Disclaimer- I don't own Avengers and all that jazz.
(Clint POV)
I am a man on a mission. That mission you ask? It is a favour for my dear Pietro who is not here to do it himself. I have to find Vision and give him the 'hurt her and die' (is that possible?) talk.
I find him in the living room of the base with my dear, sweet, slightly terrifying Wanda.
"Vision, we need to talk." I say and there must be 'the' look in my eye as Wanda looks pleadingly at me and begs with her eyes for me to stop.
"You don't have to vision… and you really don't have to Clint." She says.
"Ah, no we really must." I say to Vision then look at Wanda. "Alone." I finish.
"Fine, but leave him in one piece." She says before walking out.
Ok I am about to tell someone who could kill me in a second that I will kill him even though I'm like 99% sure that it's not possible.
"Vision old buddy… why don't you sit down?" best sweeten him up before threatening to kill him…
He sits down on the sofa and I awkwardly place myself on the chair across from it, trying and failing to look as intimidating as Natasha does when she sit across from me.
"Now Vision I understand that you are entering a serious relationship with Wanda. It is serious right because if you are just using her you better start running now." I say… that came out a lot smoother than I thought it would.
"I do intend for our relationship to be serious." He replies.
"Good. Good that's one thing. But let me just put it like this to you. At the moment I'm not sure you understand what you're getting yourself into. I mean if you upset Wanda then you upset me. If you upset me that upsets Natasha. If Natasha is sad then Bruce is sure to be mad. Bruce mad means Tony gets angry. I could go on but I'm sure you see where I am going with this. You hurt her and we will hurt you worse. Got it?" Fuck, Fuck, Fuck I think I'm more scared than he is. But it's for Pietro and Wanda.
"I understand and do not intend to hurt her. I do applaud you on managing to say all that. However, I am inclined to say it would have been more intimidating if Natasha had said it." The little cocky bastard replied.
"Yes but just because I am not good at making threats does not mean I am not good at following through with them." I say looking him dead in the eye to let him know it the truth.
"I promise you know Clint that I will never intentionally hurt her." He says after a mall pause.
"Good. Now let's go and find her and let me beg for forgiveness." I say thinking of our deadly little princess.
THE END
Sorry I literally have no idea why I did this but I love over protective Clint so I had to. Well when I say had to I wasn't forced at gun point but I think you get what I mean.
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I'm sorry I go over excitable when I'm tired ;)