Drunk Scully talks to Mulder

by bichlient04

Scully gets wasted and decides to talk to Mulder on the phone.

Disclaimer: I don't own the X Files.

Scully: Hiiiiiiiiiiii Foxxxxy Mulderrrrr.

Mulder: Scully, are you okay?

Scully: One secomd. ( pukes into toilet)

Mulder: Did you just puke?

Scully: Yeeah.

Mulder: Are you drunk?

Scully: 'ow many drinks do ou 'ave to 'ave to get drunk?

Mulder: Never mind. How many drinks did you have?

Scully: one, two, four, no eight, no six. Oh, twelve drinks.

Mulder: What!? I'm coming to pick you up.

Scully: Whyyy? Can't Jamy, no James take me home?

Mulder: Who's James?

Scully: Some stranger.

Mulder; No, what bar are you in?

Scully; The one with James.

Mulder; What name?

Scully; The Drinking House or the Barman or the Batman or the Foxy.

Mulder; I am coming to pick you up.

END OF CALL