(A/N: hey guys, this is my first fanfic. So please review and tell me how it is. Constructive criticism is appreciated.)
Moony
Dear fan fiction,
I AM NOT GAY. I certainly did not have a son with Sirius. I AM NOT RELATED TO JACOB BLACK. He is most certainly NOT my son. Please stop writing such stories about me and Sirius. And that does not mean that i loved James or Peter either. I married Tonks. Not anyone else. And I died. Face it. I was in Gryffindor. And even though i was the smart one out of the marauders, i did not sit with my head in a book all day long. I had a life outside books. My son's name was Teddy Lupin. AND I AM A GUY. From which angle does remus sound like a girl's name? Do you know how to read? Or do you simply make up random pairings? I am a married is with me in elysium. I am not the kind of person who cheats on his wife. I love her, not*deep breath* sirius, james, lily, peter, severus, DUMBLEDORE, HARRY, molly or afew more thousand or so people. As I said before, I AM NOT GAY. Why does everyone think i am? Next time, instead of wasting my time by writing such long letters, I shall ask a certain friend to take care of you, once and for all.
Sincerely,
Remus Lupin.
Thanks for reading!
-PotatoBookworm