Not to be taken seriously! Just a crack fic.
"Apollo?" Poseidon's voice rang through-out Olympus.
"Yes honey-bunny" Apollo said
"just wanted to tell you I love you so much!"
"Aww babe I love you too, want to go run in a field of flowers holding hands in slow motion?"
"Okay!"
"But Poseidon! I thought you loved me!" Athena screamed.
"I'm sorry but apolidon is on foreva! Apollo screamed while popping out his hip in his pink dress.
"Yeah! Let's go Apollo!" and as they left Athena cried.
"This is one messed up family" Ares said then resumed to sticking his thumb in to his mouth and going to sleep with his baby blue footie pajamas with kittens on it in his hot pink crib.
The end!