The Fart in Our Start, by Dickfart
"I have to fart in the Anne Frank house, okay?"
"Okay."
And fart he did. Anne Frank's ghost wasn't pleased.
Then he died of cancer, or something. I don't know. I don't care either. Do any of you know what day it is? Where did I put my fuckin' Cheetos? Holy shit, I'm a literal mess. Don't scroll past this.
The End