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Title: Dishwashers and Gummy Bears.

Rating: PG-13-ish?

Summary: He can't resist either one of them. 58 Gojyo x Hakkai

Disclaimer: I don't own them. They belong to Kazuya Minekura.

Dishwashers and Gummy Bears.

Gojyo and Hakkai were best friends. They had been for years now. They had been through a lot of stuff together, and fate had brought them together. Though they were complete oposites; Gojyo being the rugged, sex-driven kappa and Hakkai being the sweet, honest and caring man, they fit together perfectly. They had lived together for about 4 years, and it was usually the same routine.

"Gojyo, you want anything?" Hakkai called out from the kitchen, ready to head out to the market.

"Gummy Bears." Gojyo said, simply. Gojyo loved his Gummy Bears. He didn't know why, but he had developed a liking to them when he was quite young. He perked up when he heard Hakkai enter the living room.

"Empty the dishwasher, thats all I ask." Hakkai said, smiling. He knew Gojyo would do it, but he always put up a fight.

"Make me." Gojyo said childishly. He grinned and stood up, looking over at Hakkai. The green-eyed man walked over towards the other. Green met Crimson. He pushed him back down on the couch and placed his hands on the tan shoulders. Hakkai pressed their foreheads together and kept his eyes locked on Gojyo's.

"You're going to do it. Because if you don't..." Hakkai paused. "No Gummy Bears." Hakkai smirked in victory. Gojyo sighed and closed his eyes.

"Fair enough." He said just before he brushed his lips against Hakkai's. Hakkai stood up and walked towards the door as Gojyo stood up and walked towards the kitchen. Gojyo heard the door shut from the kitchen and sighed. He opened the small door to the dishwasher and jumped back a little when water began dripping from the top. He gave out a frusterated moan when he realized that he had gotten soaked. "Shit." he cursed aloud. He pulled a few plates out of the rack and stacked them in a nearby shelf. Gojyo was never the best at housework, and he had always managed to screw up somehow. He pulled out a glass from the rack located on the lower half of the dishwasher, and struggled to keep it from slipping through his hand. It didn't work. The glass fell to the ground and the shards flew all over the kitchen. Gojyo let out another frusterated moan and bent down to pick up some of the mess. "Fuck!" He cursed aloud again as he cut his hand on one of the sharp edges of the broken glass. Eventually, he had unloaded the dishwasher, and escaped with only minor injuries. He found himself laying down on his stomach in the bedroom him and Hakkai shared.

"You sleep to much." A familiar voice sounded in the room. Gojyo didn't look up from his position. He twitched as something small and soft hit the back of his head. He turned around and realized he was being pelted with his favorite snack. Gummy Bears. Hakkai popped one in his pocket and placed the bag in his back pocket. He advanced towards Gojyo and crawled ontop of the bed to join his lover. "I see why you like these things so much. They're good." Hakkai said teasingly.

Without warning, Hakkai's lips were pressed against Gojyo's, hard. Gojyo placed one of his hands on the back of Hakkai's head, and the over slowly crawling towards the bag of delicious treats. Gojyo could taste the sweetness of the candy on Hakkai's lips, on his tounge, and even on his teeth. Hakkai deepend the kiss and was also the one to break it. Gojyo found the bag of candy in Hakkai's backpocket, and Hakkai shivered when Gojyo slipped the bag out of the pocket. Hakkai trailed kisses down Gojyo's tan neck, and ran one of his hands down Gojyo's sides and then he stopped when he reached his hand. He stopped kissing, and examined Gojyo's hand and the cuts. He looked up at his lover curiously.

"You really did unload the dishwasher."