The Pyramid Head Song
By Ripperette
AN: WOO! I'm still feelin' that Holiday spirit, suckers! I wrote this on the fly to try and cheer up my sister, but...well...I thought I'd share it with the world!
You know Henry and Heather and Harry and Douglas
Walter and Jasper and Dahlia and Vincent
But do you recall the most greatest Silent Hill character of all?
He's Pyramid Head, the badass monster!
He has a very pointy head
And if you ever saw it
You would probably wind up dead
All of the other characters
Use to have fun in the game
Now they all just run like hell
None of them want to be raped
Then right through the foggy town
James S. came to say
"My wife has been dead for years...
Can this town help dry my tears?"
Then all the gamers loved him
As we shouted out "Hey, Dear!
Pyramid Head, the badass monster
You should kill James with your spear!"