This is how I view Inuyasha…not all fan fics must be serious, or honoring. This story is a model of how much sense the whole anime made to me. You may think it's stupid, and I might agree. However, it makes me laugh. Hah ha ha! And no, I don't own Inuyasha.

He was the demon that never died, and who wore the same outfit his entire life. He was the demon who loved a girl whose skirt he could never look up, simply because her skirt never moved. He was the demon who could be chewed up, nuked, and chopped up into pieces, but then appear in the next scene without a scratch. He was…Inuyasha.

"You'll never get away with this, you…you…you mean anti-demon bad guy!" screamed Inuyasha as he jumped into the air. The pope held up a cross and waved it in the air, staring Inuyasha down.
"Come here, you demon from Hell!" Fifteen minutes passed as the Pope stared at the floating Inuyasha. Finally the Pope called out, "I did not know you could fly!"

Inuyasha grinned. "I didn't know either, but apparently it makes me more realistic!"

Kagome sat in a pile of flowers, with bread and cheese set out upon a blanket.

Suddenly Inuyasha was inside the Louvre. "What the…"

Kagome waddled up to him, her skirt plastered to her legs. "Oh! We are in a completely random room! What a surprise!!! OOOOO!" She hugged him tightly as tears streamed down her face.

"The pope must have had something to do with this. That's it…we will beat that old man down with a stick!" Kagome looked at him, puzzled.

"Why a stick?"

Inuyasha answered, "Because…it is the stick of special powers. If whoever wields it has a voice that hasn't hit puberty yet, it will glow with the aura of childish innocence. That means it will kill the Pope!"
"Where will you get such a stick?"
"From the AWCAS!!! America Wife and Child Abusers Society. They have all kinds of things. From World of Warcraft porn, to lord of the rings re-inactions complete with nazguls."

"Where is it?"

"I think in Istanbul…but to find the exact location we will have to go to Sweden. We are in Paris now…"

"Oooh!!!" Kagome eats some skittles. "That sounds fun! Lemme go with you! Don't leave me behind!!!" She grabbed onto his arm. "INUYASHA!!!"

What will happen next? Will Kagome finally die? Will Inuyasha finally die? Will they find the magical stick and defeat the Pope, or will the monks get in the way? ZOMG!!!