When you Give a Random Girl a Computer

A remake of my deleted story, "When you Give a Random Author a Computer!" May contain sequels.

WARNING: This story contains randomness. If you suffer from lack of oxygen, or breast cancer if you're a man, contact your doctor, because randomness may not be right for you. Does not protect against STDs or eyeballs exploding.

So.. onwards!

One day, thirteen year old Sarah sat down at her laptop, and opened up . She logged into her account, which was over two years old.

"I wonder what I'll write about today..? I know! It''ll be crossover with random stuff!" She started to type. And this is what is was.

"Hey guys!" A blonde boy greeted a blonde girl and red headed boy, "I won tickets for a cruise!"

"What did you do? Stay away from your cell phone for over 24 hours?" The other boy said jokingly. He and the girl gave each other a high five.

"Very funny, Chaz. No I had to stare at that fat dude over there." He pointed in a direction, at Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

"Thanks Mr. Griffin. Come back next week so you can get your monthly welfare- .. Mr. Griffin, please pull your pants up." Mayor Rosalyn asked.

"No!" Peter crossed his arms, and walked out, his pants around his ankles.

"Okkay..." Chaz said awkwardly.

"Cruise anyone?" Travis asked.

Later

The trio, along with a green bear who seemed to be wearing army attire, a chicken, and the author herself.

"What the-? Sarah, get out of here!" Chaz shouted.

"My story so.. NO!" She stuck her tongue out at him and started skipping around him.

"At least she's not like those annoying fangirls..." Chaz mumbled.

"SONIKUUUU!" He was tackled by a pink hedgehog wearing a pink dress.

"Who the hell are you?" DJ Candy asked, as Travis helped Chaz up.

"I'm Amy Rose! Sorry about that." She said to Chaz, "I just thought you were my darling Sonic.. Bye!"

The hedgehog ran off.

"Ah.. Just think.. In three hours, we'll be surrounded by seamen. Semen and sperm whales." Everyone gave Travis an awkward look and took a huge step back.

"What did I say?"

"HEY LOOK! IT'S PETER GRIFFIN!" Sarah shouted.

They all ran on the boats, with the exception of the bear, who had started to kill the chicken, his pac-man shaped eyes all yellow, and his buckteeth sharp.

"Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!" Peter and Chaz both threw confetti off, while saying good-bye to everyone left. They ran out of confetti, so they started throwing objects off from behind them. Peter threw off a table, suitcase, and his wife. Chaz threw off the luggage, a banana, and Candy.

"CHAZ!" Candy shouted as she was thrown off.

"Ooohh... Swim Candy! Swim!"

"I CAN'T DUMB-ASS!"

".. Pizza bagels anyone?"

Everyone skipped off to eat some pizza bagels. Peter had taken his pants off again, and ran by Mayor Rosalyn.

".. Ugh.. Get a tan." Rosalyn said, pulling her book up.

The author looked at her story.

"I guess that's good enough! Now to print it! Control, print!" She pressed the buttons, and the printer caught on fire, as a message came on the screen telling her it was out of ink.

"Oh nooo!"

A chicken in the distance heard her, "I knoooow!"

Lol! I can't stop laughing. xD

So should I make a sequel to this? Just leeave your answers in a review!

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