Wes and David had been the only ones who had met Kurt Hummel before he transferred to Dalton, however they heard about this boy all the time. Whether it was about his flawless hair, sea deep eyes or his porcelain like skin; Blaine hadn't shut up about this boy since he came to spy. However he always seemed reserved and held back a lot, they just figured it was because he was new, and still adjusting to life at Dalton. Him and Blaine were attached at the hip however, and always share not so subtle touches and longing glances at each other. The rest of the boys agreed that Kurt didn't break out of his shell much to anyone else other than Blaine, but that was only behind closed doors.
Wes, David, Thad, Jeff, Nick and Blaine were sitting in the rec lounge watching TV and talking about nonsense when they heard what sounded like giggles and a "shhhh" from outside the door. The boys gave each other confused looks and decided to ignore it until they heard Kurt's hushed voice say "Guys shut up, you'll get me in trouble!" they then saw 8 dark figures race past the door. The boys then decided they would go and figure out what the hell was going on, and who Kurt was with.
Kurt turned and closed his door, he took a second and took a deep breath clearly out of breathe from running through the halls and running up all the stairs in record time. He then grinned when he saw the girls in front of him beaming. "Okay ladies, let's get down to business!" he exclaimed with self pride that he managed to sneak in Rachel, Santana, Quinn, Mercedes, Brittney, Tina and Lauren into his room past curfew without anyone noticing.
"First off I would just like to say that I'm so excited for tonight and I can't believe we're in. Time to get this party started!" Tina yelled, all the ladies and Kurt started to Whoop and Catcall while laughing.
"White boy this room is HUGE! I love the way you decorated it!" Mercedes mentioned while looking around and taking everything in.
"Yea I mean it's only you right?" Santana asked
"Yea it's just me, and thanks boo" Kurt replied "Okay so as much as I want to start this I need to shower I feel soo gross I'll be right back! Don't do anything stupid pleaseee! Make yourself at home I'll be right back" With that he darted off into the bathroom and started blasting Poker face.
Rachel, Quinn and Santana took the bed, Mercedes and Tina took the couch by the window and Lauren, and Brittney took the floor. Everyone was silent till Quinn spoke up "God I miss him so much!" the rest of the girls spoke up in agreement.
"Oh my god I know"
"It's true"
"Yeah! At least we get to see him tonight! It should be fun I mean we have so much to do and we'll get to see him-"
The door burst open and the girls went silent and gave the people in the door a series of glares, and questioning looks.
"Guys Maybe we shouldn't do this, this is weird, I could have swore I saw like 8 people dart down the hall" Thad said. All the boys were walking briskly down the dorm halls and trying to figure out where the figures went when they heard catcalls and whooping coming from kurt's room. They all stopped looked at each other nodded and David bust through the door.
"Strip down?..." The boys all gasped when they saw 7 gorgeous girls just sitting in kurts room and with said boy nowhere to be seen they had not been expecting this, they definitely did not go to their sister school.
"Wanky…who are you guys?" A girl with long brown hair asked them licking her lips and Raising an eyebrow.
Wes's knees felt like jelly.
"Santana Oh god, we're so dead now is not the time" The Asian girl quipped.
"Look boys why don't you just come in pick up your jaws from the floor and we'll answer your questions" The blond one said with an icy/ condescending tone.
The boys gave awkward glances to each other and shuffled into the room one by one until they were crammed near kurts closet.
"I'm Blaine, this is Wes, David, Thad, Nick, and Jeff" Blaine said pointing to each of them. The said boys just gave awkward smiles and waves " Why are you here? Blaine asked?
The small brunette piped up and said " Kurt snuck us in so we could have a girls night since a couple of us were dumped. Why are YOU here?"
Blaine explained"We were hanging out when we heard voices an-"
"Oh HOLD UP, you are Blaine?" The black girl said with a smirk, Blaine nodded and all the girls gave each other knowing glances and then all in unison responded "WANKY" and burst out into a fit of giggles.
"I am Rachel Berry Co-Captain of New directions , this is Santana, Quinn, Tina, Brittney, Lauren, and Mercedes." Rachel said while trying to catch her breath from laughing.
The boys were so confused and just looked at each other then back to the girls Blaine turned a deep scarlet and decided to look away from the girls.
"Hey girls have you noticed how hot Kurt has gotten? I mean he's always been hot but he's really grown into his looks" Santana said with a smirk and a wink and the rest of the girls got the hint. The boys still stood there with confused looks and obviously didn't understand what they were talking about.
"Um… Kurt? He's not Hot… he's like.. pixie pretty, I mean I'm straight but still I can appreciate a "hot man" Jeff with a smile trying to hold in laughter. Wes, David, Thad, Blaine and Nick all gave Jeff a nod in agreement and tried to stifle laughter.
The girls on the other hand were not sold. Giving the boys icy stares.
"Um Excuse me? Have you seen Kurt without a shirt on? Tina asked.
The boys shook their head
" How about his arms? Mercedes asked
Boys shook their heads again
" Common at least his ass? Rachel said with a sigh getting frustrated.
The boys shook their heads once again meanwhile Blaine was turning red every time they asked a question. He just didn't how they thought Kurt was sexy.
"Then how can you say he's not hot, if you've never seen him?" Quinn said matter of factly.
The boys just shrugged when Blaine took it upon himself to explain" it's not that we don't think he's not good looking, because he is ( The girls all lifted an eyebrow) It's just that he doesn't… ooze sex appeal and is kinda skinny and has a feminine looking face but he's attractive in his own right… just not sex-
It was then that Kurt came out of the bathroom with nothing but a towel around his waist and water dripping off him. And his hair messy and wet, with the biggest WTF looked stamped on his face due to the 12 people in his room staring at him 6 of which he did not let in, and were staring at him with jaws dropped.
He looked over to the girls who were now wearing smirks, he then gave them a questioning look, to which santana winked" Wanky".
Blaine's throat had never felt so dry before in his life. He had just finished a rant about how Kurt didn't have sex appeal and there he was standing in front of him, with nothing but a towel on and water dripping from him. Blaine's eyes ran from bottom up, Kurt had calves like no body's business why did he have such muscular calves? His eyes traveled up when he saw a bit of a lump under the towel Oh my dear god… Please tell me that isn't what I think it is…. Yes, yes it is. He then landed on Kurt's middle. Not only did this boy have a chiseled lean six pack but he had hip muscles that were defined.
He then saw Kurt cross his arms and there was the lean muscle that was hidden but was there. Blaine then swallowed the lump in his throat he had never been so aroused in his life, it took all him self control not to jump this man.
Blaine looked over desperately to avoid this amazingly awkward situation to see the rest of the boys raking up Kurt's body and although some were straight they had all come to the silent conclusion that the girls were right.. Kurt Hummel was sexy.
Kurt didn't know whether to run away and scream, or embrace the sight of 12 people people staring at him with jaws open. He decided the second option when he saw blaine swallow and he smirked inside.
"Umm guys what are you doing here? He asked, eyebrows raised still standing in a towel
Brittney spoke up "well us girls were talking when these boys burst through the door, and then we started talking about how sexy you were and the boys don't think so, but they are all drooling right now so I think they think you are sexy, which you are since me and you made out last year and I felt up your shirt and already knew you had a six pack and a big-
"OMG britt please that's enough I think I get the idea" Kurt squeaked turning a bit red and all the girls burst out laughing knowing what Brittney was referring too.
The guys were still standing by the closet jaws dropping and impressive smiles when Brittney was telling her story. when he heard "Nnngh" come from blaine and raised an eyebrow. " Uh.. Blaine are you okay?'
Wes decided then to pipe up and save his friend ( who was turning an even deeper red) from further embarrassment.
Kurt why don't you change and the rest of us will get better acquainted and we can talk when you are done because blaine can't seem to pick up his jaw from the floor.
Kurt nodded and retreated to the bathroom after awkwardly bumping past the boys near his closet some pj's.
When he was in the bathroom he turned on gaga and tried to forget the traumatic ordeal that just took place. He started thinking what if blaine doesn't think I'm sexy, maybe he wasn't checking me out and was actually looking at me in disgust. UGHH oh my gaga this is sooo embarrassing. He started humming along to poker face and started moisturizing.
Blaine finally let out a breathe he didn't know he had when he saw kurt slip ino the bathroom and started fanning himself. "Oh my, is it hot in here? I'm sweating , pleasseee someone open a window!"
" Blaine it's January…" Thad snickered along with everyone in the room.
" Looks like someone is finally realizing how hot kurt is" Quinn smirked
Blaine paused and tried to gather his thoughts from the preivous mush they were in 5 minutes ago. He shyly asked barely above a whisper "… how does he… look like that! I don't even know…" he said breathy shking his head trying to clear his mind from the undapper thoughts that threatened to take over.
There was moment of silence until everyone burst out laughing leaving blaine by now a deep burgundy from embarrassment.
Santana tried to catch her breath and choked out " woooo. HAHA ugghh, wow hobbit. My boy there looks like that because of cheerleading, gymnastics, yoga, dance class, and he works out 3 times a week, and doesn't eat junk food at all!."
" did you say cheerleading?" david asked raising an eyebrow
The girls nodded and whispers from the guys took over.
" No way" Thad
"That explains so much" David
"Does it really give you muscles like that?" Wes
" Nnngh ugh..Does he still have the uniform?... shit was that out loud?" Blaine
Everyone gave blaine a pointed look and burst out laughing at him, Quinn gave him a nod and blaine felt his like his face and ears were on fire.
"Are you a dolphin too?" Brittney asked
Kurt had told the blaine that story before, he chuckled and nodded.
Brittney beamed but then confusion fell on her face. " Well if my dolphin is in love with Warbler dolphin and Warbler dolphin thinks my dolphin is pretty, why aren't that having gay dolphin babies?"
"Britt! Why would you saw that we weren't supposed to say anything! SHIT!" Tina yelled and then groaned.
Blaine's eyebrows shot up to his hairline Kurt is in love with me?
Mercedes then said interrupting his thoughts "White boy don't even play surprised. You know kurt has a thing for you, and clearly from your little display you have a thing for kurt too. SO, why haven't you made a move?"
All the boys yelled " FINALLY!"
"Ugh finally someone other than us has caught on that Blaine is head over heels-blinded in love with Kurt honestly its s- Wes was cut off
"GUYS SHUT UP! Kurt doesn't need a boyfriend right now he needs a friend, I don't want to mess up what we have with feelings." Blaine took a deep breath and shook his head feeling attacked
"Curly head listen up you are crazy if you think Kurt is going to stay single for long. I'll have you know we went shopping on sat and he got 4 numbers in that one day in OHIO of all places. The only reason he hasn't acted on it is because he wants you. My boy does not need your sympathy vote or you being his "friend". He has friends, if you don't move on it someone else will and next time us girls will encourage it." Mercedes said with enough sass to make any boy coward down.
Blaine shrugged and continued his inner conflict.
There were nods of agreement and "yea"
"I have an idea!" Quinn spoke up giving the girls a look as well as the warbler boys and they all realized what that idea was. If Kurt and Blaine couldn't do it on their own they would force them to realize it. Blaine raised an eyebrow at the conspiring looks being thrown around the room and internally groaned when he knew it was about it.
Kurt came out of the bathroom and saw blaine who was giving him a shy smile, he grinned back and took his place on the floor.
"Okay bitches who's up for some Truth-or-dare-no-off-limit-extreme!" Santana yelled out. Everyone whooped and laughed.
Kurt smiled thinking this game would be harmless… little did he know.
