This fanfic is almost completely made in first person narrator with the narrator being mario, all the characters are property of nintendo except princess blueberry which I made up


Mario was in Bowser's castle and got caught inside a grim-looking machine, he felt as life was drained away from him.

Mario narrating: I won't live much longer, all my life s passing before my eyes. I remember the first adventure in which I ever was as a young child in Yoshi's island, yeah that was the first time I thwarted Bowser's plans. But my most memorable days start right in kindergarten were we met Waluigi , Daisy and Mona, we also found friends like peach or not so friendly acquaintances like Wario and Baby Bowser. I remember very well those days and also some of the funniest moments like when Waluigi took Luigi's baby-bottle (yep that's when they became rivals) or the time Peach went to her cradle for bad-behavior while the one who broke the toy horse was Mona.

Afterwards when we graduated from kindergarten, we had some of our greatest days during elementary. Luigi was constantly bullied and I had to show him the art of jumping on their heads. Also during those days I was introduced to sports like: soccer, basketball, tennis, golf and football, but the best part is that I indeed was the captain of the mushroom elementary in all the sports, defeating Wario's team (the Shellcreeper's elementary) especially with my moves like giant Mario in soccer.

But my favorite days were definitely in Jr high-high school. At the star high the princesses, Luigi and I were the popular guy's. Besides I met a lot of the princess relatives, yet the one I remember the most is Princess Blueberry, that sky blue dress, her pale skin and her beautiful black hair, we actually dated for a while, until she moved on the third year of Jr high. Then Peach became my girlfriend (and she still is), Luigi wasn't scared of everything during those days, I actually might call it brave. Then we graduated to university.

In university we studied brick breaking for money, and it is actually a very profitable job. But now I'm going to die so I must say good bye everyone. Bowser: what a cheesy line of memories HAHAHA (but while laughing Bowser trips backwards and falls right upon the "release Mario" button) so by being released Mario jumps upon Bowser's belly and goes away from the castle .