A/N: Just a random drabble that came to me while watching Doctor Who and thinking about the Big Bang Theory. Hope you guys like!
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"Okay, everyone – gather 'round!" Sheldon called to the room at large. The others, who were already seated and helping themselves to the Thai food Leonard just brought, ignored him.
"Cell phones and pagers off, please. The show is about to start – and feet off the table, Penny." Sheldon shot at the girl, who was reclining on the couch with a box of curry rice. Her fluffy-slippered feet were resting upon the coffee table, and she scowled, plunking them back on the ground and grumbling "yes, milord," under her breath. Leonard smirked into his chicken satay.
"What show are we watching again?" Penny asked while scooping rice into her mouth.
"Doctor Who," Sheldon replied proudly, sitting down on his cushion and flipping to the correct channel.
"Doctor who?" Penny asked in apparent confusion. A flicker of annoyance crossed Sheldon's face.
"Exactly what I said: Doctor Who." He frowned at her. "It's a show on the BBC Network about a Time Lord christened 'The Doctor' who goes on adventures through time in his Tardis…"
"Excuse me? In his 'retardis'?" Penny snorted. Howard and Leonard snickered; Raj grinned silently. Sheldon was getting angrier by the second.
"No – his Tardis! T-A-R-D-I-S – Time And Relative Dimensions In Space!" Sheldon snapped. His eyes were wide, and one lid was twitching.
"Okay, okay. It's a Tardis!" Penny agreed innocently. Sheldon's face returned to normal.
"Why are we watching these ones?" Howard asked from the floor, gazing at the opening scene with obvious distaste. "Christopher Eccleston was probably the worst Doctor! Tom Baker was easily the best…"
"No way – David Tennant totally recreated the show." Leonard countered.
"Excuse me," Sheldon interrupted with the obvious air of throwing all their theories out the window with his irrefutable logic. "But Christopher Eccleston portrayed everything that the Doctor is supposed to be: clever, cunning, and able to stand tall in the face of danger! Not to mention, he played the Doctor with whom Rose Tyler originally becomes infatuated with."
"Sheldon has a little crush on the actress who played Rose in the series." Leonard informed Penny. She giggled.
"It is not a crush!" Sheldon insisted, his pale cheeks flushing. "I just happen to think, that throughout all of The Doctor's partners, Rose happened to be the best! Her bravery, her quick-timing, her resourcefulness…
"…her perky boobs." Penny added, seeing Rose as she and the Doctor ran through a spaceship in pursuit of some aliens. Howard and Leonard laughed. Sheldon, too infuriated and embarrassed to form words, said nothing.
Raj waved to get Howard's attention and held up five fingers.
"What's going on?" Penny whispered to Leonard when Howard responded, "No way, Davison had no clue what he was doing!"
"Raj is telling Howard which Doctor was his favorite," Leonard whispered back. "He's saying he likes the fifth one, Peter Davison."
"I swear, I have to, like, research something before I come over to watch it with you guys." Penny sighed, slouching back on the couch and watching the Doctor and Rose walking away, hand-in-hand. "Aw, look Sheldon! It's your girlfriend with the Doctor. Ouch, that's gotta hurt."
"Ha ha." Sheldon replied, glaring at the television, then at his curry noodles.
Penny grinned.
Hope you enjoyed that! It was sort of random and short, but hopefully you guys don't mind. Leave me a review!:)