Godlike: The Final Supernatural Episode
Commentary: Sam and Dean have a threesome with a magical hot chic to save the world. (Of course, why else would they be doing it?) They receive Godlike powers and a happy ending (because they are reunited with their family.) This story may be considered sacrilegious. Rated M for language and sexual situations. This story is completely unrelated to the Nerdy Girl stories I wrote; this was written before the Season 7 finale, and it's an alternate interpretation of what happens after Dick Roman is defeated. This story includes Dean singing on stage and playing guitar (just like Jensen Ackles!); a Dean sex scene involving 12 giant, store-bought coconut cream pies and a gymnast mat; a Sam sex scene; back-to-normal Cas; commentary on the human condition; and some gore and violence. No slash (unless you count the brothers and the hot chic having a psychic link during the three-way, so that they feel what the others are experiencing.) When the series does end, I'd like to see it end on a positive note. This story has a soundtrack; I mention a song and a band within the story because that's the song I wanted playing in the scene (like a music video.) Parts of this story were inspired by Tales from the Crypt, "Through the Gates of the Silver Key" by H.P. Lovecraft, and the movie Avatar. This story was named after the KMFDM song. I don't own any of that or Supernatural (I wish!) You're feedback is greatly appreciated, thank you so much for reading this!
Chapter 1
The Winchester brothers finally defeated the Leviathan; but for Dick Roman's final act of vengeance, he set the wheels of World War III in motion. Not only did he use propaganda and his clout to convince each world power that they were in danger of the others, but he gave each of them a biochemical weapon that would guarantee that all life would be wiped off the face of the Earth. With each day that passed, the political, racial, and financial tensions among the countries became more heated. The end of the world wouldn't be brought on by devil, or angel, or monster, or even God. Mankind would destroy itself. Sam and Dean felt completely helpless and were both devastated. They both withdrew within themselves and rarely spoke to each other. Their last job was in a trendy college town, and that's where they remained for the next three weeks. There was no reason to leave; there was no reason to hunt. Sam was nostalgic for his old college days so he began to frequent the college library. Luckily it was in walking distance because Dean took the impala every night. Sam had no idea where his brother would go.
Sam was watching TV, getting ready to leave when a commercial came on that grabbed his attention. "Depressed about the end of the world? Need a pick-me-up?" An attractive man dressed as a hillbilly said. He had a long beard and had a woman on each arm that was dressed like a stereotypical farmer's daughter. "Then come on down to Pete's Porn & Pie Shop! For all your porn and pie needs…"
Porn and pie? Dean, oh Dean! Hillbilly Pete even looked like Dean! Sam missed Dean so much, why were they drifting apart? He must be at the Porn & Pie Shop; but hillbilly Pete announced the store hours in the commercial. Sam glanced at the clock; they were closed. He did a cursory check of Dean's belongings and found a napkin and a couple of shot glasses with the logo of a local bar; Dean was probably a regular. Sam decided to check it out, but first he had to make a phone call. "Hi! Sorry I can't make it tonight, something came up. Can I see you Friday night? Thanks Babe, I love you…" He left the hotel room and hailed a cab.
Sam was surprised to find the bar so crowded on a Wednesday night. He could hear a live band playing just past the front entrance. He recognized the intro, the song was "Tighten Up" by the Black Keys. As he walked through the swinging doors into the main room, he stopped in shock. His mouth fell open. Other people were passing him, bumping into him, complaining. For a second Sam couldn't move, his eyes fixated on the stage, fixated…on Dean!
Dean was singing, and he was amazing. Dean never sang that well before! And he was jamming on the guitar. When the hell did he learn to play that? Dean was flirting with the women in the audience and goofing with his band mates. Sam never saw his brother happier, he was a natural…he was glowing. Dean saw Sam in the audience, and his face lit up even more. Sam found a seat and watched the show in awe. Every song selected was sultry and fun and a little bluesy. Surprisingly, very few of the songs Dean sang were classic rock; most were indie rock. This was a college town, after all.