Pandamonium

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*The one where Karma wants to be a panda*

"Karma what did you do? Nagisa has been giving you weird looks all day," Kayano asked. Karma shrugged before walking over to the bluenette.

"Hey Nagisa. Mind explaining why you have been looking at me weirdly all day?" Karma asked. Although his words could be considered rude his voice held only curiosity.

"You wouldn't believe me even if I told you," Nagisa replied with a sigh. 'he never remembers what he does when hyper,' Nagisa thought.

"Try me," Karma said, drawing the attention of the other students. Nagisa realized he wouldn't get out of and explanation and sighed again.

"In a nutshell it has to do with why I wasn't here yesterday," Nagisa replied with a vague answer.

"Definitely want to hear this if it freaked out Nagisa so much," Isogai commented earning nods from the rest.

"Korosensei isn't here yet so we have time," Okuda said.

"I'm not getting out of this, am I?" Nagisa asked. Everyone shook their heads as one. Nagisa sighed again, this time in resignation. "Fine."

- Flashback -

"Nagisa!" a familiar voice called out causing the bluenette to turn towards the sound. Nagisa blinked and rubbed at his eyes. Nope it was still there. A giant panda ran at him and swept him up in a hug, spinning him around. Once the panda stopped spinning him and Nagisa regained his equilibrium he was able to get a better look at the panda. Actually, it wasn't a panda at all. It was Karma in a full body panda costume.

"Karma? What are you wearing?" Nagisa asked bewildered. Karma smiled happily.

"I'm glad you asked. You see, I decided to forgo assassination and live the rest of my life on earth as a panda. I'm moving to china to live with my new brethren among the bamboo," Karma exclaimed embracing Nagisa and spinning him again.

"Why-why a panda?" Nagisa asked dizzily. Karma put him down looking affronted.

"Why a panda? WHY NOT A PANDA! Pandas are the cuddliest thing ever! They are like a fluffy pillow! Not to mention super cute! Who wouldn't want to be a panda? Because of this I have decided I WILL BECOME A PANDA!" Karma yelled striking a pose. He had one had on his hip and the other pointing at the sky dramatically. What really freaked Nagisa out was the sparkles that surrounded him.

"Um, good luck with that," Nagisa muttered trying to sneak away. Thankfully he went unnoticed as he turned and fled the scene. 'Who in their right mind gave Karma sugar?' Nagisa mentally screamed to himself as he ran back home. His mother would understand why he is ditching school. She's seen how bad Karma gets.

- End Flashback -

"And that's it," Nagisa said. His classmates stared at him in silence, glancing between him and Karma frequently.

"That actually explains some things," Karma said calmly. Just then the classroom door opened and Korosensei came in.

"Okay class! Take your seats! Today is going to be a very fun lesson!" Korosensei exclaimed happily. The still slightly dazed students migrated to their seats obediently.

"Today we are having a special lesson over pandas!" Korosensei chimed clapping his tentacles together. This snapped everyone out of their shock as the students turned to look at Karma as one. Said boy had an evil smirk on his face, filling everyone with a sense of dread.

"I can't deal with this again!" Nagisa yelled before jumping out the window. The class watched him go.

"Was it something I said?" Korosensei asked.

So yeah, this is a reposting of Pandamonium. Since it was a oneshot, I figured it would be easier if I just put all of them together, including the ones I've already posted. The new stuff will be on the next chapter.

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