Okay, so this story is gross, but is meant to be humorous. Rated T for bathroom humor and some language. Elsa and Anna are in a relationship in this story, but it is certainly not an huge part of the yourself warned.
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"Elsa!" Anna yelled as she bolted down the hall.
The blonde queen looked up from her paper work in time to see her enraged sister burst into the study.
"What the hell?" The younger girl asked, slightly out of breath.
Elsa raised a delicate eyebrow at the princess partially in amusement of her sister's antics, and partially annoyed that she was interrupting the queen's work. "Anna, what do you need?"
"An explanation as to why my room is magically clean and my tomato plants are missing."
Elsa sat back in her chair. "I had your room cleaned because there were clothes and linens all over the floor. Your sheets were in desperate need of a wash. The tomato plants are gone because they were making your entire room smell like a barn."
The redhead crossed her arms, "I was experimenting with fertilizers!" She countered, speaking as though it were the most obvious statement in the world. The queen meant to ask why Anna would need to experiment with fertilizers, but was cut off by the younger girl. "It didn't even smell that bad, you just have an overly sensitive nose." Anna accused.
"I beg to differ." Elsa countered.
The princess rolled her eyes. "Oh please, Elsa, you complain when Kristoff comes over and hasn't bathed for a few weeks."
"It's unhygienic!"
"Another person's hygiene should not inhibit your ability to function!" Anna argued. A small, sly smile formed on the younger girl's lips. "I bet you couldn't even go three days without bathing. It would drive you nuts."
"It would not drive me nuts." Elsa stated.
"Okay, then I challenge you to one week of no cleaning yourself, absolutely no washing, brushing or wiping any part of yourself or your clothes."
Elsa shook her head. "I can't do that. I'm the queen. I have an image to uphold."
"Then we will take a week vacation. We can rent a little cottage in the woods." Anna responded, not letting Elsa get away that easily. "Or are you a scaredy cat?"
"Anna, why would I accept your challenge? I don't need to prove this to you."
A sickly sweet grin spread across the princess' face. "I didn't know chickens could speak, Elsa!" The younger girl proceeded to flap her elbows and make clucking noises.
The blonde's nostrils flared as anger and competitiveness overtook her. "I have two conditions. First, I challenge you as well. I'm not doing this on my own. Second, we are allowed to wash our hands before preparing food and eating."
"Fine, but your also not allowed to use your magic to control temperature or make clothes" the younger girl bargained.
"Deal," Elsa conceded. "How do we determine the winner, and what do they win?"
"Well obviously, if one of us tries to wash-up, than that person looses. Complaining about smelling will also cause you to lose. Note that there is a difference between teasing and complaining."
"Oh is there now?" Elsa asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes, we can complain about each other, but not ourselves. I'll even skew it in your favor. If we both make it through the week, you win by default." Anna continued with a smirk. "Looser has to come back to the castle to wash up, victor gets to do that at the cottage."
Elsa paused, that was a rather risky outcome. Anna spotted the blonde's hesitation and slowly folded her arms, threatening to make more chicken noises. "Fine," Elsa finally conceded to the terms. The sisters shook hands.
"I'm going to find us a cottage to rent." With that, the redhead turned on her heels and skipped towards the door.
Before she could exit the study, Elsa called out to the redhead. "Anna, you know we already own a cottage in the woods, right?"
The younger girl paused, thinking about it. "Oh yes. You're right." She shrugged before walking out the door.
Elsa slouched into her chair, shaking her head. "What did I just get myself into?" She mumbled to herself.
A month later, Elsa and Anna were pulling up to a small cottage in a cart that carried their provisions for the week, pulled by a single horse. Anna drove, with Elsa sprawled across her lap and listening to the redhead talk about the importance of chocolate at parties. It was a warm day in the beginning of September, with large puffy clouds scattered in the sky.
Finally, the cart rolled to a stop. "We're here!" Anna announced in a sing-song voice. "Let the challenge begin!"
Elsa's eyes flew open, having nearly forgotten the stupid bet she made with her sister. Opening here eyes, Elsa looked up at Anna, who was looking down at her expectedly. Elsa quickly grabbed the end of one of the red, dangling braids, and pulled her sister down for a kiss, before standing up to get off of the cart. Anna quickly followed the older girl to inspect the cottage. It was small, with no indoor plumbing. The inside consisted of a living area and kitchen furnished with a table, some chairs, a couple cabinets, and a wood stove. There were two bedrooms, each containing a bed and dresser. The girls made quick work of unloading the cart. They decided that they would share one bedroom and use the other one to put the clothes and other stuff they brought. The food was put in the cabinets and sheets were placed on the bed. Finally, the girls took the horse and cart behind the cottage, where there was a small barn. Not far from the barn was an outhouse and between the two structures was a path that led to the stream a short walk away.
"Come on, let's go get our water" Anna suggested, walking out of the cottage with a bucket. Elsa agreed and the two headed down the path together.
The stream was wide but shallow and the path led right to a bend in it. Anna put her hand in the water to test the temperature, but promptly pulled it back out. "Its freezing," she exclaimed. "The water must come straight down from the mountains."
Elsa hummed in response and sat on the rocky outcrop, watching the butterflies. Anna joined her with the now full bucket and the two rested, enjoying the woods around them. "I'm sweating," Elsa said, slightly petulantly.
"Are you complaining already?" Anna asked in a teasing tone.
"No, I'm just not use to the sensation!" Elsa replied, causing Anna to chuckle.
"You are still quite lovely, even if a little sweaty." Anna consoled, leaning over to place a kiss on her sister's cheek.
"Come on," Elsa said with a giggle, "let's go back and put the water on to boil."
Anna hopped up and led the way back up the path.
Two days went by before Elsa began feeling the effects of not bathing. Her hair felt heavier, her skin was grimy and she could taste her bad breath. She was still better off than Anna who had had an issue with the charcoal from the wood stove and was now sporting black streaks across her face. Still, the stench was not unbearable, only annoying, especially when Anna found a reason to reach over Elsa to get something. The blonde was certain the younger girl was doing this on purpose.
Just then, Anna bounced into the cottage from feeding the horse. "So, sweet sister of mine, what would you like to do this fine afternoon?"
Elsa tilted her head to the side in thought, gazing at the beautiful woman in front of her. They were alone after all, and had already taken advantage of that on multiple occasions. Sex was always an option, but Elsa was starting to get tired of this little bet and decided that she should try to force Anna to give up.
"Come on, let's go for a walk." Elsa suggested.
Anna agreed happily and the two set out for an afternoon adventure.
Half an hour into the walk, Elsa saw her chance when their path was cut off by a wide mud puddle. "Bet you can't make it over the mud." Elsa said to her younger sister.
Anna's eyes narrowed. "Alright," she agreed, "challenger first."
Elsa took ten paces back to give her space for a running start before charging the mud puddle. Just before she made it to the edge of the puddle, a ramp of ice sprouted from the ground, allowing Elsa to simply run over the mud. When the blonde was safely on the other side, the ice disappeared. The queen stood on the other side, smirking. "Your turn," she called.
"You cheated!" Anna retorted.
"All's fair in love and war, sweet sister."
Anna scowled, but prepared to make her leap. The princess spotted a low hanging branch. She thought than if she could grab the branch, she could use it propel her body over the puddle using her momentum. With this thought, Anna gave herself a lot of space for a running start. Sprinting, she leaped into the air and reached for the branch. The princess latched on successfully, but the tree limb was unable to hold her. It snapped and the redhead plummeted seven feet, landing in the mud with a splash. Anna was pulled out of a daze by the sound of a soft giggle. Turning her head, she saw Elsa with her hand over her mouth, hiding a smile. The redhead flung a handful of mud at the blonde which splattered across the older girl's skirt.
"Are you okay, Anna?"
The younger girl grunted a yes as she shook herself like a dog to try to dislodge some of the mud from her body. Unfortunately, her hair was full of the slimy substance. Sighing, Anna resigned herself to the idea of finishing out her week with hair full of mud. Glancing at the sky, Anna turned back towards the cabin and began walking. "Come on, Elsa. We ought to head back before the sun starts to go down," the redhead called over her shoulder.
Elsa made another ice bridge over the mud and hurried after Anna. The blonde really hoped that her little sister wasn't too angry with her. She had just wanted to try to end this stupid bet. Another idea crossed Elsa's mind. She was almost certain it would make Anna tap out, but the blonde wondered if she was crossing a line. Elsa spent the remainder of the evening contemplating her options while the two sisters prepared and ate their dinner. Once they stood to clean up their dishes and food Elsa saw the mud caked onto the back of Anna's chair, helping the blonde to make her decision. The two girls sat by the stove for a couple hours reading before Elsa stood and stretched.
"I think I'm going to go to bed." Elsa commented.
Anna nodded without looking up from her book. "I'll be right in after I finish this page."
Elsa looked at her sister for a moment, reminding herself that the plan needed to be done. "Anna," Elsa began slowly. "I think it might be best that we spend the rest of the week sleeping in separate rooms."
The younger girl looked up and locked eyes with the blonde. "Why?"
Elsa sighed. "You're covered in mud and are starting to smell rather ripe. I don't think I can sleep next to you." The girls stared at each other for a moment. Elsa was sure her sister was going to crack and quit the bet when suddenly Anna's green eyes hardened.
"Fine, in that case, I think I will stay up and finish my chapter. Goodnight Elsa."
The blonde was taken aback by her sister's reaction, hoping that Anna was not too angry with her. Elsa wished her little sister a goodnight and wondered off to the room the girls had been sharing.
About fifteen minutes later, Anna closed her book and took a candle to the other room. Once she had closed the door behind herself, the princess lit the second candle sitting on the night table. It wasn't until she turned to look at the bed that she remembered that not only had she and her sister been using this room as a closet, but also that they had simply left their clothes for the week laying out on the bed. Anna was about to go get Elsa to come help her relocate their dresses when an idea popped into her head. The redhead smiled. "Payback's a bitch, Elsa," she mumbled to herself.