Parody Spoof of Dumb and Dumber

Short Summary: Instead of Mary being with Bobby. She is now marry to Lloyd Christmas. However, feeling frustrated by him she decide to take a break from him. Little did she know what she was getting into.

To all my airbag peeps and something fun and different then I normally usual write. Also, to the people who have not seen the Dumb and Dumber airbag scene Enjoy this spoof!

Remember I do not own copyrights of Dumb and Dumber!

Mary was so mad at Lloyd for making her go on another business trip up here at the beach house. So she just had to get away. She did not care that she wearing not much on. All she wore was just pink bikini underneath her brown shorts and short sleeves white top that had a clip on the front. So she got in the red car and begin to drive away.

Once she was on the highway the surrounding changes around her and she was back on the hill. She look back at the beach house regret her decisions. Sure Lloyd can be a bother, but she still loves him no matter what including his jokes. Looking back at the road she begin to think then hears a beep sound on her phone. Mary looks down at the texts from Lloyd saying "I seal the deal. Now I just have to go back to Aspen to pitch the idea to your dad too for a month. Where are you?" She l miserably look at the text, "WOW! Just Terrific! Now I will never see my love AGAI-!" She was cut off when she saw a huge red truck in front of her stop all sudden and sway the car off the wrong way.

The car then drives off the cliff and crash upside down and right side up 3 times till it crash diagonal into a tree near the edge of the woods. Then as soon as she hits the steel wheel so hard the airbag finally exploded in front her of almost like slow motion from small between her legs to the beginning of what look like a 500 or possible 800 weather balloon from what it look like. She was push back so hard from the impact, but before the air bag exploded Mary immediately black out.

Mary felt herself waking up. Her eyes was still close as she try to open it with a little fracture at a time. "MMmm.. If this is heaven then it still hurt a lot on this soft and hard puff cloud." She thinks

Mary finally felt herself come too as she was able to open her eyes up at last. But all she could see was white in front. She begin to realize this was not no cloud it was HUGE airbag. She try to move her arms but they were pinned at were different angles and was barely budging an inch. She turn to her head as much as she could to the side "Oh…"she try to move her body up and down but it was even worse as she barely budge. Also, she felt it rubbing against her crotch in a soft sensual way. "Oh… C'MOMMMM…" the airbag making her turn her head in. "MMMMMMMMM" was all she could say as the airbag press hard into her face while trying to move her arms still. But it seem to her no matter what the airbag seem to get worse and bigger if she move again.

She decide to sit there for 10 minutes as she figure it might deflate. Her heart was pounding from the adrenaline rush of fighting it. But it started to slow down thank god. She was able to turn her head to the side again. She felt her chest heaving up and down feeling the hard and soft fluffy airbag rubbing up against her skin as she breaths. She feel like after a while what seem like 30 minutes or like forever to her. It looks like it was broken and it was never going to go down. She thought of an idea of trying to struggle to get out but this time biting into it.

"K.. " She manage to say weakly while the airbag still press her face as it was also pressing against the head seat too. She then begin to try to manage to move her arms again which felt like she was trying to squeeze them out. She also try to move up and down again then turn her face in it while trying to bit at it.

This made it even worse. It was also making it look like the balloon was getting bigger if she continue to struggle no matter what. She felt herself rubbing against it and the crotch below at the same time. In her mind it felt like someone was rubbing against her in sexual way, but try so hard to keep her mind focus on not giving up no matter what.

"MMM..MMMM.." She huff out while it sounded almost like a moan of pleasure. She continue and then the worse happen with all her struggle she felt her top unclip in front of her and her shirt moves to the side. Mary now feels her breast moving up and down and rubbing against it since her bikini stop was not doing a good job of covering it anyways. She finally use both arms by hugging the air bag angrily that it was so huge now covering the entire ceiling of her driver side and almost spilling over to the passenger side. Biting into it again and turn to the side as much as she can angrily "MMMM… LLOYD HELP ME!" She say angrily in frustration and weakly with the bag pressing angrily in the face.

It was no good she was all the way down a very big the hill away from people and Lloyd was back in the beach house enjoying his party with their friends.

-Airbag scene continues-

What seem like an hour she manage to get her upper body to side by pushing real hard but can barely get her bottom out and now felt the button on tight brown shorts pop and begin to slide off her.
"Great! Just GREAT!" She then started to bang on the passenger side "Someone Please Help ME-"And was cut off again. Mary made a big mistake and felt herself being once again push back on the seat in the most awkward position. Where it look like she was press against the air bags in the car now laying on them. She then struggle again moving against them as they both rub against her. Her breast moving up and down and rubbing against and her shorts now almost dangly off her and feeling the crotch being rub below.

It was like two balloons pressing against her and all she could think about was how doom she was in a sexual awkward comfortable way. "HEMMLPMMM MEMEMEMMMM!" was all she could mumble through the airbag press against her face.

She heard voices outside.
"OH MY GOD!" MARY is that you!"
All she could say was "MMMMMMM!" Lloyd bends down seeing the airbags trap against her awkwardly and try to bit down into them too. But was push back so hard and fall to the ground a couple feet away.

"Umm Lloyd maybe we should call 911 instead" Harry said

-Conclusion-

Mary open her eyes and feel her back and head against the soft bed. She see she is back in their room.

"Well hello sleepy head. Good to see you awake. The doctor say there was no broken bones or anything. But he did say to wear more appropriate clothes for the redness to disappear in a couple of days." Lloyd say while coming in and bring some water to her while sitting next to her.

"I don't understand how did you get me out?" Mary ask in wonder.
"Well it was not easy for them, but they had to use a knife to deflate them dangerous airbags." Lloyd then shrug his shoulders "Guess you won't be making fun of me with that airport moment when we first say our goodbyes." With a smirk while sipping his mug. Mary could not help but rolled her eyes smiling while drinking too.

From that moment on Mary never left Lloyd side ever again and remember to talk it out more.