A/N: I own none of these, except my own OC ones, characters or settings all rights go to their intended authors. This has been written just for fun, let me know what you think. It's a quite risqué but I thought that people won't mind the realism in it.
The pairings in this fanfiction are:
Harry x Ginny
Ron x Hermione
George x Angelina
Luna x OC (To be revealed)
Neville x OC (To be revealed)
Chapter 1: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes:
It had been two months after the second wizarding war and the fall of Voldemort. The Weasley family was just returning to normality after the deaths of friends and family. Fred had been buried a week after the Hogwarts siege along with the others who had been killed. To keep Fred's memory alive, George had re-opened Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes with a huge banquet in Diagon Alley. George's new girlfriend Angelina Johnson had helped him decorate the street with orange and yellow banners. Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny were running back and forth from the Leaky Cauldron carrying huge platters and dishes of food to the tables laid out along Diagon Alley.
"Here you go Harry, love." Mrs Weasley said handing him a cool butterbeer while he waited for the next round of pastries to cook.
"Thanks, Mrs Weasley." Harry sat down on a stool and downed the butterbeer in one as Ron stumbled through the doorway being held up by Hermione and Ginny. He was covered in chunks of pumpkin and pastry.
"He had a bit of an accident..." Ginny explained, "He tripped over one of the banners that had fallen down and went headfirst into the pumpkin pie."
"Oh Ronald!" Mrs Weasley sighed exasperatedly.
"Come on Ron, let's clean you up." Hermione said leading him to their room upstairs. Harry thought he noticed Ron grin but he soon went back to his stunned look.
A small mechanical mouse leapt in the air, creating a clicking sound to signal that the pastries were ready. "Here dears, take these out to where the pumpkin pie was. And try to clean the area up a bit will you?" Mrs Weasley said as she handed Harry and Ginny two trays of delicious-looking pastries.
"Sure, come on Harry." Ginny sighed.
Harry waited until they were out of Mrs Weasley's earshot before asking Ginny, "Did Ron really trip over a banner?"
"No, but he did fall into the pumpkin pie." She replied, giggling.
"How?"
"Well, he and Hermione were fooling around and somehow he fell in. I didn't see him fall myself, but that's all Hermione said happened."
"I'm guessing whatever it was, they're up in that room now finishing it." Harry laughed.
Ginny screwed up her face, "I'd rather not think about it. But if I hear any more noises coming from their room tonight I'm bashing Ron's head in with a pan!"
Harry placed his tray down and took out his wand to clean away the remains of the pie, "Scourgify! Much better. Was that the last lot of food?"
"Better had be, I don't know how many people we're expecting but this a huge amount of food. I don't think Mum's ever cooked this much before!" Ginny said, looking at the rows of roast meat, vegetables and towers of pies and cakes.
As they turned to go back to the Leaky Cauldron, George and Angelina landed beside them and dismounted their brooms. "We all done now?" George asked.
"Think so." Ginny said.
"Great, I've got a blister on my arse the size of a galleon! Should be worth it in the end though." George said, limping towards the pub.
Ginny cringed again, "What a revolting image."
"At least he's not going to show you!" Angelina laughed.
George kissed her on the cheek, "Love of my life ladies and gentlemen! Isn't she lovely?"
They all laughed as they made their way back to the Leaky Cauldron.
"Ah, good timing!" Mr Weasley said, "There's a huge crowd outside waiting to get in. Merlin knows what the Muggles are thinking!"
"Well, let them in!" George shouted opening his arms theatrically.
When Mr Weasley opened the pub doors a wave of witches and wizards poured in some they recognised and said hello, others were caught in the current of the crowd and couldn't stop. Like poor little Professor Flitwick!
"Hiya Harry!" Harry turned to see Dennis Creevey holding his late brother's camera.
"Hey Dennis, sorry about Colin."
"It's okay. He died fighting against Voldemort, and that's how he'll be remembered... that and his camera. I'm hoping to take lots of photos today in his memory. May I?" Dennis lifted the camera towards Harry.
"Oh, yeah sure. Ginny, fancy a photo?" Ginny said goodbye to Lavender and cuddled up to Harry for a photo.
"Smile!" Dennis said and clicked the camera, the bright flash blinding Harry and Ginny. "Thanks Harry! See you later!"
"Welcome Dennis!"
Ginny turned to him, "You're so kind."
"Well, I should of humoured Colin more at school and let him take photos. Hopefully I can redeem myself this way." Harry smiled and kissed the top of Ginny's head.
"Ooooh! Someone's been bitten by a lovebug!"
They both recognised the voice and turned around to see Luna Lovegood holding two packages. "Hey Luna! How're you doing?"
"Fine thanks, I'm not stopping long, my Dad's been taken to St Mungo's."
Ginny gasped.
"Oh, it's nothing serious, just gallstones." Harry thought it funny that Luna's father had a normal illness instead of something like Hippogriff measles.
"Wish him well from us." Ginny said, though she knew Harry still had hard feelings towards him after he tried to hand him in to Voldemort's Death Eaters.
"Anyway, I've only really come to give you these." She handed Harry and Ginny a parcel each. "They're new quidditch robes for you. Hope they fit. I made them myself."
Harry caught Ginny's sideways glance and opened the parcel expecting the worst, but he was pleasantly surprised. Harry's robes were red and gold, the colour of Gryffindor with a lion patch on the chest pocket. "I charmed the lion to roar whenever catch the snitch." Ginny's robes were also red and gold but had a phoenix where Harry's lion was. "I gave you a phoenix because I thought it suited you better, it bursts into ash when the other team scores but gets reborn when you score."
Harry and Ginny grinned, "Thanks Luna! Really appreciate it."
"Really? Thanks so much, I was worried you might not like them. But I've really got to go now, see you later guys!" She turned on her heels and skipped out, somehow against the tide of the crowd still pouring in.
Once everyone had arrived George stood on his chair to make a speech, "Sonorus! Welcome everyone! Thank you for coming tonight, I'd like to start off by raising a toast to those who fought in the war and let us have a moment of silence to remember those who have.. er.. those who have f-f-fallen." George's eyes began to glisten but after a minute of silence the sparkle in his eye returned and he raised his glass, "To the fallen!"
A solemn chant replied, "To the fallen." Harry spotted Draco Malfoy lurking by the Leaky Cauldron, when he caught his eye he raised his glass to show no hard feelings and Malfoy returned the feelings with a nod before leaving.
George's speech carried on, "I'd like to hand over to a man we all know. He's been the Boy Who lived, the Chosen One and Scarhead. But to me, he'll always be the One Who's Knocking Off My Sister. Here he is, the saviour of both the wizarding and Muggle world! Harry Potter!" George clapped loudly and ended the sonorous charm.
Harry took position where George had been and grinned, "Sonorus! Well who could ask for a better introduction, though I do question the title he's given me. And on that subject Mrs. Weasley, know that my intentions are honourable towards Ginny. But anyway, I'd like to say just a few words that I first heard from a great man and have stayed with me ever since I heard them. Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak! Thank you." Harry sat down to some confused faces, but the majority of the crowd knew Dumbledore's strange words of wisdom and gave Harry a standing ovation. The evening carried on in a happy atmosphere. When all of the guests had left the Weasley's, Harry, Hermione and Angelina went to their rooms in the Leaky Cauldron where they all slept until mid-morning the next day. That is, all except Ron, Hermione and Ginny who had a very restless night. So restless that Ginny moved into Harry's room to avoid the sounds of her brother and friend in the room beside hers.
Harry awoke to find Ginny's head resting on his bare chest, her breath tickling the hairs on his stomach. Harry thought she looked cute sleeping and didn't want to disturb her. That is until Harry noticed Ginny's loose pyjama top that revealed her breasts. Harry tried not to react to this wonderful sight, but the thoughts coming into his head weren't helping. He looked at his bedside clock and noticed that it was 7:30, nobody else would be awake at this time, maybe they could make some of Harry's thoughts a reality. Ginny stretched in her sleep, moving her hand to just above Harry's waistband on his shorts. This close contact was sending him over the edge. Harry began remembering the only sexual contact they'd had, it had been last week when they went for a walk in the countryside. It was more of a fumble and neither of them got off because they had heard Ron and Hermione looking for them. Those two however seemed to have had plenty of satisfying contact, much to everyone's annoyance. Harry realised that must of been why Ginny moved into his room last night. There were only 3 rooms on the top floor of the Leaky Cauldron, Ron and Hermione had taken the double near the stairs with Ginny's single next to it. Harry and Ginny's rooms were separated by a bathroom and a store cupboard. But even so Harry could hear in the silence of the morning not birds tweeting or rustling leaves but the all too familiar sound of his two best friends consummating their relationship, which added to Harry's current problem.
Hermione's groans and moans were not what you'd expect from a girl like Hermione but this morning they seemed more pronounced. Harry tried not to listen but gave in after a few minutes, eventually he heard Hermione's orgasmic groans subside and he guessed they were finished. When he looked down at Ginny her eyes were wide open and looking at his tented shorts.
"Uhhh, morning Ginny." Harry said, making her jump.
"Uh, morning Harry. Please say that's not from hearing Hermione having sex."
"No, no, no." He laughed. "Well, not fully, I woke up and noticed that your top was loose and couldn't help but look which got it started, but then those two started going for it again and it just made it worse."
Ginny looked down at his crotch, "Um, uhh. Um... do you want me to...uh?"
"What? Oh, err... if you want to..." Harry stammered.
"Umm, sure. We won't get caught, it's not even eight yet."
They both looked at each other and blushed; Ginny took the first step and pulled her pyjama top over her head revealing her two perky breasts. She placed her hands on the waistband of Harry's shorts and began to pull them down when the door burst open! Hermione ran in, "Have you seen Gin- Oh! Sorry!" She tried to back out but Ron must of been in the way, "No move Ron! I've found her! No, no, no you don't want to go in! No, calm down Ron!"
Harry looked at Ginny, "Tough luck eh?" he laughed.
"Yeah, take your last look, this is all you can get for now." She chuckled as Harry took one last look at her breasts and she put her pyjamas back on and left the room.
A minute later Hermione knocked on the door, "It's me."
"Come in." Harry was still just wearing shorts but he'd managed to hide his erection.
"Sorry about earlier, I didn't know." Hermione sat on the edge of his bed and turned pink. "Anyway, I've seen it before."
Harry jumped up, "You what? When?"
"Well, I've changed with Ginny when we've gone swimming before," Harry sighed in relief, she means she's seen Ginny before, oh thank Merlin!, he thought. "...And I saw you getting changed when I was hiding in Ron's room last week."
"What?" Harry shouted.
"Calm down, it doesn't matter."
"It bloody does! It's embarrassing, plus I've never seen you!"
"Well, you've never been in the right place." She winked and got up to leave and stopped in the doorway, "Oh and Harry, from what I saw it's nothing to be embarrassed about." She giggled down the corridor. Harry shut the door and threw himself facedown onto the bed, hoping to cool his heated face.
When he went down to breakfast later he caught Ron's eye and suddenly found his shoes very interesting. There were empty seats next to Ginny, Ron and Mr Weasley, (Mrs Weasley was in the kitchen and George and Angelina weren't awake yet.)He sat down next to Ginny and piled his plate up with bacon and eggs cooked by Mrs Weasley, (the Leaky Cauldron was officially closed but the Weasley's had been given special permission to stay here while they re-opened the shop.) Breakfast was a quiet affair with only Bill, Charlie and Mr Weasley talking.
"You see it only happens during full moons and it's not a transformation, I just get a bit angsty." Bill said.
"You should still go away for a few hours until you've calmed down." Mr Weasley asked.
"Oh yeah I do, I wouldn't risk Fleur's life. Even more so now that she's pregnant."
"How's that going then? She ok?" Charlie asked.
"Yeah, she's staying with her parents for a few days back in France." Bill pushed his plate forward and groaned, "That was delicious, just what I needed."
Charlie had finished too, "Yeah, what time you heading off then Bill?"
Bill looked at his watch, "In about ten minutes. This place seems a bit dead today."
Charlie leaned over to Bill and whispered, "I think they may have had a falling out over some night-time activities."
Bill laughed and stood up, "If that's true I think we should be off. Bye Dad. See you guys."
Charlie got up to leave and patted Ron and Harry on the back as they left. They grabbed a handful of Floo Powder and stepped into the fire, "See you Harry. Ron, don't do anything I wouldn't do" Bill said, winking at him. Ron grinned and winked back, warranting a slap across the head by Hermione, she stood up too and stormed off upstairs, followed soon by Ron. Mr Weasley began clearing plates.
"I can get that Mr Weasley," Harry offered.
"No, its okay Harry, I've got it." Mr Weasley said before going to the kitchen, leaving Harry and Ginny alone.
"Funny morning," Ginny smiled.
"Yeah, I don't think Ron will be disturbing anyone for the next few days thanks to Bill." Harry laughed.
"Yeah, and seeing as he won't be disturbing anyone... do you fancy going up to your room and finishing what we started?" Ginny said in a seductively breathy voice.
"I'd like that..." Harry grinned.
Harry and Ginny went back to Harry's room on the top floor, passing Hermione and Ron as they argued down the stairs.
"Sexist pigs! All the Weasleys!" Hermione shouted.
"Hey! It was just a joke, that's what Bill's like!" Ron pleaded.
Ginny raised her eyebrow at Harry, "Even less chance of being disturbed."
They ran the rest of the way upstairs and Harry locked the door behind them and cast a shield charm on the door, "protego!"
Harry and Ginny ran forward and locked themselves into a romantic embrace, kissing frantically. Harry's hands moved down Ginny's back onto her waist and he began lifting her shirt over her head. This time though Ginny was wearing a green bra which Harry quickly unfastened revealing Ginny's B-Cup breasts. Her pink nipples contrasted with her pale skin making them look all the better. Harry's hands went up to her breasts and began squeezing and rubbing, causing Ginny to moan loudly, she had no reason to be quiet as no-one would hear them. A minute later Ginny broke the kiss and pushed Harry's hands away. She knelt down in front of Harry and unzipped his jeans and pulled both his jeans and boxers down in one revealing his erect penis. Ginny immediately took his cock in her mouth and soon Harry was getting close to orgasm. Almost as if she knew she took it out her mouth and finished him off, letting him shoot his load over her chest. Harry lay back on his bed and sighed, "I've been waiting a long time for anything like that. Have you done that before?"
"Nah, but when I was in the girl's dormitory last year one of the girls told me how to do it." She said matter-of-factly.
"Good job you were there then!" Harry said as he leaned forward and pulled Ginny on top of him, they switch positions so that Harry had full access to her. She was wearing a short skirt that Harry was able to stroke her thigh under. They both jumped when they heard Hermione shouting downstairs, but when she stopped Harry set to taking Ginny's skirt off revealing matching green panties. Harry started rubbing her mound through the fabric causing Ginny's hips to begin bucking; he then quickly pulled down her panties and began licking her sex. This surprise action alone sent Ginny over the edge and she shuddered and thrust Harry's head further down onto her crotch. But as she began to relax from her first orgasm, she began another wave of pleasure as Harry hadn't stopped. When this second round of pleasure subsided Harry lifted his head up and smiled, his messy black hair even more ruffled.
Both of them cleaned up and went downstairs to see Neville and Ron playing darts and Hermione sulking in the corner...