AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hello, I am The Mechanical Hogmonkey and this is my first fic. So it might be kind of poopy. I'd be happy to hear your opinion on it anyway though, whether it's criticism or appraisal. So don't be afraid to send me one of your reviews or whatever
It was a beautiful starry night… Aang and his posse were flying high in the sky when all of a sudden, a huge fire ball came whizzing pass Appa's head with Aang on it!
"Holy Shit!" said Sokka, who was so scared by the fireball, he crapped his pants… "What was that thing?!" said Katara… And Toph, not being able to see a thing was completely unaware of what just happened. "What was what?"… "What are you guys talking about?"…
"I'm not exactly sure, but I think that was a huge fireball that just flew by…"
And Aang, being as curious as he was, wanted to go check it out. So They flew down Appa to what seemed to be a really wild party with a REALLY large amount of fire benders…
One of the fire benders approached Aang wearing nothing but a black leather thong with spikes on it… " Hey man, my name is Alfred, and welcome to my… EWWW! Did someone crap their pants?!"
Katara: "That would be Sokka."
"We'll, that's okay… I've got some diapers and baby wipes if you need any…"
"What makes you think I need any of those things?!"
"Hmmm… Let's see… Oh yeah, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, THAT'S WHY!" "But anyways… You guys feel free to come on over and party if you want…"
Aang, Katara, and Toph: "That'd be great!"
Sokka: "Well I'm not about to go to some stupid party with some stupid fire benders!"
Alfred: "Are you sure man?!… I mean after all, there will be plenty of loud music, food, and alcoholic beverages…"
"Okay, fine I guess I could stay for awhile…"
"Okay, Awesome… But you can't just come in smelling like crap. If you're going to party with us, you need to change your diaper or something. I mean seriously, PEEEE-EEEEW!
"Alright Already! Damn it man, I'll do it…"
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, It's fairly short, I know… But this is only the first chapter, There will be other chapters and they'll be a lot funnier than this one. This one wasn't all that funny… But hey, It's a start!
And don't be shy, send me your reviews! I want to know what you think.