Title: Attorneys Vs. Normal People
Summary: In which it is demonstrated how attorneys divers from normal people, in terms of arguing. Drabble.
Disclaimer: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney and Phoenix Wight: Ace Attorney belongs to Capcom.
Pairing: KlavierApollo; AU EdgeworthPhoenix
Warning: AU – Edgeworth and Phoenix aren't attorneys in this fiction, because it's for the sake of the fic.
A/N: Don't ask where this came up from… I don't know it myself. And as said above, Edgeworth and Phoenix aren't attorneys in this fic because although I wanted to put another couple in, it's gonna be from another game/anime, which means more disclaimers, and since I'm feeling lazy, I'll just put a little AU in.
…Okay, enough of the ramblings, let's get on with it.
Attorneys Vs. Normal People
One may not believe it, but attorneys can behave quite differently from others. You can take lots of things for comparison, but we'll take the arguments between attorneys and normal people for comparison today.
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First, the Miles Edgeworth (some job-doing normal people) and Phoenix Wright (yet another job-doing normal people) version:
" Wright, Wright… Are you sure you're making sense at all?" Edgeworth smirked.
" Hey!! Of course I am." Phoenix retorted.
" Well, then… How do you explain the fact that you spilled coffee on my tea… When they are both sitting on the table!?" Edgeworth yelled. Phoenix put up his hands defensively.
" I don't know!!" Phoenix winced, his voice sounding a little whinny.
" …Wright. I am giving you two minutes to make me another cup of tea… or you're sleeping on the couch tonight. Period." Edgeworth gave Phoenix a hard glare.
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Next, the Klavier Gavin (prosecuting attorney) and Apollo Justice (defence attorney) version:
" Herr Forehead… Are you sure you're making any sense?" Klavier grinned at the attorney beside him.
" OBJECTION!! Of course I am!!" Apollo objected.
" …Hmm, I wonder about that, ja? Oh, and do explain how the coffee got into the tea, while you're at it." Klavier replied.
" HOLD IT!! I… I don't know!!" Apollo retorted in desperation.
" OBJECTION!! How can you not know that?" Klavier smiled.
" OBJECTION!! I…" Apollo trailed off. Klavier grinned, bending down so that his face was near Apollo's.
" Well then, you can either help me make another cup of tea, or sleep on the couch today, ja?" Klavier winked.
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And thus, we reach the conclusion that:
Attorneys who are to into their job tend to have more… unique kind of arguments which involves court terms such as: HOLD IT!! Or the more often used OBJECTION!!. While on the other hand, normal couples tend to argue more… normal, with added smirks, or whinny voices.
A/N: …I'm really not sure how this came out. Somehow, I feel that this fic is missing something, or that something seemed out of place. In any case, thanks for reading!!