Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own the characters and worlds featured. I'm just borrowing them (apparently I cannot 'buy' the Kingdom Hearts universe, ratsifratchit….).

Notes: I prefer YuRiPa to YRP. It just sounds better… If lots of people want me to change it, I will.

The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee

Chapter One: Forming a committee

"Squall, why won't you let me do anything?" The ninja whined. Her hands were placed on her hips, a slight pout forming.

"That's Leon." God help me… The brunet raised his hands into a defensive position. "Now, Yuffie…. You know I'd like you to help on the Radiant Garden Reconstruction Committee, but… We just don't need your help right now."

"But Squall—"

"That's Leon." Not that anyone ever listens.

The door to Merlin's home swung open roughly. A woman wearing a pink, puffy dress burst into the room. "Squall, we've got problems!"

"That's LEON!"

Across from the door, the chain-smoking Cid glared at the woman. "You best have a $&'n' good #$&'n' reason for making so much $&'n' noise."

Aerith glared back at the old man, focing him to turn away from the burning green eyes. "We've run out of funds…"

Leon blinked a few times before he could feel his mouth open at its own accord. "What! How can we rebuild Radiant Garden if we don't have any munny…"

"Those $&'n' moogle-$&s don't work for $&'n' cheap."

Aerith tapped her boot waiting for the old man to finally end his rant. "So… How can we get some more?"

"Too bad we couldn't get people to just come here and buy stuff…" Everyone turned to stare at the young ninja. "Why are you guys looking at me like I'm crazy?"

Leon stroked his face. "Congratulations, Yuffie. You're now the head of the Radiant Garden Tourism Committee."

Yuffie's mouth dropped open. She pointed at herself. "Me? I'm the head of a committee?"

Aerith smiled sweetly at the younger woman. "You certainly are… I suppose the first thing you should do is recruit other committee members."

Yuffie bounced out of the house, a smile plastered on her face. When the door closed, the three Restoration Committee members sighed in relief.

"… She's finally gone." Leon laughed at the sentiment. "Sweet freedom!"

Rikku floated past the rocky cliff. "No treasure here either!" She rose up to the ledge above. Sitting on air, Yuna and Paine appeared disappointed as well.

Yuna laid a finger on her cheek in thought. "You think… Maybe we already found all of the Radiant Garden's treasures?"

Paine stood up in the air. "Well, it's possible, but how are we going to reach another world for more?"

The three fairies turned to see a ninja running up the rocky route. What is she doing all the way out here?

The trio immediately got into their patented 'YuRiPa Pose,' a happy smile on every face. Yuna took the lead, as always. "What are you doing all the way out here?"

Rikku questioned, "Did you bring any treasure?"

The ninja grinned evilly. "Even better… I have a proposition for you."

Paine raised an eyebrow. "What kind of proposition?"

"I would like you three on the Radiant Garden Tourism Committee."

"Group Huddle!" The three fairies discussed amongst themselves the pros and cons of the job. "Okay! But, we get all of the treasure!"

"I get the materia."

Rikku tilted here miniature head. "Huh?"

Yuffie placed a hand on her head. "I have no idea where that came from."

Yes, I am insane. But, I'd still like to hear what you guys/ gals think about this… Would you call it a plot?