"Owww, Mara! PUFF YOU!"
"Don't yell at me! ...and what the heck is "puff you" supposed to mean?"
"...Instead of something mean and nasty I say Puff You."
"And where did it come from!"
"Ichthus."
"Ah. Now shut up so I can figure out where we are!"
"Aye aye Captain!"
Mara glared at me and turned to inspect the map. I just plopped on the dusty ground and inspected my nails.
"We're in trouble."
"And why is that?"
"Nothing on the land matches the map."
I jumped up from my seat on the ground and snatched the map from her hands. Snapping my head from looking at the map to the land around us, I screamed in frustration.
"What did you DO?"
"All I did was bring the Avatar DVD-"
"That's it! THAT'S IT! IT'S THE DVD'S FAULT!"
"Calm down.. how do we know it's the DVD's fault Mel?"
"It's always happens that way in fanfics! ALWAYS!"
"...You spend WAY too much time on the computer."
I smirked. "Thank you!" and sauntered off.
"What do you mean the nearest town is 4 hours off on foot Cabbage Man!" Mara screamed, shaking him.
By now we had been walking for an hour and were getting cranky. (Hey, we're suburb kids! Don't blame us!) I stared moodily at the ground, arms crossed over my chest, muttering non-understandable words.
"W-well I heard the Avatar was there Miss... Ba Sing Sae, he's helping the refugees out."
I looked up and stared at him, then turned to Mara and started jumping up and down. "ZUKO'S IN BA SING SAE!"
Mara squealed, completely forgetting about the Cabbage man. She opened her mouth, but I beat her to the chase.
"Dibs on the hot angsty disowned fugitive scarred prince of the fire nation! OH! BURN MARA!"
She scowled. "How bout, first one to see him gets him?"
"How bout we'll fight over him either way we go so we should just give it up now and cross that bridge when we come to it?"
"Deal?"
"Deal."