What NOT to do to the twins:
1. I will not yell out "Oh no! Double Trouble!" every time I see them
2. I will not tell them that they are totally copying Galbatorix's "bald evil dude" look
3. I will not point out that they were killed by a pathetic farm boy
4. I will not destroy them for hurting poor Murtagh
5. I will not show pictures of them in their "I love Barbie" shirts at the Varden secret meeting
6. I will not tell the elves that they are frequent meat eaters
7. I will not show video's of them as babies in their pathetic dragon footie pajama's
8. I will not point out that Galbatorix doesn't like them finishing each other's sentences
9. I will not call them the "wannabe Olsen twins"
10. I will not call them "Fred and George's evil clones"
11. I will not stick fifty pounds of "special" cheese under their beds and turn the heater
on
12. I will not claim that I saw them at the "Star Trek" convention last week
13. Nor will I claim that I saw them dressed up as "Spock" or "Captain Kirk"
14. If they confess I will not send the confession to Galbatorix and watch him laugh to tears
15. I will not laugh at him for laughing