A small wooden chair sat in an open field on a Tuesday. Air bud passed by too.
"oh you look really tasty" said airbud
"no" said the chair
"im gonna eat you" said airbud
"no" said the chair
But it was too late. The chair was already halfway into air buds mouth
"oh noooooooo" said the chair
"shut up" said air bud
Splinters flew everywhere as he bit into the chairs seat. It snapped in two, and air bud swallowed it.
"get me out pf here" said the chari
"hey" said air bud "why don't you take a seat"
It was ironic because hes a chair HA
Okay that's it for today see you guys later
-Josh AKA Budderball signing out