A/N: I can't help but start another story. My muse loves to see me writing constantly. Plus there is nothing else to do while I am snowed in. Dang snow!!! LOL. Anyway I got this idea from reading another story. It will be humor and romance. This should be interesting to write.

Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds

"So ladies are you all ready for the charity benefit tonight?" Elizabeth Prentiss asked.

JJ, Penelope, Emily, and Jessica all looked at one another and laughed. They had just gotten back to Emily's mothers house where they would betting ready at. They had been roped into being up on the auction block tonight for a children's charity and they really did not want to have to do it.

"Mom, I can not believe that you talked us into this. Luckily none of the guys know that we are in this event other wise they would be laughing their asses off at us. Why are we doing this again?" Emily asked.

Elizabeth looked at all of the girls standing in front of her and smiled and said "You are doing this because you want to help get the equiptment that the Children's Hospital needs. As for the guys you work with not knowing that it is not true. Everyone got an invitation to tonight's event."

One by one Emily, JJ, Penelope, and Jessica all groaned. Elizabeth actually laughed at their reactions. She knew that tonight was going to be an interesting night. She knew that each girl liked one of the men that they worked with. Or as in Jessica's case she liked one of the men that her brother-in-law worked with. I let a small smile play on my face.

"Girls' do not worry. Erin Strauss and I are also up on the Auction Block. There are also some Nurse's and even a few female Doctors up on the Auction Block. So it will be alright. And the only thing the men win if they have the highest bid is one date. I figured we could pick the same restaurant to go to and on the same night that way we can keep an eye on one another." Elizabeth said.

At that all the girls' looked up and JJ said "That is a good idea. Especially if we get someone we do not know. Alright I guess we had better start getting ready. We have to be at the hotel ball room in two hours. I still can not believe you rented a ball room Elizabeth."

Elizabeth laughed and said "Well I figured since there will be alcohol and I know that we will all probably need a few drinks that we had better have it some where with rooms near. I booked us all a suite. So after the Auction and dinner and dancing we can all go there and decompress."

"That is a good idea mom. Alright ladies let's go get ready." Emily said.

JJ, Jessica, Penelope, and Elizabeth all nodded and headed up the stairs. They knew that it would take a while to get their hair and make up the way they wanted it to go. Each woman was nervous for their own reasons. JJ and Penelope went into one room while Emily and Jessica went into another room.

"I am so glad that we have become such good friends Emily." Jessica said.

Emily smiled at her and said "I am too Jess. I am just sorry that we met under the circumstance that we did. I feel as if you are like a sister to me. And you are the only one who knows how I truly feel about Hotch."

Jessica chuckled and said "You know Emily I have seen the way that he looks at you. I know that he feels the same way even if he does not realalize it yet. I can not wait to see his reaction tonight. You are going to look amazing in the dress that you picked out. I bet that he is going to end up getting jealous of any guys that bid on you."

Emily laughed and said "Well since we know that the guys are going to be there I bet that Reid will be salivating over you. It is going to be interesting to see who wins us tonight."

Jessica nodded and laughed. Thankfully all of the girls had taken showers right before they came to Elizabeth's house. Emily helped Jessica do her hair and make up and then Jessica helped Emily do her make up. Once they were both done they slipped their dresses on.

"You know Penelope I am a little nervous now that I know the guys are going to be there. Do you think I picked the right dress for tonight?" JJ asked.

Penelope laughed and said "Gumdrop you ain't the only one who is nervous about tonight now that we know the guys are going to be there. I wish that Elizabeth would not have told us until it was our turn to go onto the stage. But, yes the dress you picked for tonight will look perfect with the way that we did your hair. Do I look alright with the way we did my hair?"

JJ smiled and said "You truly look beautiful Pen. You are going to knock Derek's socks off."

Penelope blushed and said "Well gumdrop you are going to knock one David Rossi through a loop. Lets go see how our other two counter parts are doing. And JJ you look absolutely beautiful in that dress. I love how it has a little train with it."

JJ smiled and looped her arm through Penelope's as they left the room that they were in. They knocked on the door that Emily and Jessica was in and then went in. JJ and Penelope both grinned as they saw Emily and Jessica.

"Damn you two look hot. I still can not believe that you picked the same dresses but in different colors." Penelope said with a laugh.

Jessica laughed and said "We wanted to make people think we were truly related. If we are going to do this even though we really do not want too we may as well have fun doing it. And Pen you look smoking in your dress. And you JJ are going to light the room on fire with your dress."

JJ laughed and said "I may light the room on fire but Jess, you and Emily are going to set blaze to the whole hotel. How in the hell do you two look so hot?"

At that point Elizabeth walked in and then let out a wolf whistle and said "Well ladies you all look exceptionally stunning. I think that you four will bring in the most for the charity fun raiser. Are we ready to head out? The limo is here with Erin."

All four ladies nodded and Emily said "Mom you yourself look stunning also tonight. I think that we all did great with our dress picks. Now lets go raise some money for the hospital!"

As one Elizabeth, Emily, Jessica, JJ, and Penelope all headed down the stairs. They grabbed their wraps that went with their dresses and then headed out of Elizabeth's house. The drive opened up the door to the limo and Elizabeth got in first followed by Penelope, JJ, Jessica and then Emily. Once the door was shut the driver got back in the drivers seat and headed towards the hotel.

"Well Elizabeth I must say that you all look pretty tonight." Erin Strauss said.

Elizabeth, Penelope, JJ, Jessica, and Emily all grinned and "Thank you" at once.

"You look pretty too Erin." Emily said.

Erin smiled and said "Thank you Emily. This should be an interesting and fun night. I heard that the boys were going to show up and so was the Director."

Elizabeth laughed and said "Well Erin maybe finally you will get James to notice you. I know that Andrew is going to be there."

Emily laughed and said "Well mom maybe dad will bid on you and you two can finally get your heads out of your asses and get back together. It is so easy to see that you two are still in love with one another."

Everyone laughed and then Erin said "Emily maybe Hotch will bid on. I see the way that he looks at you. And I must say you two would make a handsome couple."

Emily gasped and said "Erin!"

Everyone once again laughed and continued talking all the way to the hotel. Once the limo stopped and they heard the driver open up his door they all grew quiet. Once again each woman started getting nervous for their own reasons. Elizabeth was the first one out followed by Erin, Penelope, JJ, Jessica and then Emily. They all linked arms as they headed into the hotel. Each woman wondered how this night would end.