~*~*You're Pathetic... Kaiba-boy...*~*~
Pharoahess Michelle: Okay.. as you all should
know, I just simple love Anzu and Kaiba bashing!!
Meloblaster: Thanks to me of course ^_^
Yami Bakura: Present day humans are so fun to terrorize, don't you thin-----?
HEY! *sees Tristan drag Y.Bakura away*
Pharoahess Michelle: Ptch... whatever.. anywayz, I won't spoil the story for all of you peeps!
I would really appreciate it if you read and review ^_^
(Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh at all. Sorry for all of you Kaiba and Anzu fans. It's fun to humiliate Kaiba, but Anzu, ... um... I just don't favour her. Don't worry, they'll be a couple in this story! And of course, the infamous... *drum rolls* Mai and Joey!!! Oh yeah.)
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*...* actions
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... POV
Chapter 1 : Before Class
***This story takes place a week after the annual Sports Day.***
General POV
Kaiba was sweating like crazy. He had decided to ask Anzu on a date.. FINALLY... after like forever!! He was going to tell her at school the next day, but he didn't think that he could do it. *sigh* Poor boy.. Hmm.. I wonder what Anzu would think of that? Betcha that she'll go hyper ^_~
Monday
Kaiba's POV
'Well, this is the day that I would finally ask her on a date! I hope that I won't screw it up.' *gulp* 'Maybe I should ask her before class starts! Good idea man! Give yourself a pat on the back! Who was that? Your conscience. I don't have one!' *grr* 'You wouldn't be here without me. This is the thanks that I get for just keeping you sane?! You gotta be joking?!?! Whatever... I can live without you anyday!
It was 8:45am and class starts at 9:00am sharp! 'I'll just go wait outside. I just hope that Ms. Freaky won't be hunting me down for the Shakespeare essay that I forgot to hand in last month.' *sigh* 'She so whinny!! I know that most people don't have whinny teachers, but she's an exception! I don't get how she got accepted into teachers college. She has the worst writing. She writes uphill and usually doesn't realize that she starts writing off the chalkboard.. like the wall. Mr. 'I'm-the-king-of-this-world' (Mr. Amori, the principal) always blames us for the messy walls, and makes us wash them so they'll be brand spanking new! Ptch.. like they really were in the first place..! Sure sure..' *glances at his watch* "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *causes some teachers and students walking by to have their eyes popping out* IT'S 9:15 ALREADY!! AND NOBODY TOLD ME!! MR. MOTOU WILL KILL ME!!! AAAAHHHH!" (okay, in my story, Mr. Motou is a Math teacher, but he's still Yugi's grandpa)
*nervously taps on the door* *hears teacher blabbing on on the other side of the door* 'Well, I guess he didn't hear me..' *grr* 'try again...' *taps on door a bit louder* *hears teacher blabbing a little louder* "He soooooooooo dead! I think that I should buy him some hearing aids for Christmas or something.. -_-0 ..."
Somebody: "AHEM!!"
Kaiba: *doesn't turn around* "What do you want?" *continues tapping on the door* "aaarrggghhh! stupid teacher won't open the door...!!!!" *grabs doorknobs and starts shaking*
Somebody: "AHEM!!!"
Kaiba: "Can't you see that I'm a bit busy here?"
Somebody: *grabs Kaiba by the collar* "YOUNG MAN, what were you saying about me!!"
Kaiba: "Oh....my....WORD................................don't tell me who I think this is..."
Mr. Motou: "What were you saying about me?" *grows twice his size*
Kaiba: *cowers from fear* "uh... nothing... ?!?! hehe... I was just saying that.. uh... um... I should buy some socks for my grandma..?!?! Yah.. that's it! It's her birthday tomorrow!!" *looks around the hall looking for an escape, but sadly is blocked my Mr. Motou*
Mr. Motou: *shrinks back to original size* "I see.. that wasn't that I heard though... Well, I'll let you go then. Please proceed to class. As you've probably not noticed, Mr. Amori (the principal) was giving a speech to the class that there will be a tournament held at The Tokyo Tower."
Kaiba: "Tokyo Tower?! Isn't that a radio station?" *cups his hands under his chin and looks thoughtful*
Mr. Motou: "Shouldn't you know that already?! We did an assignment on the perimeter, height, and area on that last month!!"
Kaiba: "Really? I thought that was the Eiffel Tower? It looks just like it too, except the fact that this one in Tokyo was red..."
Mr. Motou: "PRAISE THE LORD!! THE BOY KNOWS HIS COLOURS!!!"
Kaiba: *glares daggers* " Oh shut up... I mean... Mr. Motou, sorry for interupting, but what tournament are they holding?"
Mr. Motou: "A tournament on ........................................................................................... "*makes Kaiba lean over and listen very attentively* "DUEL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *sees Kaiba fall*
Kaiba: "Sir, do you realize what you did to my ears?! It's busted now.. it's malfunctioning.. see, I can't even hear myself!!"
Mr. Motou: ".....................shut..............up................."
Kaiba: "nnnnnoooooo! I don't even know what I'm talking about now! HELP ME!!! I'm going to die!!! No-one will like me anymore!!" *drops down on the floor and cries* *sobs*
Mr. Motou: "This will definitely make a good soap opera." *whips out a videocam and starts recording*
Kaiba: "AAAHHH!!! My beloved Anzu will dump me!!! That's the tragic-est thing that will ever happen to me!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Mr. Motou: "Are you done yet?"
Kaiba: "WHAT?!?!?!"
Mr. Motou: *somehow straps Kaiba to a chair, duct-taped his mouth, and sticks a knife up to his neck* "Young man.. if you don't listen to me now, you're toast.. you're history... before you get kicked out of the tournament... and I'll rip your blue eyes before you can say 'i'm a butt'"
Kaiba: "mmnnmmnmmn npnpppmpppmpmmpm" 'I'm going to die soon'
Mr. Motou: *sigh* "He'll never learn.." *releases him when Mr. Amori stepped out of the classroom*