of his people! You wouldn't have a very cheerful face if it was you
on his place."
After a while, the scene they had been waiting for arrived. The
Council of Elrond began.
"Oh, God, I wish Boromir had never put his eyes on The One Ring..."
"And I wish Legolas wouldn't be such a sad elf ..."
"Well, he is old," at this, Claudia looked at Debora with slit-closed
eyes, "Not that he looks, of course, but he doesn't look sad...Just
worried...It comes with maturity, I guess."
Claudia wasn't satisfied by that."By the way, Boromir sure needs a
shower, dear!"
"Well, a long journey does that to you... Just look at Aragorn!"
They fell silent again, during the council scene, since it was the
scene where both Boromir and Legolas stood in the spotlight. They
didn't even bother to conceal their drooling.
When the fellowship was already leaving Rivendell, they started
again.
"Legolas stood up to Boromir …. He seemed kind of, well, not very
sympathetic in that scene, don't you think, Deb?"
"Who? Legolas?"
"You kidding? Legolas was regal and proud and great and he stood up
for Aragorn and Boromir was sooo ..."
"He also offered to help Frodo!" Debora said, a bit too forcefully.
"Come on Deb, he wasn't the nice boy on the block in that scene,
admit it!!!"
"It was the RING! It wasn't him! Besides, he only wants to help his
people. They have suffered for many generations because of Sauron,
and he just thought they could use the Ring to their advantage!"
Debora was almost out of her seat. The last people in the theater
gave up and left the two nuts alone watching the movie.
They were so engrossed in their bantering, that they didn't notice,
this time, that Gandalf was really looking at them from the screen.
With a very wicked smile on his lips.
Suddenly, Debora started to feel light-headed. She also noticed that
Claudia seemed to be...shimmering?
Claudia frowned at Debora's fading form. "What is going on?"
Then, suddenly, there was a blast and they couldn't see a thing
besides a very bright light around them.
Next thing they knew, they were falling through the sky. And directly
in the middle of the fellowship on their way to the pass of
Caradhras. Claudia fell deeply into the snow.
Meanwhile, Boromir, who had had just seen a gold glint in the snow,
stepped towards it, when suddenly he was knocked to the ground by
something before he could have reached the ring. Or rather, someone.
"Where are we?" Claudia managed to ask. Debora, however, was unable
to answer.
Claudia looked around, registering the snow, the mountains and the
people around them. "Deb, we are not in La Paz anymore."
Debora still didn't answer. She was too busy. She was actually
straddling Boromir, man of Gondor!
"I didn't know women fell from the sky, but I'm not about to complain
with such a beautiful one in my lap," Boromir said, a wicked smile on
his lips. "So, are you going to get off me or are you just getting
comfortable?"
Debora still couldn't quite believe what had happened...what WAS
HAPPENING!
She opened her mouth, and closed it again, unable to form any
coherent thought. Boromir frowned. "Are you okay, milady?" Debora
was finally able to say something. "Hi."
So Claudia was left to figure out the situation and explanations.
She tried to stand up, and stumbled in the snow. She tried again and
stood up to see in the distrusting eyes of Aragorn. She didn't know
what to say except. "Good day, we come in peace."
The Fellowship gathered around the strange looking females who had
fallen from the sky. Gandalf stood in the background, smiling.
Aragorn put Frodo behind him. He still didn't know what to think
about the strange creatures.
Claudia tried to gather her thoughts, but wasn't able to, when she
saw Legolas in flesh and blood in front of her fro the first time in
her life. She was rendered speechless.
After staring into Boromir's blue eyes, Debora really realized for
the first time that she was no longer in a movie theater, drooling
at Boromir in the screen. She was actually drooling ON HIM!
She blushed, and quickly got up, mumbling, "Sor...sorry. We didn't
mean to...to..."
Boromir got up, looking at the red-haired female who had fallen on
him. She was wearing a leather outfit, which really fit into her body
curves. At her hip, he could see what looked like a piece of iron,
but it was somewhat brighter. He couldn't help but smile to her,
seeing how confused she seemed to be, and her cheeks were rather
pink. "Don't worry. Are you hurt?"
When Boromir addressed her, Debora once again almost lost herself
into his eyes, but she shook her head clear. "No, I'm not hurt. Are
you ...?"
Boromir laughed out loud at this. "No, you don't weight too much. You
didn't hurt me."
Debora's cheeks got even redder. "My name is Debora." She looked at
Claudia, her eyes glued to Legolas, who was looking curiously at
her. "And her name is Claudia."
**********
TO BE CONTINUED BENG
and names you recognize belong to him. Debora and Claudia are just
two internet girls having some fun with their favorite characters.
Not copyright infringement was intended. This was made just for fun.
And yes, we ARE nuts, so don't bother emailing us just to tell us
that. :)
Debora (Brazilian Nut) and Claudia (ElfNut)
--------------------
Nuts in Middle Earth
Chapter 1
--------------------
Debora had finally convinced her mother to give her some money to go
visit Claudia. It was for a very good reason after all: watching
Episode II three weeks before it FINALLY arrived at her country.
When she arrived at the airport, Claudia and Hugo were waiting for
her, and when Debora gave him the 'SKANK' CDs he was waiting for,
they were able to gush over their favorite subjects: Star Wars and
LOTR men and elves.
They spent the whole afternoon talking, from the moment they left the
airport in Claudia's car to the moment they got home. And when they
finally went to the movie theater to buy the tickets (in Bolivia
there are no early tickets selling) all the tickets were already sold
out.
"Oh, NO, I can't believe it! We won't be able to watch Episode II!
This is NOT FAIR! Why, WHY are they doing this to ME??" Debora
started to say, dramatically as ever.
Claudia looked unsure of what to say, "Don't worry, we can try and
watch the movie tomorrow...," but Debora wasn't listening. She was
banging her head on the wall, and saying, "I want to see R2D2! I want
to see Palpatine! I want to see lightsaber fights, AND I WANT TO SEE
EWAN MCGREGOR!!!"
At this, a man wearing what looked like a Jedi's Cloak (at least to
these two SW nuts) approached them and said, "You want tickets to see
the movie? I was going to watch it with a friend of mine, but he was
unable to get here, so I'm trying to sell our tickets."
Debora's mood immediately changed, "Really?? Oh, thank you SO MUCH!"
And she searched her bag for the money the theater was charging for
the tickets.
"Here, take it," but the man nodded his head. "Do you really think
I'm going to sell these at the price I paid for them? There are
dozens of people here who also couldn't have bought tickets, and they
would pay anything for those."
Debora's face fell. Her lower lip started to tremble. Claudia
sighed, "Okay, how much do you want for them?"
The guy told them a figure three times the tickets price.
Claudia took out a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Is that enough, then?"
The guy readily accepted the money, and the girls happily entered the
line already moving into the theater.
When they got to the guy checking the tickets, he sneered to
them. "Nice try, girls, but you are not going to enter." He eyed them
up and down, wondering about the leather clothes and aluminum canes
they were wearing.
Claudia put on her really serious face and looked at the guy who
didn't let them enter the theater. "What do you mean?" The guy made a
sign to the police officers helping with the mob at the entrance of
the theater.
The police took them out of the line and explained. "Ladies, this
tickets are forged, you have been robbed."
Debora couldn't believe it. "But...but...I WANT TO SEE EWAN!!!"
Deb was desperate. Claudia looked at Deb and felt like crying, but
she thanked the police officers and dragged Deb out of there, to
avoid being taken under police custody.
Debora was outraged, and Claudia tried to soothe her, promising that
they would see the movie the next day. Then she had the most
brilliant idea, "Come on Gondor Girl! How about watching Lord of the
Rings again and drooling over Gondor Boy?"
Debora instantly forgot about Ewan. "Oooh, Boromir," and went
drooling for him after Claudia.
So they took a cab and went to a tiny theater in the other side of
the city, where they were still showing Lord of the Rings.
"Did you know he is going to appear in the next LOTR movie in
flashback scenes? Ooh, I wish he played Remus Lupin in the next Harry
Potter movie...I know I said before that I wanted Ewan to play Lupin,
but now I want Ewan to play Bill Weasley, and..."
Claudia marveled at Debora's ability to ramble. But after all, they
were very alike in their rambling tendencies, and Claudia was happy
to have saved the day so far.
They bought the tickets and entered the almost empty movie theater.
They sat as close to the movie screen as possible without craning
their necks (too much), and continued to ramble on. This time, their
talked centered more on LOTR.
The lights turned off. The screen started to shimmer with light, and
the first trailer appeared.
It was the last Episode II trailer. Debora started to wail like a
little baby would do when deprived of their favorite toy. "I want to
see it!!!"
Claudia chuckled. "Soon, my young apprentice." Debora snickered at
Claudia's SW joke.
Soon, Galadriel's voice boomed in their ears, and while Debora jumped
up and down in delight, Claudia hooted. "YAY! Elves RULE!!!"
Debora looked at Claudia and said, a smile on her lips. "Nah, elves
don't rule. Gondor men, on the other hand..." Claudia looked at her
with a murderous look in her eyes.
Debora raised her arms in defense. "Okay, I was just kidding. Both
elves and Gondor men rule."
The few people in the theater tried to shush them, but they were
oblivious to them. Soon, Galadriel's tale of The One Ring ended, and
Frodo appeared on screen.
Debora started once again. "Do you remember him in that movie with
Macaulay Caulkin? He was so cute! But in that last movie, 'The
Faculty', he looked so...weird."
Claudia answered, "Well, he was in his teenager years...Teenager boys
never look good. But he has lovely blue eyes."
Debora laughed, "You only like his blue eyes because 'Leggy'," she
said in a sarcastic voice, "has blue eyes as well."
"That is NOT true," Claudia sounded hurt. "Okay, I was just kidding
with you, let's watch the movie."
They had bought a huge bag of popcorn and soda and candies and were
commenting every scene of the movie.
"Aren't the hobbits cute?" commented Claudia.
Debora was in a rave about Boromir, though, "How many minutes until
Boromir appears? Can't they show him before? Maybe a tiny bit of
Gondor as an extra footing or so?"
"Poor Bilbo... I don't like fireworks," said Claudia, who was
actually paying attention to the movie.
"Oooh, I LOVE BILBO! I can't stand Frodo, but I LOVE Bilbo! Blame it
on `The Hobbit'; I loved that book!" Debora rambled on.
The other people on the theater had already given up on shushing the
nuts in front of the screen.
Debora just couldn't stop." And there IS a scene where he appears but
nobody notices!! When Frodo is at Rivendell, we see a footage from
afar, and there is a knight walking on the side of the screen, and I
can BET it's him!"
And so they continued to ramble on...until the scene where Gandalf is
reading parchments about The One Ring legend.
"See, we could have seen Bor..." Debora was saying before falling
into silence; the old wizard had looked up as if he was looking out
of the screen directly to the theater audience. Debora felt as if he
was watching THEM.
"Weird," Debora said, in an undertone. "I felt like Gandalf
was...LOOKING at us."
Claudia moved uncomfortably on her chair. "Yeah, me too."
They stayed in silence for a few seconds, but were soon babbling
again.
"I just can't STAND Frodo! He is so...silly. Bilbo was MUCH braver
and cool in `The Hobbit!'"
Claudia shook her head. "Debora, Frodo has to carry The One Ring.
That's a load heavy enough for him to carry."
"Well," Debora started uncertainly, "Bilbo was also carrying The One
Ring in 'The Hobbit'..."
At what Claudia answered, "Yes, but Sauron wasn't calling for The One
Ring, and he didn't have the Ringwraiths after him."
Debora fell silent for a moment. Claudia was right.
Both were still for a couple of minutes before they started rambling
yet again. Claudia, showing off, started, " Well in this part, in the
book, they already meet a patrol of elves before reaching Bree, did
you know that? And in the book Frodo isn't saved by Arwen but by
Glorfindel..."
Debora didn't remember that but commented, " I think Live Tyler as
Arwen looks very nice. It's a good thing she didn't have to play any
scene with Boromir though. And Glorfindel must be a secondary
character. I'd have remembered him otherwise. This just shows that
even though Peter Jackson changed more of LOTR to put it onscreen
than Chris Columbus did with Harry Potter, he did a MUCH better movie
than Chris."
Onscreen, Gandalf was already engaged in battle with Saruman in
Isengard when Claudia had, again, the feeling that he was looking at
them, sitting there in the theater, for a fleeting moment. "This is
ridiculous, I have seen this movie so many times I am starting to
imagine things ..." she said to Debora.
Debora felt weary. "Yeah I think so too...but WHY are we BOTH having
the feeling that Gandalf is looking at us?"
"Debora, dear, we are NUTS, remember? So just forget it and
enjoy.... it´s about three more minutes to the arrival of Boromir to
Rivendell..." said Claudia
"Yep, I know" Debora said, a glint in her eyes.
"And there is a much better angle of Boromir then from Legolas at the
arrival," sighed Claudia, giving in to the nervousness of seeing
Elfyboy on screen again...
Debora squealed. "Do you see that knight at the corner of the screen?
It's him, it's HIM!!!"
"How can you be so sure?"
"See the shield? It's Boromir's shield!" But the scene was gone."
Well, at least I think it's his shield..."
"And his horn?" said Claudia with a wink.
Debora blushed. "Yeah, that too."
Then came the arrival scene, a couple of glorious seconds in which
Debora and Claudia were busy drooling her heads away ... and the rest
of the theater was thankful for the few seconds of silence.
After that both started rambling again, commenting the arrival scene
this time. "That was SO COOL! Can't wait to get to the actual
Council!" squealed Debora
"And did you see his beautiful ears?" sighed Claudia.
At this time, Gandalf appeared once more onscreen and Debora
thought she could see a hint of a smile on his eyes.
"Huh? Sorry, Claudia, I didn't hear you..."
"And his hands, and arms, and face, and eyes, and legs, and clothes,
and bow, and ...." Claudia continued rambling. Debora laughed. "Chill
out, girl! Elves are not even real, you know."
Claudia looked at Debora with her eyes filled with tears. "Okay, I
was joking, only JOKING..."
Claudia ate some M&Ms and said, "What do you think Deb, is there
something like a dark foreboding in Boromir's expression?"
"Well, not a 'dark foreboding'... He is just worried about the future
of his people! You wouldn't have a very cheerful face if it was you
on his place."
After a while, the scene they had been waiting for arrived. The
Council of Elrond began.
"Oh, God, I wish Boromir had never put his eyes on The One Ring..."
"And I wish Legolas wouldn't be such a sad elf ..."
"Well, he is old," at this, Claudia looked at Debora with slit-closed
eyes, "Not that he looks, of course, but he doesn't look sad...Just
worried...It comes with maturity, I guess."
Claudia wasn't satisfied by that."By the way, Boromir sure needs a
shower, dear!"
"Well, a long journey does that to you... Just look at Aragorn!"
They fell silent again, during the council scene, since it was the
scene where both Boromir and Legolas stood in the spotlight. They
didn't even bother to conceal their drooling.
When the fellowship was already leaving Rivendell, they started
again.
"Legolas stood up to Boromir …. He seemed kind of, well, not very
sympathetic in that scene, don't you think, Deb?"
"Who? Legolas?"
"You kidding? Legolas was regal and proud and great and he stood up
for Aragorn and Boromir was sooo ..."
"He also offered to help Frodo!" Debora said, a bit too forcefully.
"Come on Deb, he wasn't the nice boy on the block in that scene,
admit it!!!"
"It was the RING! It wasn't him! Besides, he only wants to help his
people. They have suffered for many generations because of Sauron,
and he just thought they could use the Ring to their advantage!"
Debora was almost out of her seat. The last people in the theater
gave up and left the two nuts alone watching the movie.
They were so engrossed in their bantering, that they didn't notice,
this time, that Gandalf was really looking at them from the screen.
With a very wicked smile on his lips.
Suddenly, Debora started to feel light-headed. She also noticed that
Claudia seemed to be...shimmering?
Claudia frowned at Debora's fading form. "What is going on?"
Then, suddenly, there was a blast and they couldn't see a thing
besides a very bright light around them.
Next thing they knew, they were falling through the sky. And directly
in the middle of the fellowship on their way to the pass of
Caradhras. Claudia fell deeply into the snow.
Meanwhile, Boromir, who had had just seen a gold glint in the snow,
stepped towards it, when suddenly he was knocked to the ground by
something before he could have reached the ring. Or rather, someone.
"Where are we?" Claudia managed to ask. Debora, however, was unable
to answer.
Claudia looked around, registering the snow, the mountains and the
people around them. "Deb, we are not in La Paz anymore."
Debora still didn't answer. She was too busy. She was actually
straddling Boromir, man of Gondor!
"I didn't know women fell from the sky, but I'm not about to complain
with such a beautiful one in my lap," Boromir said, a wicked smile on
his lips. "So, are you going to get off me or are you just getting
comfortable?"
Debora still couldn't quite believe what had happened...what WAS
HAPPENING!
She opened her mouth, and closed it again, unable to form any
coherent thought. Boromir frowned. "Are you okay, milady?" Debora
was finally able to say something. "Hi."
So Claudia was left to figure out the situation and explanations.
She tried to stand up, and stumbled in the snow. She tried again and
stood up to see in the distrusting eyes of Aragorn. She didn't know
what to say except. "Good day, we come in peace."
The Fellowship gathered around the strange looking females who had
fallen from the sky. Gandalf stood in the background, smiling.
Aragorn put Frodo behind him. He still didn't know what to think
about the strange creatures.
Claudia tried to gather her thoughts, but wasn't able to, when she
saw Legolas in flesh and blood in front of her fro the first time in
her life. She was rendered speechless.
After staring into Boromir's blue eyes, Debora really realized for
the first time that she was no longer in a movie theater, drooling
at Boromir in the screen. She was actually drooling ON HIM!
She blushed, and quickly got up, mumbling, "Sor...sorry. We didn't
mean to...to..."
Boromir got up, looking at the red-haired female who had fallen on
him. She was wearing a leather outfit, which really fit into her body
curves. At her hip, he could see what looked like a piece of iron,
but it was somewhat brighter. He couldn't help but smile to her,
seeing how confused she seemed to be, and her cheeks were rather
pink. "Don't worry. Are you hurt?"
When Boromir addressed her, Debora once again almost lost herself
into his eyes, but she shook her head clear. "No, I'm not hurt. Are
you ...?"
Boromir laughed out loud at this. "No, you don't weight too much. You
didn't hurt me."
Debora's cheeks got even redder. "My name is Debora." She looked at
Claudia, her eyes glued to Legolas, who was looking curiously at
her. "And her name is Claudia."
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TO BE CONTINUED BENG