Disclaimer: The Princess of Poland does not own Narnia, though she wishes she does.
Monday:
Cold.
Am now 'Queen of Narnia' - very happy.
Tuesday:
Still cold, still queen, still happy.
Wednesday:
Still cold, still queen, still happy.
Bought new fur coat, sledge, reindeer and dwarf. Very, very happy.
Thursday:
Turn of events - actually had to work today! Well, had to use magic anyway (I broke a nail!)
Went sledging and found Idiot Boy in bush. Lured him to sledge then interrogated him with the help of Enchanted Turkish Delight ™ and Magical Hot Chocolate ™ (personally, was glad to get rid of it - it gives me the runs). Must now find way to get rid of him and family.
Marginally annoyed, but still relatively happy.
Friday:
Captured stupid faun! Threw him in prison, shouted at people and waved wand around in threatening manner (it makes a lovely 'swishy swishy' noise) Very happy. Off to play chess with statues.
Saturday:
Idiot Boy is back. Must be stupider than first thought as is unable to follow simple instruction of "Bring me your family or else," stupid boy. Chucked him in prison. Still happy. Ish.
New Decree: All stupid people should be imprisoned.
(Half an Hour Later)
Seem to be running out of cells and food...will have to think of solution.
I hate thinking, it makes my hair curl.
Sunday:
Had a ball turning stupid faun to stone. He makes great pawn in chess set.
Solution to Food and Cell Problem: Turn 'em all to stone and sell on the black markets to giants on the Northern Border as chess sets!
Discovered yesterday that dwarf is excellent chess player. Am debating whether or not to kill him.
Have noticed crown has started to melt; must talk to crown makers. Not happy.