Hey everyone this is my first fic, so I don't know if it's any good... Anyways, please R&R!

It was a normal day at Camp Half-Blood. Things were peaceful.

Author – Yeah, right! Things are never peaceful at that camp!

Narrator – There's a way to narrate a story! Things have to be placed in a chronological order!

Let's just ignore that interruption…..

Anyways, it was a not so peaceful day at the camp. This was particularly because a certain son of Poseidon had managed to persuade his satyr friend and a certain son of Hades to play a prank on the camp director a.k.a. Dionysus, god of wine. Of course we all know that Percy and the others were now in big trouble. This was mainly because the prank was supposed to be played on Chiron, but due to a cruel twist of fate, Dionysus was at the receiving end of their prank.

"Don't worry guys," said Percy while running as fast as he could away from the Big House, "I have a plan!"

"Oh no, not again!" said Grover "I hate your plans!"

"Trust me, this one's really good!" said Percy.

"So what is this amazing master plan of yours?" asked Nico, "Your previous plan almost got us killed! And now Dionysus is going to turn us to ashes, or worse, report us to Zeus!"

*Flashback*

"Hey guys! Life at camp has gotten really boring since we beat Kronos, what with everyone being busy building cabins and stuff." said Percy.

Nico and Grover looked at each other and grinned, thinking the same thing: what Percy really meant was that Annabeth was too busy with the designing of Olympus to hang out with him and he was getting bored….

"So I've come up with a plan to make things more interesting…,"Percy continued.

"Please! We're not going to be a part of your stupid plan! The cookies' incident was bad enough!" said Nico and Grover in unison.

*Flashback inside of Flashback*

"I have a plan to get Chiron to give us more cookies!" said Percy.

Percy's amazing plan involved clogging the drains using his powers while Nico and Grover told Chiron that Percy had said that the only way he would stop was if they were given more cookies…..

All they got was one week of probation and toilet and dish-cleaning duty….

Pretty bad, huh?

*End of flashback within flashback*

"GUYS! Don't get lost in the flashback! Listen to me!" Percy whined, "You have to help me! Or else….."

"Or else what?" they asked.

"Or else I'll show everyone that video of you crying while those Aphrodite girls applied make-up to your face while you were tied up, Nico! And, Grover, I'll tell everyone about the time when you wet the bed while we were on a quest!" said Percy.

"Damn it! Argh! I guess I'll just have to play along with your stupid scheme!" said Nico.

"Me too!" replied Grover,"Hey! Wait a second! I never wet the bed during any quest!"

"Shut up! Of course you did! Remember, you dropped water on that bed in the Lotus Casino, right? So, technically, you did wet the bed!" said Percy, delighted at his own ingenuity.

Thus, Percy prepared for days, trying to figure out what Chiron was afraid of….. He didn't target Dionysus because the camp director didn't forgive pranksters that easily… Well, that and the fact that Dionysus was an immortal god… He had already played several pranks on the campers and was now bored of doing the same. Hence Chiron was his intended victim.

He and Nico had put smelly, old, slimy and rotten seaweed as well as some undead glue on Chiron's chair while Grover distracted Chiron.

The undead glue was a permanent glue that lasted almost three to four days. Thus, Chiron would be stuck in that dirty chair for a long time!

But the plan went awry when Chiron had to leave the camp in an emergency and even though Percy and the others tried to retrieve the chair, it was too late…..

You guys can probably guess who the victim was, and I can assure you, he was not happy….

*End of flashback*

Thus, Percy's ridiculous scheme had them running for their lives as Dionysus tried to get out of the chair and blast them at the same time.

"But this shouldn't have happened at all!" exclaimed Percy,"Why did Dionysus sit in Chiron's chair? He has a chair of his own, doesn't he?"

"Yeah, he does, but he spontaneously combusted that one during the yesterday's camp meeting. That's why he never attends them! Don't you remember Percy?" asked Grover.

"Of course he doesn't! He was too busy staring at Annabeth to know what was happening around him!" said Nico.

"Shut up and run guys!" shouted Percy, "I intend to ask Annabeth for her help. She'll know what to do! Luckily she returned to camp from Olympus yesterday for the meeting…."said Percy.

When they reached the Athena cabin, Percy knocked thrice and said, "It's me! Open quick-"

Annabeth swung the door open and said,"Come in quickly, idiots! I knew that Percy had a major talent for ticking off the gods, but you two? What is wrong with you?"

Nico and Grover hung their heads in shame as Annabeth lectured them while Percy plopped down on her bed and watched.

She whirled around and glared at Percy, making him flinch.

"So….. um,….. Annabeth?" said Percy"What do you think we should do?"

"I think you should come up with another brilliant plan to get yourself out of this mess." Said Annabeth sarcastically.

"Really?"

"No, you Kelp-head! Please, just listen to what I'm saying! I think you should go to Dionysus and explain to him about what happened. He'll have cooled off sufficiently by now to at least hear what you say before incinerating you."

"But….." whimpered Grover.

"You do know that Dionysus is not one of the most understanding gods, don't you?" said Nico.

"Well, you're just going to have to hope that this case is an exception, aren't you?" said Annabeth.

"Idiots…." She muttered as Percy stared at the floor.

They walked towards the Big House in silence with Annabeth leading the way.

"Um… Lord Dionysus?" she said.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? Stupid campers…" said an extremely pissed Dionysus.

He was still stuck in the chair.

"We want to explain to you what exactly happened here and why you're stuck in that smelly chair." said Percy.

"I KNOW WHY I'M STUCK IN THE CHAIR! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID PRANK PETER JOHNSON!"

"Yes, but you weren't the intended target, my lord. Chiron was." said Nico.

Dionysus started to pace the room, an agitated look on his face.

"I…" said Percy before he was silenced by a glare from Dionysus.

It looked as though he was struggling whether or not to do something.

"Alright…." he said, "I have decided!"

A/N - So, what do you think? Should I continue? Please REVIEW! My first fic and my first cliffhanger...