Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or any thing from South Park. I don't
own any Christmas carols either.
Mutant Turkeys
(sung to deck the halls)
Mutant Turkeys are out killing
(fa la la la la la lala)
It is Kenny's blood they're spilling
(fa la la la la la la la)
Then they took the poor kid's eyeball
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Then poor Kenny took a fall
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Once he lit his fart on fire
(Fa la la la la la la la)
And it caused him to expire
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Cartman watched him burn to ashes
(Fa la la la la la la la)
He should not have played with matches
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Jingle Bells
(sung to tune of Jingle bells, duh)
There's this poor kid in South Park
Who wears an orange hood
And small 8 year old
He hasn't got it good
We don't know what he says
On every show he dies
But we've gotten used to it and so no one cries!
Oh, jingle bells
Kenny smells
That's because he's dead
An satellite fell from space
And smashed his hooded head
Oh Cheesy Poofs
(sung to O Christmas tree)
O Cheesy Poofs
O Snackey Smores
You are so delicious
O Cheesy Poofs
O Snackey Smores
I know you're not nutritious
O Cheesy Poofs I hope you last
And pot-pies too, you both kick ass
O Cheesy Poofs
O Snackey Smores
You are so delicious
Mutant Turkeys
(sung to deck the halls)
Mutant Turkeys are out killing
(fa la la la la la lala)
It is Kenny's blood they're spilling
(fa la la la la la la la)
Then they took the poor kid's eyeball
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Then poor Kenny took a fall
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Once he lit his fart on fire
(Fa la la la la la la la)
And it caused him to expire
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Cartman watched him burn to ashes
(Fa la la la la la la la)
He should not have played with matches
(Fa la la la la la la la)
Jingle Bells
(sung to tune of Jingle bells, duh)
There's this poor kid in South Park
Who wears an orange hood
And small 8 year old
He hasn't got it good
We don't know what he says
On every show he dies
But we've gotten used to it and so no one cries!
Oh, jingle bells
Kenny smells
That's because he's dead
An satellite fell from space
And smashed his hooded head
Oh Cheesy Poofs
(sung to O Christmas tree)
O Cheesy Poofs
O Snackey Smores
You are so delicious
O Cheesy Poofs
O Snackey Smores
I know you're not nutritious
O Cheesy Poofs I hope you last
And pot-pies too, you both kick ass
O Cheesy Poofs
O Snackey Smores
You are so delicious