Dancing Fools 4
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC. I Own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 1: We're back to THIS?
Catwoman jumped up and down with glee,
"It's finally happening. It's finally happening."
Lex groaned,
"Persiana13 is at it again."
He looked into the camera,
"You idiot readers are making him do this! Stop supporting this man's insanity and tell him to stop torturing us!"
Lex got hit with a mallet,
"OW! JOKER!"
Joker shrugged,
"What, Lexie? I like this kid. He's crazy!"
Hawk gruffed,
"Look who's talking."
Dove shook his head,
"Hank, calm down. It's not going to be as bad as that time you stepped on Farrah's tail."
Hawk glared,
"Like that's MY fault that happened. That was an accident."
Flash said,
"To Farrah, it wasn't. You did step on her tail."
Hawk shook his head,
"That woman has to be locked up in a psych ward! What she did to me, the things she did to me…they're unspeakable."
Star Sapphire said,
"It is not half as bad as Catman, at least. You would think he would take a hint after all the times she's tortured him."
The author entered with Farrah,
You'd think so, but no. Well, glad you all could make it.
Lex grumbled,
"Like you're gonna give us any other choice."
He then got hit with a bean bag gun,
"OW!"
Farrah said,
"Well, as you all know by now, our Dancing Fools series is a real hit with the readers, and we've got more planned. But, for now, we've got this one."
Yep, so let's go down the list of couples, shall we? Now, we're going to be mixing it up this season with some heroes and villains couples. Let's start, shall we?
Hawk: I don't want to do this.
Oh, really?
The author turned to Farrah,
Sic 'em!
Farrah grinned,
"Yummy, turkey."
She pounced on Hawk, a fight breaking out. Hawk screamed frantically,
"HELP! GET HER AWAY FROM ME! NO BITING! NO BITING!"
This went on for about a minute or so and Farrah stopped and trotted up to her boyfriend Diablos. Diablos shrugged,
"He had it coming."
Hawk curled up in the fetal position,
"Evil kitties will eat me. Evil kitties will eat me."
All right, let's go down the list. First, we have Sue Dibny and Elongated Man.
Sue smirked,
"No surprise."
Next up, Big Barda and Mister Miracle.
Barda scowled,
"I am a warrior, not a dancer."
You are what I say you are, so don't complain.
Barda towered over the author,
"What did you say to me, little man?"
Mister Miracle said calmly,
"Take it easy, Barda. He's just trying to push your buttons."
Barda growled,
"I should push his head between his shoulders."
Whatever. Next up…Hal Jordan and Star Sapphire!
Star Sapphire grinned,
"Sweet!"
She turned to Hal,
"Hello, Hal."
Hal groaned,
"Why me?"
John Stewart and Fatality.
John shouted,
"Say WHAT? That woman is trying to kill me!"
Not anymore. After her stint in the Sinestro Corps, the Star Sapphire's caught her and made her one of their own.
Fatality entered in REVEALING Star Sapphire outfit,
"Hello, John. I may not be a villain anymore, but I can still be bad for you."
She seductively winked. John groaned,
"Kill me now and get it over with."
Hey, that's not the worst pairing I came up with.
Lex rolled his eyes,
"I can only imagine."
He got hit with a mallet,
"OW! Joker!"
Next on the list…Nightwing and Starfire.
Nightwing said,
"I would have thought that you would be saving us when you do a Titans Parody on this."
I thought about it, but I've got a lot on my plate right now. Anyway, let's go down further. Superman…
Superman groaned,
"Oh, God, who is it this time?"
Maxima.
Maxima entered,
"Hello, Superman."
She pounced, Superman started running. Maxima was hot on his heel.
Ah, young love.
Superman yelled off camera,
"I'm a married man!"
Meh. Anyway, I saved this one for Catwoman.
Catwoman was giddy,
"Yeah-yeah-yeah. So, it's going to be Batman. It's so going to be Batman."
Catwoman, you're going to be dancing with…HIM!
Catman entered,
"Am I late?"
Nope, you and Catwoman are the final couple.
Catwoman was horrified,
"WHAT? HAVE YOU TOTALLY LOST YOUR MIND?"
Catman was equally shocked,
"YOU SAID I WAS GOING TO BE DANCING WITH A FELINE!"
I did. You're dancing with Catwoman. I kept my end of the bargain. Now, keep yours, or I get Persiana after you.
Farrah was holding katana, smiling evilly,
"I am so going to enjoy neutering you, Catman."
Diablos sighed,
"And thus, another insane season of Dancing Fools has begun. For those of you that have managed to keep your sanity this long…something is definitely wrong with you."
He got hit with a bean bag,
"OW!"
Next Chapter:
Meet the judges!