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Shoot. Sayu Yagami thought as she glared down at the offending equation on her desk. Tapping her pencil against the surface idly, she looked out her open bedroom door in the direction toward her brother's room.
She needed help, now. Or her brain would explode all over the place; more importantly, on her new poster of Hideki Ryuga; shirtless.
Sighing, she heaved herself out of her chair and headed to Light's room, quadratic equations from Hell in hand.
As she neared her destination, she thought she heard…
"…L…"
What?
She leaned in.
There was heaving breathing.
Sayu took a step back, more than a little bit disturbed.
Ew. Wow. Ew. Light. Nasty! Blech! Eeeyeeew!
Underneath the pure disgust, Sayu vaguely wondered who L was.
Despite the fact that it was a letter, Sayu decided that Eru sounded distinctly male. But Elle was a feminine American name, right? Still, though... I honestly wish I was surprised, but it would explain a lot… Sayu thought as she thought of her brother's reserved personality. Or maybe she just wanted this L to be male, because in reality, it would explain a lot.
She turned around to leave, wondering if smashing her head against her wall would rid the memory of this experience. Hideki Ryuga be damned, blood would probably splatter.
"…I'm going to find and dispose of you if it's the last thing I do!"
Sayu froze again. What the Hell?
"I am,"
Sayu took a step back, horrified and very frightened.
"Justice!"
A loud exhale and... was that laughter?
Okay, she thought, eyes still wide. I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I don't wanna know, I-don't-wanna-know, I-dun-wanna-know!
Stumbling away from the door, Sayu hurried back to her room; her sanctuary.
"…I'll win."
There was definitely laughter that time.
No, she decided firmly, sliding down her door after locking it. I don't want to know.
Haven't you ever wondered?