"Dang, man. I don't know how you got me pregnant. I didn't even know that was possible". Belluh Colon and her husband Edword Colon recently had gotten married because they loved each other so so, so so, sososososo much.
"I don't know either, Belluh. What'm I gonna do now that you're preggo? Do you think it's gonna have a heart beat"? Edword asked his wife.
He looked very confused.
It seemed his supernatural intelligence that he'd gained from being alive for a hundred years left him and that is what impregnated his human wife.
Belluh somehow knew that a hold, frozen, dead thing that's only systemic life substance was blood had no ability to regulate the function of hormones, or semen for that matter… so, how did her husband curse her? Was it supernatural?
It seems as though Edword's incomprehensive knowledges trickled out of his male appendage when he and his wife decided to get it on for the first time ever on their honeymoon night.
Wowzers, Belluh thought. I'mma be a mom. I ain't prepared for this. Falling fudgecake!
Belluh's image of what she'd imaged for her and her spouse's future was now completely ruined.
Now she had to worry about diapers, and vomit, and a kid crying.
"This was why I ain't wanna get married to ya, Edmund. Or, whatever your damn name is"! She neighed at him.
She could feel like energy of her body leaving her, probably nourishing that thing she was incubating inside of her uterus.
"What are we gonna do with a freakin' vampire potato that cries"! Belluh complained.
"Can I use it as a juice box"? Edword asked.
"No! There's gotta be a more appropriate use for your spiritual spawn", Bellah said.
"Whatever. We need to figure out what we're gonna do. Lemme call my daddy".
Edword whips out a cell phone out of nowhere and actually manages to get a signal the first try even though they're a hundred plus miles from the closest cell phone tower, in the middle of a fucking ocean.
Belluh goes over to the mirror in the bathroom of the hut she and her husband were chilling in and stuff.
The sunny rays of the outside world slap Belluh on the face as she examines her fucking pregnant womb.
"Wow. I'mma be a mom. I'mma do whatever I can to make you grow, lil' Hector".
Wow, Hector.
I can't wait to meet you, or whatever, Belluh thought.
Edword was in the bedroom space, hovering over the broken bed remains from last night when they were getting' bizzay.
He held the cellphone to his ear and was silent as the words transmitting from the speaker were being translated by the device.
"Damn", he suddenly said.
Belluh was still hanging out in the bathroom checking out her sweet one pack.
"Hey, my dad's a doctor you know. He thinks we should come home ok"?
Bellah slammed her foot to the floor in a tantrum.
"But I don't wanna"! She squealed.
"There's gonna be chocolate pudding", Edword bribed.
"Ok"!
So now they're at home and stuff. During this time period, Belluh grew a really sweet one pack, while she lost the rest of her body. She dedicated all she had into growing her one pack to the biggest it had ever been.
So, the Colon couple are hanging out on the couch and stuff.
Rozalee is filing her nails and making sure she's hot shit.
Emmit is bashing his head against a bolder in the front yard or something.
Aliss is twirling around in the garden with her man, Jaspurr, cause they're high or something, man.
Carlyle and Ezmay are sippin' on some high quality aged blood wine or something in the bedroom, getting vampire intoxicated or something.
Suddenly, the sliding door opens, and in comes Jaycup.
"Hey wuddup, bloodercup", the dog man says.
"S'up, holmedawg", Edword says.
"Wow, where have you been, it's been like, forever or something", Belluh whines.
"Man, that bitch is annoying. Glad I didn't marry her", Jaycup says.
"Yeah man, I know. I think she's pregnant or something", Edword says as he's picking his nose.
"Ooo, gold"!
Belluh is chilling on the couch and watching Jerry Springer as she sips on blood to make her demon spawn happy.
When she gulps the red stuff down, the thing moves and flips or something.
"I think Hector likes when Jerry talks to the strippers", Belluh said.
"I like it too", Jaycup says.
"Shut up, I can't see with all your loud noises"! Edward exclaimed, throwing the remote at Belluh's stomach.
Suddenly, lots of blood spewed from between her legs.
"OMG", she screamed.
"YUM"! Screamed Edword, who started licking the blood off the floor.
Emmit and Rozalee came in and started doing the same.
Then, Aliss and Jaspurr, and Carlyle and Ezmay all came in and helped get the mess cleaned up.
The floor was spotless!
"Good job guys, now, I think Hector's ready to get to the go", Belluh said.
"That's nice", Said Ezmay, who smiled at Belluh.
"Yeah, let's get him out of you or something, then we can go get out some old Belluh tampons for some nice relaxing tea", Aliss said as they helped Belluh into the library.
Little Hector was on the way!