-----I do NOT own Naruto. I own nothing but my storyline, and I'll possibly be making up a few characters. Thanks.

Sight

"Sakura-chan, stop it!" yelled a voice from the darkness, although it wasn't very dark.

"How can I stop when you're trying to SEDUCE me!? Get AWAY!" screamed another voice. Soon, the only sounds that could be heard were those of punches and grunts.

Naruto groaned. "Oww…Sakura-chan, you didn't have to go THAT far, you could have just told me to stop!"

"I DID tell you to stop! You were too busy getting closer to my boobs! You're such a pervert since you've been training with Jiraiya-sama," said Sakura, angrily staring at Naruto, eyebrows arched.

"B-but…I can't help it when I'm nearly 17!" Naruto said, staring upwards at Sakura from his awkward position which was the result of being punched.

"Shut up, Naruto. I'm tired of this. I'm leaving to go find Sasuke. He should be back by now," Sakura stated. She briefly stood there, possibly to pity Naruto, but she left as quickly as she could.

Sigh…Naruto, you're such a retard. Don't try to get too close to Sakura THAT way, otherwise you'll end up not being able to walk. Well, you'd better start looking for someone to help you!

"Man…I suck with girls," Naruto said to himself, sighing, but relieved to have the beating over with. He looked around where he was, but all he saw was ramen cooking and Mr. Ichiraku.

"Bad luck, rather, Naruto. I was just like you before. Er..well, maybe not just like you. I wasn't nearly as perverted or as stupid or as retar---" Mr. Ichiraku said, laughing with his hand behind his head. Naruto gave him a dirty look, causing him to stop with the differences. "Er..Back to as I was saying. You have to be nicer. Try waiting a few days as you get closer to her. Just talk and try not to go all 'gaga' over her boobs, alright?"

"Fine, fine. But if this doesn't work, I'm getting free ramen for a week!" claimed Naruto, who seemed to be a bit down.

------------------------------------------------Back with Sakura------------------------------------------------

Sakura was frantically searching town for the quiet Sasuke she loved so much. She checked the usual dark places, alleys, trees, but he was unseen. Sakura sighed, "I really wish Sasuke would just pop up and take me away with him..I love him so much."

"Infatuation, Sakura," said a nearby voice.

"WAH! Who's there?!" Sakura shrieked, startled by the sudden voice. "Kakashi-sensei? Is that you?"

"Who else? Heh…seems like you're having problems. Am I of any assistance? And if you're looking for Sasuke, he hasn't come back. Sorry," Kakashi said, reading his book, apparently sucked in by the interesting story.

"Ugh. I'm just tired of Naruto being such a pervert, Kakashi-sensei. Is there anything you can do about it? He's being really annoying, trying to touch my boobs and all."

"Well, maybe you should give him a chance, despite his perversion and all. I mean, he's not that bad of a guy, Sakura," explained Kakashi. "You really should."

"Yeah, and maybe Neji-kun and Ten-ten are having sex right now," she said sarcastically, laughing.

Distant Voices:

"NEJI-KUN"

"TEN-TEN"

"HARDER"

"UGH"

Sakura made an odd face at the faint voices, and said, "Never mind, Kakashi-sensei," as soon as possible, waving her hands with a goofy grin. She didn't want to give Naruto a chance, so she ran.

"That girl doesn't know her wants at all," Kakashi sighed.

So, we start the story with Naruto and Sakura, huh? Hmm, maybe Naruto will get lucky and get laid? Haha, I don't know, but I hope so! Oops!…Ahem, back to the story. We continue the story seeing Naruto walk around town…He looks a bit down, doesn't he?

"I'm such a retard for doing that. I should probably go apologize to Sakura-chan right about now…But I need to find her, first!" Naruto exclaimed, jumping up onto a pole to scout town for Sakura. "I really hope she'll forgive me. I better start searching for her right now!"

Naruto began running around town, looking in places he'd expect her to be, asked people around town, but he couldn't find her. He'd just began to rest, sitting down under a tree, in a forest not many people follow a trail into, as he heard a sound from above. He looked up, surprised to see Sakura. After all, it was a secluded forest, and he wouldn't expect to find her here.

"Saku-," Naruto began. But he noticed something strange. She had her eyes closed and was wriggling around oddly. Naruto noticed what she was doing. Blood shot from his nose. She was…uhm…doing her business, I guess you could say.

AHAHAHAHA! Naruto found Sakura masturbating! HAHAHAHA! Poor Naruto. He must be thinking what he should do. He didn't know Sakura was this perverted! Well, no one did, but hah! She's actually masturbating! WOW! What a twist in her personality! Well, enough ranting. Back to the story.

"Uhm…Sakura-chan?" Naruto said, averting his eyes away from the Sakura pleasuring herself.

"WAH! WHO'S THERE!? GET AWAY!" she shrieked, throwing kunai down at Naruto.

"Sakura-chan! It's only me, Naruto! Stop throwing kunai at me!"

"NARUTO! WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING!? YOU WEREN'T WATCHING ME WERE YOU? GRRR, NARUTO, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!" yelled Sakura. Scary looking, she jumped down, a few fingers wet, I might add, and aimed for Naruto's gut.

WHAM!

Naruto got punched in the gut. Hard! Blood came out of his mouth yet again. Eyeballs far out of their usual places, Sakura slapped him as well, and then kicked him far out into the forest.

"God damn pervert, Naruto. I can't believe him," Sakura said to herself. "But…wow. That was oddly one of most pleasurable 'private' times I've had, even though Naruto was there. How strange…" she said, putting a finger to her mouth as if to think. Uh oh, I think that's Inner Sakura.

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU THINK THAT FELT GOOD? YOU CLIMAXED AT THE SIGHT OF NARUTO! HOW IS THAT GOOD!? WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? YOU DISAPPOINT ME!" yelled the Inner Sakura, eye twitching.

"Er…maybe I should go and apologize to Naruto. He was probably just wandering around looking for me to apologize…I hope," said Sakura, walking through the path that Naruto made while flying.

Naruto grunted. "Ahh….that hurt like hell. Oh crap, here she comes again!" Naruto began to frantically 'crawl' away, but failed the attempt. As the Kunoichi walked closer, he began to wince and prepared to be hit.

"What the hell are you doing, Naruto? I'm not going to punch you or anything."

"Oh…well it looked like it! And..uh…Sakura-chan, I promise I won't tell anyone about what I saw…I just happened to be at the wrong place at the wron-"

"Oh, shut up. Maybe you were at the right place…" Sakura said, knowing she was purposely teasing the hell out of Naruto. "Won't you help me?"

"Uh…With what, exactly?" asked Naruto, scooting back a bit, nerves rattled by the sudden attitude switch.

"Oh…I don't know, maybe you could…uhm…pleasure me? Hehe…"

Naruto was stunned. He wanted to agree, but he'd sound like such an ass. "Well…"

"WELL? YOU'RE GOING TO REFUSE ME?"

"…Well, no not really. I just feel that..uh..I'm not ready, maybe? Well, actually, maybe I could help you…"

Ouch. A red hand mark appeared on Naruto's cheek. She had slapped him. "That was just a test! Hah! Like I'd let you touch me!"

"By the way, I was actually thinking of you when I had my eyes closed up in that tree…" said Sakura. A devilish wink was sent to Naruto. Oddly, it turned him on. "Hehe, see ya later, Naruto-kun."

And so, this concludes Chapter 1. Yes, yes, it's short, I didn't have much time. I just wanted to get it down. Chapter 2 will come maybe tomorrow? Hehe. Don't get too aroused, now! Stay tuned…You never know what's going to happen!