Quotes
1) What good is light when theres no darkness?~Ryou Bakura,story
2)As the other dies, their agony radiates through my body and living throught it is pure ecstasy- Hidan, Naruto
3)God has passed judgement on you!-Scar, FMA. Great another Kira.
4)Flippy- I'm a self-hating narcissist. One of my Htf stories.
5)You know your in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- Dr. Seuss
6)"Oldie Moldie Voldie." Me
7) Your Mom!-Some Genious
8)I dont trust women, because whatever bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die scares me.- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, A really good story I read on Fanfiction.
Yourself
9)Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
10) "Why do you talk to yourself?" "Cuz I like intelligent conversation."
11)Normal people scare me,but not as much as I scare them
12)I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it
13)The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader!
14)It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to back hand someone
15)Sticks and stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within
16)And the truth is; you could slit my throat; and with my last gasping breath; I'd apologize... For bleeding on your shirt!
17)I used to eat alot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
18)Did you know? Sarcasim is the body's natural defense against stupidity
19)Ya know, some times I wish my grass was emo, so that way it'd cut itself
20)Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way.
21)When your down I may not be able to pick you up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
22)The closer you get to light, the bigger your shadow grows.
23)Chaos, panic, and general disorder, my work here is done
24)When it comes to chocolate,resistance is futile -Heh Me
25)You say you dislike me,but deep down I know you hate me
26)Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas
27)Heh, I'm looking forward to regretting this.
28)Dont judge a book by it's cover,nor a person by their scars
Best Friends
29)A best friend is someone you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'ed ask "Need help hiding the body?"
30)A friend would bail you out of jail,
your best friend would be in the next room saying "That was awsome! Lets do it again!"
Romance
31)He said 'I love you', I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit.
32)Unfortunately, you cant die of a broken heart, you only wish you did
33)Its not until your broken that you know what your made of
34)The one thing worse than a boy who hates you is a boy that loves you.
35)Men arent worth your tears and the one that is wont make you cry
36)When I'm alone, he speaks to me
When I'm sad, he cheers me up
When he's angry, I calm him down
When he's happy, I'm happy
37)The worst way to miss someone, is having them by your side, but knowing they'll be yours
Death
38)Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
39)Death is God's way of saying "You're fired!"
40)Suicide is Human's way of saying "You cant fire me! I quit!"
41)Life is God's way of kicking your ass out of Heaven, yelling "And dont come back!"
42)Death is God's way of dragging you back to Heaven mumbling "Okay I think you've done enough damage."
43)You cant spell slaughter without laughter!
44)Heaven doesnt want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
45)When I wake up, the devil finds somewhere to hide
46)Tired of living,but scared of dying
47)To die is nothing but a long goodbye
Rhymes
48)An Ode to Yaoi:
If yaoi were vodka and I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and drink myself up.
But yaoi ain't vodka and I aint a duck,
So gimme some yaoi and shut the fuck up
49)You say Soulija boy; I say Judias Priest
You say Miley Cirus; I say Ld Zepplin
You say T-pain ; I say Kiss
You say Flowers; I say Metallica
You say Pink; I say Iron Maiden
You say Pop; I scream Heavy Metal
You say Hip Hop; I say shut the fuck up
You say Hannah Montana; I hit you in the face
50)You say Hannah Montana; I say 3 Days Grace
You say Baby Pink; I say Blood Red
You say HSM; I say Naruto
You say Rap; I say Rock
Yous say I'm weird; I say Yes I am!
51)Ode of Irony
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
So he came and killed those two dead boys,
Dont believe my story, yes its true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
52)Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, which bean stalk did you fall from?
53)A wise girl kisses but doesnt love,
listens but dosent believe and leaves before she is left.
54)Got a problem with me? Solve it!
ThinkI'm tripping too much? Tie my shoes!
Cant stand me? Sit down!
Cant face me? Turn around
55)The sun has set, the moon has risen, Todays the day is the day we break out of prison.
56)If you cant beat em,join em
If you cant join em, bribe em
If you cant bribe em, blackmail em
If you cant blackmail em, kill em
If you cant kill em, your screwed
57)1,2 Yugi beats you
3,4 Duke we adore
5,6 Seto's a prick
7,8 Bakua's straight
9,10 Let the games begin
58)1,2 Freddy's comin for you
3,4 He wants in your back door
5,6 He doesnt like chicks
7,8 He's far from straight
9,10 He sleeps with men
11,12 I'll see you in hell
59)A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Barney is my enemy, stick a pistle up his nose, pull the trigger, there he goes
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Barney was my enemy.
Truths
60)Wanna know why God made Man before Woman? Cuz every master piece needs a rough draft
61)Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too old to hate a cartoon character
62)If darkness is bad, why does it hide you?
If light is good, why does it blind you?
63)There is no such thing as peace so long as there is war.
64)War doesnt determine who's right, war determines who's left
65)The two strongest emotions in the human heart; Love and Hate. Hate cant hurt you but Love can. That is why Hate is your best friend and Love is your worst enemy.
66)Guy: But we have so much in common!
Girl: Ever heard opposites attract?
67)Love cant exist without Hate
68)Violence is never the answer. Well your right. Its the question and the answer is Hell yeah!
69)I write for the same reason I breath. Cuz if I didnt I would die.
70) God gave us 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 arms, and 2 legs, but only 1 heart cuz he gave the other to someone else and its your job to try and find it~Girl from DA
71) 5 Truths of Life
1] you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue
2] all idiots, after reading the 1st, tryed it
3] the first truth is a lie
4] you're smiling right now cuz you know you fell for it
5] you still have a smile lingering on your face.