Why did this have to happen?

An ANBU knocked on the door to the Godaime's office. For some reason unbeknownst to the Godaime the knock was one filled with dread.

"come in!"

He went in slowly. He went over to the Godaime and whispered something in hushed, hurried tones.. Tsunade was left speechless.

"I am sorry for this loss" He said.

"…."

He bowed once then left.

Twenty bottles of Sake later…

"WHYYYY did this have to happen to me! I told him to go die and that was only cuz he said somethin perverted!" *hic sob hic sob sob*

Then came a word that shook throught the whole building

"JIRIYA!"