A/N Just thought I would let everyone know that I do not own Jack sparrow he is a Disney character the rest of the characters are mine and this is only a one shot I did this same story for child care at school so please read and enjoy. This is my first fanfic so if you don't like what you read please give me some tips on how to improve my writing thank you TAMZA.
Once upon a time a pirate slept away in a bed. "BANG" "BANG!" "BANG!" Someone banged on the pirates door and woke him up. He wasn't a happy pirate if anything he was a Grumpy Pirate. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" screamed the pirate "GO AWAY" The person at the door was a little girl she was selling chocolates. "Would you care to buy some chocolates?" the little girl asked with a very cute smile. "Would I like to by some chocolates?!" the pirate screamed "NO" the little girl burst into tears and ran home saying "I'm going to tell my big brother on you".
The next day the pirate got up very early for some reason. He was in a happy mood. He was humming and singing to himself. I wonder why he is in such a happy mood?
The pirate was in such a happy mood he started to sing really loudly "YO HO YO HO the pirate's life for me" he was singing and dancing then something big and hard hit him on the head. "OW!" the pirate screamed. "WHO THREW THAT AT ME?!" he started to yell. His good mood turned into a bad mood very quickly.
"It was me!" A voice answered back.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" the pirate screamed with anger.
"I'm the little girls big brother my name is Jack Sparrow and I challenge you to a sword fight" the stranger answered "HA HA HA HA" Do you really think that's smart to cross blades with a pirate stranger?" the Grumpy Pirate laughed.
"Didn't you hear me pirate my name is Jack Sparrow I can defeat all"
"WHAT, THE JACK SPARROW?! The one everyone has been talking about?" the pirate asked in shock horror. "yes" jack answered. "Ay sir I shall bow with honor" the pirate bowed down. "GET UP YOU FOOL" jack screamed at him "you yelled at my little sister, you shall pay."
"YES sir anything you want. What must I do to make you forgive me" the pirate said.
Jack looked around the ship and saw the big plank and said "you must walk the plank"
"WHAT!?" the grumpy pirate Said "BUT!" "We are in shark infested waters" the grumpy pirate cried. "Yes I know but you deserve it" jack replied with a smug look on his face.
"I WILL NOT WALK THE PLANK!" the grumpy pirate yelled and grabbed his sword. Jack looked at him with a wierd look and said. "you are sooo pathetic you know i will win"
"I DONT CARE"the grumpy pirate replied. So jack grabed his sword and they started to fight.
jack and the Grumpy pirate fought for hours with a swish right and swish left until the grumpy pirate tripped over and jack had him cornered.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE YOU ARE A STUPID PIRATE!."
"i'm very sorry i yelled at your sister she came to my house and banged onmy door. i will walk the plank i swear, please dont kill me." so the grunpy pirate walked the plank and was never seen again.
A/N yeah thats it lol ummmmm if u liek please review if not review anyways lol and if u think i should do a sequel please tell me so and i will try and find the time to make one for you love you all TAMZA.