This is a 3 part story thing about hunger games characters getting chat names. I am not responsible for any internal injuries caused by laughing too much.

Following a huge fight between Katniss, Peeta Gale Haymitch Effie and one of Rue's little sisters, they all decide to get chat names and talk to other people about their sad lives.

Nightlock has entered chatroom A

Death-by-frosting has entered chatroom A

BeaverBoy has entered chatroom A

Notadrunk has entered chatroom A

Bubblegum has entered chatroom A

Littlebird has entered chatroom A

Nightlock: so, what do we talk about here?

Bubblegum: well we can talk about our feelings for people we know, or we can talk about our unimportant lives. I prefer the first one.

Notadrunk: I vote for the first one

Littlebird: my life is not unimportant! My sister died. But still I vote for the first one.

BeaverBoy: first, maybe I'll get a girlfriend!

Nightlock: with a screen name like BeaverBoy I doubt it. I'm voting for the first Death-by-frosting: first one

Bubblegum: ok let's talk about our feelings. Who do you guys like?

Nightlock: how do I know you're not some creepy 60 trying to stalk me?

Bubblegum: I'm not a stalker, and are you paranoid much?

Nightlock: I watched 22 people died, I have the right to be paranoid! Grrrrrr

Death-by-frosting: I like this one girl… her name is Katniss Everdeen, and I love her more than my own life. But I just got in a fight with her and she probably hates me.

Nightlock: you idiot! I'm Katniss! Who are you anyway? Are you stalking me?

Death-by-frosting: it's me Peeta! You know maybe talking about my feelings in a chatroom wasn't a good idea…

Nightlock has left the chatroom

Death-by-frosting has left the chatroom

Notadrunk: well that worked out great for them. Anyone else want to confess something?

Bubblegum: well I like this one guy. But he probably hates me. His name is Haymitch and every year I have to put up with him. It drives me crazy that he doesn't realize I like him.

Notadrunk: you know, I'd have thought you would realize it's me Haymitch!

Bubblegum: that's awkward… it's me Effie fyi

Bubblegum has left the chatroom

Notadrunk has left the chatroom

BeaverBoy: that worked out great for them so… I LOVE YOU MADGE!

Littlebird: fail. She's not even here. It's just me and I'm just one of Rue's sisters.

BeaverBoy: oh, ok. It's me Gale by the way. I'm going to go find the love of my life.

BeaverBoy has left the chatroom

Littlebird: why does this always happen to me?

Littlebird has left the chatroom

Strawberrylover has entered chatroom A

Strawberrylover: helloooooooo? I LOVE GALE! AND ITS ME MADGE!

Oh btw I read books 6 and 7 of the sisters grimm series.