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Jiax: Miroku HOW did you managed to buy your own TV station or this island.

Miroku: Secrets of my trade

Jiax: You scared some superstitious rich guy into giving you all stuff

Miroku: Only half and that new camera

Some guy in the studio: Guy you do realize that we're LIVE.

Miroku: Oh? Good morning.

Jiax behind the camera cuts him off: Its Midnight! Idiot

They are broadcasting on an island that still hasn't been named. The time on that island is completely off from the real world time.

Miroku: You are the camera guy you're never supposed to talk

Jiax: And monk aren't supposed to be pervs

Miroku: the monk that does not like women is gay

Some monk in the studio: I'm not gay. (Wimpering like a baby) that hurt my feelings Miroku (rocking in fetal position) some man hold me tightly love me please.

All guys in the room take a step away from the guy

Jiax realizing that the guy is on camera tosses Miroku the camera and procedes to throw the guy out the window as far away as possible.

Miroku: Hey wait (to late. the guy goes flying) we're on the third floor

Hears the guy screams and there was a loud splat.

Jiax: Guess he's not coming back. Back to the show

Takes the camera from Miroku and says: Continue

Miroku trying to ignore the most recent events even though it was witness by everyone watching the show: Somehow I have a feeling that we are all in grave danger and most of us will die painful deaths but that won't happen its impossible

Then Miroku continues on to the roundness of Sango's…lower half

Jiax stares out the window behind Miroku completely ignoring his speech on his girlfriend's legs and butt and starts to mumbling: Is that a plane…. No it's too small

Miroku breaking from a speech about how firm he likes his woman: Jiax shut up and let me finish Sango's body is very curvy and hard to explain in words without a full body picture (he mumbles something about how he still can't get it himself) so shut u.

A thick red van blows through the window and hits miroku, the floor unable to take the weight crashes under. Jiax seeing a figure fly past him before he fell. When the dust finally cleared he glanced around the room seeing debris and a huge van with a man inside arguing with a woman in the back NOT REALIZING THEY DROVE THROUGH OUR THIRD FLOOR WINDOW in some strange and impossible way

Naraku: Woman I took a left

Kagura: You nimrod that was a right

Naraku: Shut up or I'll pull this car over

Jiax thoughts "Wow the still don't realize that they flew into a building"

Jiax looking at Miroku who is smashed to the hood of the car bleeding: You dead

Miroku rolls off the hood: What (cough) hit (cough cough) us a plane

Jiax: I think it's a…van. Hey the camera still on…LIVE still. Miroku I know this isn't the time but how much did this camera cost.

Miroku: more than the building (Suddenly the fact that there is a van in the building and there is a hole in the third floor wall and third and second floors floor) What the HELL happened

Jiax: ask the arguing couple in the van

Miroku REALLY pissed off: DO YOU IDIOTS EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN MY DAMN BUILDING

Naraku finally decides to stop arguing and focus on the strange bleeding man who is apparently angry: What is the problem here

Miroku (swears so many times that the beep from the self censoring camera sounds like the inuyasha theme song when he finally starts making sense) WHAT THE PROBLEM HE SAID WHATS THE

Jiax dumps a cooler of icy salt water over his head and salt gets inside his wounds and he begins to scream louder

Miroku:OH SHIT NOW WHATS YOUR DAMN PROBLEM SHIT IT BURNS

Jiax:( talking calmly to naraku) you do realize you're inside of a building and your missing someone in the car.

Miroku: GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL (obviously insane due to the loss of blood and the situation)

Naraku: (gasp) WHERE'S KO

(A body falls from the air hits a piece of equipment bounces off and hits the ground with a loud thud

Naraku: I TOLD YOU TO ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW AND PUT THE DAMN SEATBELT ON FOR YOUR SAFETY SOME SLAVE YOU ARE I TRY TO HELP YOU AND WHAT HAPPENS YOU DON'T LISTEN GET THROWN OUT THE WINDOW AND NOW YOU'RE A LIFELESS PIECE OF SHIT…(deep breath) DAMN (he said in one breath)

Jiax: WOW…. He's still alive…barely.

The body was so bruised and beaten that it was not able to recongized (A/N you fly out a car and hit some eletric equipment and see how you look…DO NOT TRY THAT IT WILL HURT…ALOT)

Miroku finally calmed down: You …work…for Me now

Naraku: Did I miss something?

Jiax agreeing with Miroku: You destoyed a piece of the building you work for us now

Naraku trying to pass the blame to one the two other people in the van: What about them? And that woman in the back seat caused it she wouldn't stop back seat driving and trying to tell me we stupid stuff like look out for the building or were driving through an ocean

Jiax: I think that's exactly what happened you should have listened

Naraku: Last time I listened to her my castle was destroyed

Miroku(bleeding worse than before)YOU ARE GOING TO REPLACE ALL OF THE SPLATS UNDER YOUR CAR.

Naraku: Wait we can work something out right I'll give you my slave over there and you can do whatever you want with him, I do a lot.

Jiax:( disgusted because of the way he said it) you did WHAT with that kid.

Miroku: and I called that gay monk gay…wait he was

Naraku:I WASN'T DO ANYTHING DISGUSTING WITH HIM I JUST HAD SOME FUN.

Jiax:f…f…fun you had FUN with this kid

Miroku:I know this kid he's my girlfriends little brother..wait that means(hearing a distant whirling sound) GET DOWN EVERYONE

A giant boomerang comes flying through wall and takes two crewmembers that survived the car out the other wall

Jiax:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

Naraku: OH NO THE DEVIL HAS RETURNED TO TAKE MY SOUL AND FEED IT TO HER GIANT CAT SQUIRREL THINGY.

Jiax: Naraku what did you do

Naraku:I'M SORRY I'M BEGGING SPARE ME TAKE HER INSTEAD.(pointing at the little girl in the car)

Kanna: scared son of a bitch(said in her normal way of speaking)

Unexpectedly Sango jumps through the wall landing on a crew member and stabbing him viciously

WHERE IS THE DEMON RRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

Every points to Naraku and watches as the once powerful demon is reduced to a screaming,dying and decapitated little bitch.

Naraku(gurgle gurgle gasp choke disgusting noises that I can't describe)

IS THIS THE END OF NARAKU, WILL MIROKU EVER FIX THE WALL, WHERE THE HELL DID JIAX GO, FIND OUT NEXT ON..on…whats the name of the show

Crap

R&R please flame away don't hurt a bit

Riax. …Editted this story so it would have a point