Capulet and Montague, a Modern Take, by Dickfart

"My favorite Final Fantasy games are Final Fantasy I, Final Fantasy II, Final Fantasy: Legend I, Final Fantasy III, Final Fantasy Legend II, Final Fantasy Adventure, Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy: Legend III, Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest, Final Fantasy V, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy: Anthology, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy: Chronicles, Final Fantasy: Spirits Within, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Final Fantasy XI, Final Fantasy: Unlimited with U, Final Fantasy: Origins, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy: Unlimited on PC Adventure, Final Fantasy XI: Rise of the Zilart, Sword of Mana, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Final Fantasy: Dawn of Souls, Final Fantasy XI: Chains of Promathia, Final Fantasy IV Advance, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy XI: Treasures of Aht Urhgan, Final Fantasy III DS, Final Fantasy V Advance, Final Fantasy VI Advance, Final Fantasy Anniversary Edition, Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings, Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions, Final Fantasy II Anniversary Edition, FF Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates, FF Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift, Final Fantasy XI: Wings of the Goddess, Final Fantasy IV DS, Crystal Defenders, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years, FF Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King, Dissidia Final Fantasy, FF Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time, Crystal Defenders: Vanguard Storm, FF Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a Darklord, FF Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light, Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection, Final Fantasy IV: Interlude, Final Fantasy Type-0, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Final Fantasy Dimensions, Final Fantasy Artniks, Final Fantasy All the Bravest, Final Fantasy XI: Seekers of Adolun, Final Fantasy Tactics S, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn, Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call, Final Fantasy Agito, Final Fantasy Record Keeper, Final Fantasy Explorers, Final Fantasy Legends: Toki no Suishō, Final Fantasy Type-0 HD, Mobius Final Fantasy, Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius, Final Fantasy Type-0, Adventures of Mana, Platinum Demo: Final Fantasy XV, Brotherhood Final Fantasy XV, Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV, Justice Monsters Five, World of Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XV, Final Fantasy XV: A New Empire, Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood, and Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age," said Capulet.

"But what about VII?" said Montague.

"Huh?" said Capulet.

"VII? You didn't say VII," said Montague.

"Well, obviously VII wasn't on my list," said Capulet

"But it has to be. It's VII! Everybody likes VII!" said Montague.

"I don't. It's overrated mainstream trash," said Capulet.

"Says the hipster wearing crocs," said Montague.

"You monster! Fight me!" said Capulet.

"Come at me, you VI-loving pansy!" said Montague.

And the two fat nerds fought for a whopping thirty seconds, until they grew short of breath, and then went back to their Cheetos and porn.

The End