This is a story a couple of friends and I worked on, it's a collab between a bunch of things, mostly revolving around Zim and Foamy the Squirrel, it's pretty epic xD

Zim was in his lab working on some new device to destroy the large-headed boy, Dib. He pondered between laser-cannon that would transport him to another dimension and an explosive container that would swallow him into pure darkness. He pondered for a while and figured laser cannon would be SO much cooler, so he went with that.

All night he spent working and shooing off Gir, his robot. And finally... "AT LAST! I have created a device FAR more powerful than anything else on the puny planet! I shall test this new… laser cannon on these putrid humans!"

And so Zim ran towards his elevator and commanded it to bring him to house level, holding his invention close to him. Once there, he ran towards the door, Gir screamed at him, but he did not comply, for he was much too excited!

Zim ran across town zapping away at random people… a lot of them he knew, Edward was one of them, his horrifying sparkly skin made Zim want to vomit and decided to zap him from existence completely… which didn't go so well because he only managed to zap him really high in the air, which cause the vampire to fall towards the earth. An explosion then happened.

Zim didn't care to notice, he was just happy he was gone.

And off he strode down the streets of this disgusting city, zapping away at random people. Noticing every once in a while who it was, he managed to be rid of a couple kids in his class who were at the park and he laughed evilly. "Oh, how amazing I am for creating such an AMAZING contraption! I will surely take over this planet NOW!" He said grinning; he waltzed around zapping away anyone who dared to even look at him! This is just too easy! He thought to himself. Where was the Dib-thing, anyways? That was what he made this for! He shrugged and continued on his way.

Then he noticed a sound, like one of those devices the humans referred to as 'Guitars' he followed the sound and was greeted with a high-pitched and angry voice, curious he followed the noises and found a squirrel, attempting to sing to the putrid beings who live here, and apparently trying to earn himself earth monies.

"GOD DAMNIT! All I want is some fucking change! Why the hell do you people live, eh? Why don't you just fucking kill yourselves! No one wants to see your faces anyways!" He screamed at some random people. Zim came closer. "Foamy? What are you doing?" The squirrel shot a glare towards the alien and then calmed slightly. "I'm sitting here performing, and these bastards won't give anything for it! The lil' fuckers!" Zim glared at a few passers-by and then looked back at Foamy.

"Heyy, what's that?" Foamy pointed to the little box-thing in Zim's hands. "Oh this? This is my ALMIGHTY invention! I made it to zap the humanoids to another dimension! Or... At least off this planet…" Zim said as foamy grinned from ear to ear. "Hehehe I like it! Mind if I try it?" he motioned to the purple haired woman sitting behind him. Zim looked and thought for a second…" Sure, why not? Just don't break or dirty it, okay?" Foamy rolled his eyes and turned on the laser.

It shot a red beam out of a small hole in the box and next thing you know, she's gone. Foamy laughs! And pats Zim on the back "You really out did yourself this time, ya fucker!" He said with a smile. Zim laughed along and looked at Foamy, "Okay, I want it back now" He took the laser from Foamy's paws and held it tight. "How'd you like to zap some pitiful monkeys?" Foamy nodded "HELL YEA!"

Well this is the first chapter of this weird story, I hope you like it, it was done via Facebook messaging xDD