Alright then! I'd just like to point out that I'm going along with the Anime, not the manga, So I'm kinda picking off somewhere from season 2. I'd say about an episode after they finished meeting Gasper, but I'm kinda heading in my own direction instead because... well... it'd be kinda boring if I just copied and pasted the episode with only a new character to not make much of a difference, am I right? Anyway, I hope you enjoy the fic and I hope to continue this whether there are reviews or not. Depending if I don't get lazy. I hope not. Wish me luck. :)

"OH MY GOD I'M FINALLY HERE!" cheered the boy. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"

Karoruso, despite being stuck in the exiting line in the airport, took the time to admire his surroundings. The young lad, who was sporting a blue unbuttoned plaid shirt, baggy khakis, and orange nike shoes, on the other hand, was receiving stares from everybody, but he didn't mind. He knew it wasn't everyday you in Japan that you got to see a blue eyed black haired hispanic wandering about.

"AFTER MANY YEARS OF TRYING TO GET INTO THE STUDENT FOREIGN EXCHANGE PROGRAM, I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! NOW I'M HERE IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD! JAPAN!"

"Chotto kodomo wa. Ochitsuku." said a bald Japanese hipster in front of him (Hey kid. Settle down)

"Uh... gomenasai." he apologized. (Sorry.)

The man turned around once more and proceeded ahead as Karusoru followed closely.

"Looks like the three years of Japanese lessons are really gonna come in handy."

Upon confirming his identity on the way out of the check out line, Karurosu exited the building as he was waiting for his exchange parents to pick him up. As he waited, he took the time to examine society around him. Honestly it wasn't so different from what he would see back home. Only difference was the ethnicity around here. There wasn't such a big mix of people. On some occasion he saw a few other races, but the rest were simply Japanese.

"Awesome." he thought

"YOU GUYS CAN'T BE SERIOUS, RIGHT?!" cried Issei.

Issei's dad stood near the door, awaiting his wife before leaving to pick up the boy they volunteered to house during his stay in Japan.

"We're sorry you don't feel the same way Issei, but we thought it'd be a good idea to give someone the opportunity to live out their dream. Plus, we thought you could use another friend to socialize with."

"But I already live with Rias and Asia here."

"Well then, I guess you can live with someone else here. Besides it'd be a great opportunity for you to start hanging out with people who aren't complete perverts."

"Yeah, but I've made more friends who aren't, right?"

"When's the last time you actually spent some time with them?"

"Everyday!"

"I'm talking about hanging out. As in outside of that club your in."

Issei thought back and could only recall the times when it was either at the Gremory house or during a rogue mission.

"I-I-"

"See! Trust us Issei, one day you'll thank us for this."

"Whatever." he said admitting defeat. "Where's this guy even from anyway?"

"The United States."

"Which state."

"Texas."

"Great... cowboy country." he thought

Already, Issei had some thoughts on what the foreigner would look like. He was picturing a tall man wearing stereotype cowboy clothing while riding a horse saying, 'giddy up'.

"Texas?" said Gremory as she walked into the room. "Is this about the foreign exchange student?"

"WHAT?!" cried Issei. "YOU KNEW?!"

"As did I." called Asia as she appeared behind Gremory.

"And you two did nothing to stop this?!" cried Issei

"I thought it would be fun to have another roommate." replied Rias. "That way the house is balanced out with three women and three men."

"I've always thought Texas was an interesting place." said Asia. "I've heard so much about it like... cowboys... plains... horses.. and barbeques. I'd just like to know more about it."

"Sorry, hun." called Issei's mom as she approached the door to leave. "Looks like you're outnumbered on this one."

"You've got to be kidding." he moaned

"Do you want to come with us, Issei? You can meet your new roommate in advanced."

"No thanks." he moaned. "I'm just going to cherish whatever alone time I have left."

"Okay then. Rias? Asia? What about you?"

"That's alright." replied Rias. "I'll stay here and keep Issei company."

Upon hearing that, a jealous Asia reacted quickly.

"I will also stay with Issei."

"Hm? Really? Okay then. See you guys in an hour or so." replied Issei's mother before they left

With that, they left the house.

"COME BACK HERE YOU FREAKING LOLICON!" shouted a police man

"PLEASE! LEAVE ME ALONE" replied Karusoru running. "How did this even happen?!" he thought.

(30 Minutes earlier)

The new transfer student, after waiting for some time, decided to take a quick stroll throughout the city. As he walked along the sidewalk, he noticed that he was receiving stares from people. None showed any signs of discrimination. However they did look interested, as if they were staring at some kind of new species. A nice looking five foot eleven, brown light skinned man with blue eyes and dark hair to make the eyes really stick out.

After some time walking, he noticed a little girl out in the distance, who looked sad. The young man didn't know why, but he felt like he had an obligation to figure it out.

"Excuse me, young girl. Would you care to tell me what's wrong?" he asked getting on one knee

The young girl looked at the Karurosu with an odd stare at first but soon explained her situation.

"My ice cream fell." she replied

"Is that all?" he asked

"Yes."

Karurosu soon reached into his pocket and took out some yen. At the same time a police officer was approaching when he misunderstood what Karurosu had said.

"Here! This should be enough to get you a cone, right?"

What the officer heard

"Dear, this should be enough to take you home, right?"

The officer twitched a bit at what he misinterpreted and shouted at the foreigner.

"HEY SICKO! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT GIRL?! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!"

"Huh?" replied Karurosu as he looked behind him. "Are you talking to me?"

"DAMN RIGHT! GET ONE THE GROUND NOW!"

"W-WHAT?!" cried the foreigner. "Oh no. Is it illegal to buy people ice cream in Japan? You've got to be kidding me! I didn't read that in the law! Whatever. I can't get arrested for this! I barely got here and if I get caught breaking the law... they'll send me back to Texas for sure. I can't allow it!"

Sure enough, Karurosu took off and ran like hell as the officer quickly followed with his tazer in hand.

(PRESENT)

"YES! THE AIRPORT!" he cried. "I can lose him there! Wait... WHAT'S THAT?!"

As he took a better look, he saw a man and woman standing outside of a black sedan holding a sign that read 'KARUROSU' on it. He felt the tears coming as he over exaggerated the view. All he saw was a married couple, with holy light shining on them as the areas glistened, giving off a beautiful white aurora.

"HEY! HELLO! OVER HERE!" he cried out.

Issei's parents turned to face him with a smiles already forming, but they disappeared as quickly as they came when they saw the officer who was several feet behind the exchange student.

"Why is there an officer running after you?!" cried the father

"HE'S TRYING TO RETURN MY WALLET!" cried Karurosu

"What's the problem with that?" he replied

"I HATE THAT WALLET! NOW LET'S ROLL!" he cried

"Okay." he said.

Karurosu was the first inside the vehicle, but Issei's parents took their time putting on their seat belts, and adjusting their mirrors. The exchange student began having a panic attack as the officer was only mere feet from the vehicle. Issei's mom noticed and commented on his behavior.

"You must really hate that wallet."

"YES! I HATE IT! I want to stay as far away from it as possible! Can we please leave already?!"

"Sure."

At long last, the vehicle took off, leaving the officer who was chasing Karurosu, in the dust.

"DAMN YOU!" shouted the officer as he disappeared from view.

"It's over. Thank goodness." said Karurosu trying to stop his heavy breathing.

"Oh man. I can't believe I'm going to have to share my room with a total stranger. If only I could find a way to make sure he leaves on his own will. That'd be great. Wait! THAT'S IT! I'LL JUST FIND A WAY FOR HIM TO LEAVE!" thought Issei. "No... what if he's a tattle tale? He'll just rat me out and I'll get in trouble. There's got to be a different way."

As Issei continued to think of ways to remove the newcomer from his life, he couldn't help but be distracted from a bunch of noise that was going on downstairs. It sounded like things were falling. Even every few seconds he could hear Asia saying sorry for some unknown reason.

"I swear. What is going on down there? It sounds like a ton of cars being rammed by a train."

The perverted boy got off of his bed, left the room, and began to cautiously descend downstairs, wondering what would await him at the bottom. Just as he peered his head out out the corner, the front door flew open, causing him to jump back in shock and hit his head on the edge of one of the stair steps. With that pain sinking in, he let out a scream that had Asia jumping into action by coming to his aid.

"ISSEI! Are you alright?" she asked, using her healing powers.

"Yeah, it's alright. Thank you Asia. Wait? What did you guys do here?"

"We're back everyone!" announced Issei's dad

As Issei looked around he nearly began to twitch as he saw the entire living room looked so... stereotype Texas. Many decorations were hung on the wall, showing a bunch of cowboys guiding a herd of cattle. There was also a board shaped like Texas hanging on the front door, Issei's parents just finished opening.

"Whoa. What happened here?" asked Issei's mom.

"It looks like the three of them are trying to make our new guest feel more at home. How sweet of them." replied the father

"Really? Wow! That's very kind of them. Especially on Issei's part, seeing as how he wasn't so fond of a new house guest. Let's just hope Karurosu doesn't get home sick. Oh yeah! COME ON IN KARUROSU!"

Everyone quickly stared at the open door, waiting for the entrance of the new addition. Issei on the other hand, was hoping he wouldn't come in. The whole room fell in suspense as Karurosu's right foot entered the house. Soon his whole body was visible to everyone.

"Hello everyone. Pleased to meet you. I am Karurosu. Or you can just call me Karu, for short."

The exchange student suddenly began to notice the decorations around the house. Asia and Rias stared at him in fascination. For sure, compared to everyone currently surrounding him. He stood out, though not so much as Rias, with her long red hair.

"You're the new exchange student from Texas. Nice to meet you." greeted Asia as she bowed. "OH, WAIT! I MEAN- Howdy... partner."

Karu almost fell back upon hearing that, but he held his ground trying to process it.

"You're kidding me right?" thought Karurosu as he turned his attention to Asia. "Well... I suppose that's nice. Never had anyone greet me like that, but okay."

"Same to you, Ms..."

"Asia." she replied

"I see. And you must be Rias Gremory." said Karurosu turning to the red head

"Yes. I assume Issei's parents have already informed you of us."

"Yes, and may I say that you two are quite the sight for sore eyes."

Both girls smiled while Issei pouted to himself.

"You must be Issei. Nice to meet you. I look forward to-"

"I look forward to-" cut in Issei with a childish voice

The foreigner tilted his head a bit with a confused look on his face.

"Issei!" called his mother

"What? I never agreed to this! He can stay, but he's not sleeping with me!"

"That's alright." replied Rias. "He can just sleep with me."

The devil slowly wrapped her arms around Karurosu from behind and began to playfully bite his ear, making the foreigner turn as red as Rias's hair.

"Why don't I take you back to my room, Karu? I can help you get settled on... I mean... settled in." she whispered.

"...We'll be outside." said Issei's dad leaving

"WHAT?!" cried Issei as he had a terrifying vision. "I could never even think of having this newcomer swooping in and... oh god."

In his mind, he saw them both naked, but covered up by the blanket as Rias rested on top of Karu, seductively moaning in pleasure.

Issei's horrible vision suddenly overwhelmed him. Before he knew it, he had already spoken out.

"KARU, YOU'RE STAYING WITH ME!"

"Y-yeah... okay." said Karu nervously, seeing Rias was still clinging to him. "Um... Rias... can you.."

"Oh, right." she said letting go.

"So... I've been meaning to ask... what's with the decorations." asked Karu

"OH, I almost forgot." said Asia. "The decorations are for you. Rias helped me put this all up because I thought it'd be nice to welcome you like this."

"Aren't you sweet?" complimented Karu with a smile

This made Asia happy as she smiled back and let out a friendly laugh.

"Are you hungry?" asked Rias

"Um. No. Thank you for ask-"

Before finishing his sentence, Karu's stomach growled loud enough to even wake the neighbors.

"Um... hehe."

"Just as I thought." she replied. "Why don't you sit at the table. I'll serve you something in a bit, okay?"

"Yes ma'am."

It wasn't too long after the introduction when Issei's parents came back into the house to have a nice family dinner. Everyone eventually settled down and began to eat. Throughout their meal, Karu received several questions from everybody, though they were all solely based on stereotypes.

"Did you ride horses to school?" asked Asia

Karurosu stopped eating and looked at Asia with an eyebrow raised. From his own judgment, he could see that Asia was a very kind hearted person with good morals, but at the same time a little odd.

"I've ridden a couple of horses on my uncle's ranch, but never to school." he replied letting out a weak laugh.

"Did you ever meet cowgirls?" asked Issei, with a sudden interest in the foreigner

"Yeah, but usually in rodeo's that my dad used to take me to."

"Interesting. Care to explain? What do these cowgirls wear?" said Issei, stuttering with excitement.

"Well, most of the times when I saw one they were wearing really small shorts and tight tops. I wouldn't exactly call that a cowgirl, but it's the closest I've seen to one."

"Small shorts? Tight tops? I can't believe it. This man has been living the so called "American Dream" and I've been missing out. Maybe I should sign up for the exchange program and go to Texas, where I'll be surrounded by cowgirls. Hehe. I can already feel my face planted in between their soft round breasts already." thought Issei while pretending to squeeze some imaginary boobs with a drooling look on his face.

"Um... what's he doing?" asked Karu

"Fondling breasts." replied Rias disappointingly

"What?" he asked confusedly

"You'll figure it out soon enough." she replied

"So why did you sign up for the student exchange program?" asked Issei's mother

"Simple. Since I was ten years old, I had a dream of one day coming to Japan. Not only for school, but to socialize with an entirely new community. Not to mention that I'm fascinated with the history of this very nation, so when the offer knocked on my door, I couldn't help it. I just had to take it."

"That's wonderful. I hope you enjoy your stay for as long as you're here." replied Issei's mother

"Thank you." he replied

"Oh, another question Karu!" said Asia.

"Fine with me."

"How many times have you been in a cattle drive?"

The foreigner dropped his chopsticks on the table as his eye began to twitch, all while trying to maintain an open smile.

"Where does she get these questions from?" he thought. "Plenty." he lied.

"You know, it's already getting late. I can't believe it's been five hours since you arrived Karu. Issei, since you and Karu are already roommates, I strongly expect you to show him around school tomorrow. That means showing him to every one of his classes, whether you like it or not."

"But-"

"It's alright." said Rias. "I'll show him around if Issei doesn't want to, but I'm going to have to stop by the changing room first on my way to class. I left something there that I need for one of my classes. Karu, you don't mind helping me get changed do you?"

Karu was already beginning to have difficulties breathing.

"What the hell have I gotten myself into? I learned so many Japanese laws and customs to try and make good impressions... but this... this is far from what I had prepared for."

"I'LL TAKE HIM!" said Issei.

"Oh Rias, you've been such a big help in having Issei make the right decisions. Thank you."

"Dammit." Thought Issei. "Why do I keep falling for that one?"

It wasn't long after dinner that everyone headed off to bed. Even though there wasn't another bed in Issei's room, it didn't keep him setting up Karu's sleeping arrangements, which was basically a mat, a blanket, and a pillow.

"You sleep on the ground." explained Issei

"I see."

"Oh come on. If Lucifer himself slept there then I don't see why you can't?"

"What the hell? You're telling me Satan slept on this floor."

Issei jumped back in shock.

"Oh yeah, that's right. He doesn't know about any of this. Can't believe I almost slipped."

"Um... well... you see. Lucifer was the name of our old family pet." he assured positively. "He used to sleep right there." he continued, pointing to the spot

"Odd name for a pet, but I'm not judging." he replied laying down.

"Wow, that was close." thought Issei.

"Well, I'm going to sleep. Don't want to be late for school tomorrow. Anything you can tell me about it before I rest?"

"Only that it used to be an all girls school before switching to coed a few years back."

"Interesting."

"The best part is... the guys are outnumbered."

"How is that the best part?"

"IT MEANS THAT THERE ARE TONS OF DIFFERENT BREASTS TO LOOK AT! THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!" he cried

"I think I'm beginning to understand what Rias said earlier."