Author's Note: This fic is purely and utter baloney. Why? To make the long story short I paid a commission (deviantart. com/ deviation/ 49710331/) of one my OCs called Hidama (who is currently starring in my Naruto fics). I was reading the reviews and one reviewer said this:

"DragonsLover1: First thing I noticed: Silver hair.
. . .Then I scrolled down. Ye gods, long-lost daughter of Kakashi and Tsunade or something!! Well, maybe more like Kakashi's long-lost half-sister, daughter of Tsunade and his daddy. . .
Still, BOOBS! O.o;; "

So here it is and thanks DragonsLover1! Just for sheer fun and hilarity on my part. Oh course Hidama's real past won't fit so I'll have to change it around. As for a plot, well I'll try and see what I can come up with but if anyone has any ideas please let me know I'd be happy to hear them. As well as a better title! Onward and outward!

BTW, I never thought the artist would make her that big since I didn't think she had that big a rack when I draw her but hey, I still love it :D

"Kakashi's WHAT?!"

By: Beloved Shadow of Light

The skies were clear with the sun shining brightly overhead, serenity was seen as animals grazed without a care around them and birds chirped softly within the branches of the great trees. A small snap was heard as a branch was stepped on, causing a few animals to scurry while others stood rock still. A figure dressed in a long coat slowly and unhurried made their way through the forest, seemingly at ease but the animals took off when a large dog walked at his side. The large animal didn't care as he walked along, making very little noise despite his heavy frame.

The figure paused and removed a folded up map from his coat, opening it up. He looked at it, lighting tracing a gloved finger along it and tapped at an area circled in heavy ink. "Looks like we're on the right track," he told the canine, his voice a bit higher than most men.

The dog--whose shoulder reached the human's hip--looked at the map and snorted. "Good because I am starving," he grumbled.

"I told you to eat more before we left."

"You try when you're fighting over your own meal."

"Why fight at all? You only have one stomach, Cere."

"So you keep telling me."

"Crazy mutt." Folding the map he placed it back in his pocket and sighed. "Let's hurry up. I want answers."

"Right behind you." The two continued their journey towards their destination.

--

Tsunade drowned another mouthful of sake, feeling the liquid burn down her throat but she had grown so used to it over the years. But it didn't mater how much she drank it could never get rid of the memories she was trying so hard to run from. Today was a day that she wanted to forget but she couldn't. It didn't matter how much she drank but she would never forget what she had done.

It hurt so much but she was in no way ready for this. She dressed as quickly as she could, pulling her coat on she went to the door and opened it, making sure there was no one in the halls. It was clear and closing her eyes for a moment, she left her room. Passing past the room where the babies were kept she shut her eyes tightly, making sure not to look but stopped when a baby began crying.

The child crying had been born just yesterday and she was a beautiful thing. The nurses remarked that she looked like a child of the night sky and that when she got older she was going to have so many suitors. Sure there were many babies in the room but the young woman knew it was her.

"I... I can't... I can't do this!" she told herself and ran down the hall, ignoring the people and nurses she ran by but even so she could still hear the baby crying, louder and louder she cried, asking--no, demanding the warmth she knew only as her mother but no matter how much the nurses tried comforting it was no use.

Her mother had fled, not wanting the little girl and somehow, she knew. But she continued to scream out his confusing feelings, crying hard enough to break even the hardest of hearts.

The godaime shut her eyes tightly, her hand shaking as she resisted the urge to shatter the sake bottle in her hand. It never failed, every year on this day she would remember back to what she had done, could still hear the screams of the infant, could almost feel the painful clench of her heart. No one knew abut her little secrets, no one!

'How much longer can I keep this secret hidden?' she asked herself, leaning forward with her elbows resting on her desk and threading her fingers through her hair, gripping her head tightly.

Shizune looked at the hokage sadly and silently closed the door, making sure she wasn't heard. She had come to see if the busty blonde was doing her duties as the leader but the look on her face. Well, she could overlook the alcohol for now but that look of haunting was different than the ones she had seen before. It was filled with so much guilt and regret she could only wonder what she had to be regretful of.

--

Kakashi hummed as he read his favorite issue of Icha Icha Paradaisu, his uncovered eye reading over the passages and looking at the images. He knew he was late to meet his team but to be honest, this was an daily routine for him. He'd wake up late, take his time in showering and eating breakfast, then make his way to the practice grounds. But as he walked he looked over his book and stared at a person coming towards him.

It was a tall fellow, wearing a long coat zipped up front, something he saw only the Aburame family wear only with a long scarf tied around the lower half of his face, silvery white bangs falling into the eyes with his hands in the coat's pockets. Lightweight boots were on his feet, thick straps wrapped around the ankles but what really caught his gaze was the animal at his side.

It looked like a dog but the size was so huge it seemed almost surreal. It had short fur the color of dark charcoal but had a faint lining of a deep tarnished silver, three leather collars around its thick neck but also a strange kind of harness that didn't bother him in the least. It was a muscular dog with long legs but it reminded me of different breeds of dogs molded into one. A large skull showed it to have a high level of intelligence but its eyes...

The eyes... showed emotions that seemed to be constantly changing, as if he couldn't seem to make up his mind.

The figure walked right by him but as he walked by he looked up at the jounin, revealing ice blue eyes. Neither of them said anything but he slowly blinked and looked away, walking right past him. The dog walked along his side easily, ignoring everything around him as well.

Kakashi stared at them for a long time before turning on his own walk. He closed his book, placing it in his weapon's pouch and placed his hands in his pockets. He couldn't explain it, but something felt very strange about that figure. After all.

Why was a woman hiding herself as a man?

Once they were far enough away the dog looked over his shoudler then up at the human he was walking with. "You two look a lot alike," he commented in a low voice.

"If that was a compliment that was the worse thing you've come up with," she growled from behind her scarf.

"You saw it but you refuse to accept it."

"..."

He sighed, shaking his head as he contienud to walk with her. "I still don't see why you wanted to come allt he way here. You had a good life with them and you learned a lot so why torture yourself like this?"

"You know the reason. I was taught all life was precious so why was I abandoned like that? Was it just a whim or did they both decide? Do they even have a valid reason?"

Cere looked at her and nudged her hand in her pocket. He felt her gently scratch behind his ears and he leaned into it, eyes nearly closing in bliss. "I know but I don't want you to get hurt, Hidama."

"I've already been hurt."

--

The busty blonde looked up when she heard a knock on her door. She blinked wearily and noticed that several sake bodies littered the surface of her desk as well as files and such. The light made her eyes sting but the headache she was forming was making it worse. Shutting her eyes tightly she rubbed at her temples in small circles, croaking out at whoever was knocking to come in.

A pretty girl with pale sugar pink hair peeked in, her soft green eyes looking at her with concern and respect. "Tsunade-sama?"

"What is it Sakura?" she asked, still rubbing at her temples.

"There's someone here to see you."

"I'm not seeing anyone today. Tell them to make an appointment."

"Well that's what the secretary and I told her but she refuses to leave. She's been here for over an hour and won't leave until she talks with you."

Heaving a great sigh she opened her slightly bloodshot eyes. "Fine." Standing she marched out of her office, wondering who the hell would have the nerve to demand an appointment with her. She slammed the double doors open, startling the few people in the office as well (and causing her headache to escalate into a pounding headslam) and looked around. "Who the hell wants to see me when I said I didn't want to be disturbed today?"

"I did." A figure said from where she was sitting. She looked at her and frowned though it was hard to tell with the bangs hiding her eyes. "Tsunade I presume."

"I don't know who you are but I'm not seeing anyone today. So either make an appointment and leave or I'll have you escorted out," she said angrily and whirled to storm back into her office.

"Thirty years ago you visited a place in Ishi no Kuni then left without looking back," the woman said, making the blonde freeze in mid-step. "No one knew who you were and you didn't leave a name but its taken me this long to search you out. And I want answers."

Tsunade swallowed and slowly turned to face the woman. She finally took a good look at her and she could feel her eyes widening as the woman shook her bangs back, piercing her with those cold eyes. It was vague but she could make out several faint characteristics of him in her gaze alone.

"Oh gods..." Gesturing for her to enter she stepped back, practically trying to meld into the wall as the woman entered her office follwoed by a dog that had been laying at her side. "Shizune! I don't care what it is but I don't want to be disturbed all day," she commanded.

The woman quickly nodded, stilling the question on her tongue. "Yes Hokage-sama."

"Sakura!"

"Yes!" the poor girl squeaked out, taken back but the harsh tone.

"Find Kakashi and I don't care if you have to drag him back by his hair make sure he reports to me or else!" She didn't bother to wait for an answer as she slammed the doors so hard they shook and threaten to fall off their hindges. Both ladies were frozen and it took the young girl several times to form the right seals before she disappeared from the office in search of her instructor.

Swallowing the lump in her throat the godaime slowly walked to her desk, sitting on the chair and rested her hands flat on the surface but she didn't say anything as the woman stood before her. They had a stare down before she asked if she would like something to drink.

"No thank you. I've seen you've done enough drinking for the both of us three times over," she said coldly, glancing at the empty sake bottles.

"Sorry I asked then," she snapped and decided to get down to business. "How do you know about Ishi?" she demanded.

"My adoptive parents told me. After all, my mother and aunt were the ones who were in the delivary room with you on that day," she explained, removing the scarf to talk easier she folded it and placed it in her coat's pocket.

"That still doesn't prove that I was there. I'm not the only blonde in the five nations that could have possibily been there on that day."

"No, but they also told me about a birthmark on the inside of your thigh that looks like an upside down heart," she replied rather calmly.

Tsunade felt her eyes widen and held her knees tightly together. Sure enough she still had that birthmark but no one knew about it. "You're... You're..."

The woman nodded and unzipped her coat enough to lower the collar. "My name given to me is Hidama and all I want is answers;" her stare was enough to make a glacier stop then retreat, pulling her lips into a growl as she utter the next word like it was bitter and vile acid, "Mother."

--

"Sakura, what is going on?" the jounin asked, looking back at the girl pushing him even further into the tower.

"Tsunade-sama wants to see you now hurry up get in!" she retorted, pushing harder.

"I'm suppose to be off-duty though."

"I don't know just--get in already!!" With a particular shove she shoved him intot eh office where Shiuzune had opened the doors for them. "Kakashi-sensei's here." Bowing both ladies quickly shut the doors and sighed heavily, leaning their backs agsint it.

The silver-haired jounin frowned and straighten, standing before the godaime's desk and giving her a lazy look. She was cutting into his precious Icha Icha reading time. "You summoned me?"

The blonde could only nod. "There's something I want to tell you as well as meet someone," she said and gestured to his side. "This is Douji Hidama, she's from Ishi no Kuni. And... there's, something I haven't told you that you have a right to know." She sighed and rubbed her forehead. "You should have a seat."

There was something seriously going on here and he didn't like it. "I'll stand, thanks."

"I suggest you sit," a feminime voice said at his side. Kakashi blinked and looked at his side where the woman he had passed before sat, with her arms crossed but his eye couldn't help but notice the extremly low v-cut of the shirt, revealing the deep valley of such large, soft-looking breasts that seemed strangely familiar.

A threatening growl was all he heard before he stepped several feet, looking at the dog he had also seen earlier standing at the woman's side, baring his sharp fangs. "Back off!" he snarled angrily. The woman didn't bother to look at him but reached out and rested her hand on his head. He sat but kept growling deep in his chest, daring the man to try and get close.

Tsunade sighed and rubbed her eyes. What she would give for a bottle of strong sake right about now. She waited until Kakashi took the other seat before her desk and nodded to him. "What I'm about to tell you I haven't told anyone. It's been a secret I've kept for so long... I even kept it from Sakumo," she said softly.

The uncovered eye looked at her in shock. "What does this have to do with my father?" he demanded.

"... The day my brother died I was so depressed. I couldn't believe that he was gone and I felt so alone but it also became the day I began drinking," she began. "I just wanted the pain to stop and I didn't care about anything else. Sarutobi and Jiraiya treid to help me but nothing they said or did was enough. This had been going on for a while but one time I left Konoha to find a bar where no one knew me. I don't remember a lot but I remember getting drunk and I tried going back to Konoha but it was well past midnight and I couldn't focus. I could have been killed that night but Hatake Sakumo just happened to be at the right place at the right time.

"He took me to his place and for several weeks he helped me through my depression. I felt so much better than I had in years so one night to celebrate my depression passing, we went and had several drinks. I guess we had one too many because that night... He and I... we..." she closed her eyes tightly; "I lost my virginity to him that night."

"... ... ... excuse me?" he asked softly.

"You heard me!" she shouted but quickly lowered her voice. "It was a one time thing and we both said nothing, going our separate ways. When I heard he got married I was happy but sadden because I thought I would be alone. Months passed and I began to felt sick so I gave myself an examination. I was pregnant with Hatake Sakumo's child. I couldn't let anyone in Konoha know so I left when I was five months along. I had made up a lie about needing to do something by myself but even so I left so many trails to make sure no one would even find me. I found myself in Ishi no Kuni where no one knew me and ended up staying there until I gave birth.

"It was a lovely little girl but once I saw her little face I knew that if I went back to konoha with her people would begin to suspece it all. She looked so much like Sakumo it wouldn't be long before they figured out the connection. So, I left and never looked back. When I came back to Konoha I never told anyone and it wasn't long before I met Dan. The rest is history."

Kakashi couldn't ebelvei it. His father, had a one-time affair with the Godaime? He had a half-sibling? "I don't believe it... my father--you--how do I know this isn't some kind of joke?!" he asked angrily.

"You don't but I can prove it with a simple blood test. I need a sample of your blood as well as your half-sister's," she replied calmly.

"You mean she's here?? Where?!" The blonde merely pointed to the woman next to him. He slowly turned and was meet by a pair of icy blue eyes, pretty lips pulled into a grim straight line and entire body tense as a slab of rock. "You?!"

"I came here wanting to know about my paretns and I find myself with a half-brother." She snorted and looked away, closing her eyes. "I should have stayed in Ishi after all."

Author's Note: So what did you all think of it? Again the credit for this idea goes to DragonsLover1 on DA for giving me the idea and many thanks to pokefreak for doing the commission of my OC Hidama (link provided above). And if anyone ahs an idea for a plot, possible love interest for Hidama, or title please don't hesitate to tell me in a review :) As well as a love interest for Kakashi! (No I will not put Hidama with Kakashi, and she's about a month of two older than Kakashi which makes them both 27 yrs old.)

The story falls in the series' timeline after Sasuke defected to Orochimaru hence when Tsunade is Godaime but Naruto hasn't left with Jiraiya for training yet In other words this is before the Shippuuden/Hurricane Chronicles. So don't forget a review!