25 Ways to Annoy Rosalie
Tell her Emmett loves Bella way more than he loves her.
Call her a dumb blonde bimbo to her face.
Tell her to name her baby after you.
Remind her Edward picked a human over her.
Tell her blonde jokes then make fun of her.
Have Jacob dump food in her hair.
Dump food in her hair.
Trade all of her clothes with Leah's or Jacob's or any werewolf.
Call her ugly.
Say she is a selfish b****.
Scratch her BMW with your keys while she walks by.
Tell her Bella is more beautiful than her.
Set her up with Jacob.
Sing, "Cruella DeVil" when she walks into a room.
Call her Ice Queen.
Tell her she and Emmett weren't meant to be.
Break all of her precious mirrors.
Then tell her they broke because they saw her face.
Watch as she stands there in confusion before she says, "But mirrors don't have eyes, so they can't see."
Laugh and say, "Exactly."
Throw her makeup down the toilet.
Remind her she almost got her brother killed by the Volturi.
Tell her how heartless she is.
Cry and when she asks what's wrong, say, "Your face is just so ugly, I couldn't help but feel bad for you!" Then continue crying.
When she gets pissed at you when you finish, say, "Emmett told me to." Then walk off grinning a huge grin.