"Alex Rider, you have a scheduled appointment with the Royal & General bank to review your finances."
"Uh… wut?"
"Please come to the Bank to review your finances…"
"Can't it wait till tomorrow? It's like..uh..2:30 in the morning…"
"Unfortunately, this matter is of extreme urgency and we require your presence immediately."
"Just send someone else… please… Maybe someone like, Ben? I don't think I can even hold this conversation much longer…."
"You are the only person who has the authorization to review your account."
*Yawn*, " What…what is….that import…important?"
"Your account has been seriously compromised…"
"So…it's a crazy billionaire"
"…..Yes"
"Ben…can… solve…it."
"Account manager Daniels is currently undisposed."
"I wish I was… *Yawn*… I'll be right there…"
A few minutes later
MI6 Headquarters, Royal & General Bank, London
"Alex Rider is here, Mrs. Jones"
"Show him in."
"Alex."
*Yawn* "Tulip."
"Seamus James and Operation Frontier. Here is the file."
"I'll read it… in the morning… I'll also show myself out, thanks"
"Alex, some advice…. You might want to show up to the MI6 headquarters in something else other than a onesie next time…."
"Can't be arsed."