Useless Notes: Don't care what you say, 'slong as it'll help me out in the future. The idea is pretty random, but it's a question that's been in my mind for some time now.
Hope my random crap'll be appreciated.
Disclaimer: If Bleach were mine, Urahara would be wearing his hat all day long.
Enjoy.
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Kisuke and his Hat
A lot of mystery and intrigue have started to revolve around the 12th Division's ex-captain, Urahara Kisuke and his hat.
Nobody knows the exact reason why he keeps it on, but his hat has already garnered a reasonable amount of attention, and has been the topic of many a debate.
Tessai Tsukabishi, Jinta Hanakiri and Ururu Tsumugiya, his constant companions at home and his assistants in the shop think that because he is (or used to be) the captain of the 12th Division, and because he is the founder of the Shinigami Research Institute, he of course, had to conduct numerous experiments.
Because he conducted numerous experiments, his head sprouted antennas.
And because he grew antennas, he obviously has to wear a hat to conceal them.
Despite the absurdity that this idea suggests, the three employees insist that their hypothesis is nothing but the plain truth, and that it is in fact, the result of a lifelong study that they undertook ever since they first laid eyes on him.
Although Jinta Hanakiri has even claimed to have seen the antennas one evening, this idea has still been put on hold and is still under investigation until further notice.
Kuchiki Rukia, who is a regular (and perhaps the only) customer of the Urahara Shop says that the hat is obviously a fashion trend that he most probably invented, because where else have you seen a hat exactly like that? She adds that he mixed in the right shades of green and that he made the right move by creating such a beautiful work of art, just like Chappy.
Of course, she wouldn't let him know this, even if her life depended on it.
Yoruichi Shihouin, a childhood friend of his said that the hat used to be a part of the prescribed experimental uniform of the 12th Division, but when he was exiled, he took it along with him and squiggled all the squiggly green lines on it, so as to avoid detection.
Sheer cleverness or just plain stupidity, you decide.
Abarai Renji, lieutenant of the 6th Division who stayed with Urahara for a few weeks swears that "… it's supposed to make him look like he's cool or mysterious or somethin', but the truth is, he ain't any single one of 'em…"
He just thinks it's plain stupid that people would go around wearing hats the whole day, like Kyouraku-taichou of the 8th Division and Kurotsuchi-taichou of the 12th Division.
Orihime Inoue, a close friend of Kuchiki Rukia, agrees with said person when she was asked.
She actually found it very cute when she heard about it and she did not realize that Urahara was into the fashion business.
Kurosaki Ichigo, who once trained under the man says that the only thing he's seen under the hat is hair and that's about it.
He is currently considering taking the Urahara Crew's theory, though.
Different people, different views.
Some are logical, while others are just plain retarded.
Of course, we can't believe all the random crap everyone else spouted earlier (like all the crap I'm spouting now), so we decided to get the information straight from the horse's mouth.
When Urahara himself was asked, he stopped smiling all of a sudden and looked like he was about to murder someone.
He says that he keeps it on, 'cos it can get so darn hot in the mortal world and that he does have hair to take care of.
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A/N: Please review!