lÕl of the Rings
By Jiko Boco and Sneasel Hikaru
Regular = Grunamék writing
Bold = Kilágerk writing
Disclaimer: Hello. This is Jiko Boco speaking. I (nor Sneasel) own anything really. Definitely not a big film like Lord of the Rings! SO do not sue us unless you want about 50p I found while out today!
Summary: This story is based on the diaries of two Orcs, Grunamék and Kilágerk who live in Mordor sector 7. Tales of the Ring are unfolding around them, but they are completely oblivious. A usual Orc for you!
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January 2nd I found a pebble with a weird sign on it today. It said: "POISIONOUS—DO NOT TOUCH!" Pity I can't read...
January 3rd
Hmm...Strange. Saw loadsa other Orcs going into battle today. I asked if I could join them and I got whipped!
January 4th I coughed and spluttered a lot this morning. Lots of other Orcs around me keep dying! I wonder why I haven't caught this strange disease?
January 5th
I found a strange hat today. Very silly-made of metal! A metal hat! I put it on and got whipped again.
January 6th Today I was almost fed to Shelob! I coughed on Archánis and he died. He was the chief whipper too! All shall miss him... I think maybe I have this disease!
January 7th Grunamék told me about a disease today! I was worried and I confided in Master. I got threatened with a whip. But he didn't actually whip me today! The first time I haven't been whipped in a very long time! A very good day!
January 8th Today I ate a dead elf and I don't have the disease anymore. Pity is, most of the people I know have it! Anyone caught with the disease will be fed to Shelob!
January 9th Saw loads more Orcs wearing those silly metal hats. Didn't get whipped- again! I think I'm on a roll!
January 10th I swear the Eye Master stared at me before! Some official-looking Orcs walked thorough the Black Gate today! They all had heavy metal clothes on and weird hats!
January 11th Saw these small, dead things on the ground today. Very small. They had hairy feet!!! Master said it was a hobbit or something; I ate it when he turned his back.
January 12th 'Helped' Kilágerk eat her 'Hoibboits' today. Wherever they came from, I wanted more. I asked around, and I have found out that they come from a magical place called 'The Shirel'.
January 13th I dropped a rock on my foot today! I tried to wipe the blood off but the master said I was slacking, so I got the whip!
By Jiko Boco and Sneasel Hikaru
Regular = Grunamék writing
Bold = Kilágerk writing
Disclaimer: Hello. This is Jiko Boco speaking. I (nor Sneasel) own anything really. Definitely not a big film like Lord of the Rings! SO do not sue us unless you want about 50p I found while out today!
Summary: This story is based on the diaries of two Orcs, Grunamék and Kilágerk who live in Mordor sector 7. Tales of the Ring are unfolding around them, but they are completely oblivious. A usual Orc for you!
*~*~*~*~*
January 2nd I found a pebble with a weird sign on it today. It said: "POISIONOUS—DO NOT TOUCH!" Pity I can't read...
January 3rd
Hmm...Strange. Saw loadsa other Orcs going into battle today. I asked if I could join them and I got whipped!
January 4th I coughed and spluttered a lot this morning. Lots of other Orcs around me keep dying! I wonder why I haven't caught this strange disease?
January 5th
I found a strange hat today. Very silly-made of metal! A metal hat! I put it on and got whipped again.
January 6th Today I was almost fed to Shelob! I coughed on Archánis and he died. He was the chief whipper too! All shall miss him... I think maybe I have this disease!
January 7th Grunamék told me about a disease today! I was worried and I confided in Master. I got threatened with a whip. But he didn't actually whip me today! The first time I haven't been whipped in a very long time! A very good day!
January 8th Today I ate a dead elf and I don't have the disease anymore. Pity is, most of the people I know have it! Anyone caught with the disease will be fed to Shelob!
January 9th Saw loads more Orcs wearing those silly metal hats. Didn't get whipped- again! I think I'm on a roll!
January 10th I swear the Eye Master stared at me before! Some official-looking Orcs walked thorough the Black Gate today! They all had heavy metal clothes on and weird hats!
January 11th Saw these small, dead things on the ground today. Very small. They had hairy feet!!! Master said it was a hobbit or something; I ate it when he turned his back.
January 12th 'Helped' Kilágerk eat her 'Hoibboits' today. Wherever they came from, I wanted more. I asked around, and I have found out that they come from a magical place called 'The Shirel'.
January 13th I dropped a rock on my foot today! I tried to wipe the blood off but the master said I was slacking, so I got the whip!