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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Whenever Charlie gets Edward's name wrong, I have underlined it.

BELLA'S POV:
"Bella." Charlie said. "Come here."
I shut my book and went to sit down at the kitchen counter. Charlie looked a little smug.
"Bella." He repeated. "Now, I know you're an adult, but I am still your father, and I still have the right to make decisions for you…"
"Spit it out Dad."
He took a deep breath. "I want you to break up with Edwin."
My Jaw dropped. "No." I stuttered bluntly, folding my arms.
"Come on, Bella!" he cried. "How many times has he lead you away, dangled you on the end of a hook, broken your heart? I don't care what you say, Edwhat is a bad influence."
I shook my head, glaring angrily at Charlie. "No he's not!"
Charlie sighed, and ran a hand through his sweaty curls. "Look. I know you like him, but after what happened last summer, and last September, might happen again! Please, just give it some time. What about Jacob? Does he know you're marrying Edmit?"
"Edward." I corrected. "Sent Jacob a wedding invitation."
"Is he upset?" Charlie seemed a little too interested about Jacob, and I could tell what he was hinting at.
"No." It both answered his question (Although that was a lie, and Jacob was really upset) and told him straight out that I was not going to choose Jacob over Edward.
"Oh." Charlie mumbled, looking down, trying to think of another excuse. "But that still doesn't mean you should go marrying Ermit after little more than a year! You're young! He's young!" He slammed his fists down on the counter, his face red.
I rolled my eyes. "Would you rather I married someone in his eighties?" I asked sarcastically.
That forced Charlie to snap. "I'd rather you married Jacob than Kermit! There, I said it."
I knew that already, and I had to feign shock, while inside I wanted to laugh at Charlie's forgetfulness when it came to Edward's name. Half the time, he said Edwin just to spite me, but calling Edward Kermit? What was wrong with him? Charlie cleared his throat. "Well?"
I sighed. "Sorry. I'm sticking to Edward.
Charlie's face went scarlet, and he started to sweat. "After all he did to you!" he exploded. "You broke up with him and ran away to Florida, but when he went to call you back you instantly went to him and got seriously injured!" he recalled. I sat there, mouth open. "The Cullens left and you were like the living dead for almost a year, until Jacob saved you! Then you ran off to another country to find Kerma!" I raised an eyebrow at what he was calling Edward now. "Don't raise your eyebrows at me, missy! I don't like it. It's a habit you picked up off your boyfriend, I KNOW it is!" I sighed and started to leave.
"Stupid Zza Zza." He muttered under his breath, so low that I could barely hear.
Wait, what?
Zza Zza?

The doorbell rang and I skipped off to get it, knowing who it would be. "Hello, Bella." He smiled my favourite crooked smile, and I ran into Edward's arms. "Is that Jacob?" called Charlie from the kitchen. "If he asks you out, you should agree to it! You're not married yet." Charlie bustled in from the kitchen, eyes widening as he saw who was at the door. Edward glared at him. "Oh, um, Hello Zza Zza." He mumbled, looking down. I smacked my face into my palm, embarrassed.
I've really got to get Charlie some help.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
For those of you who don't know, although most of you probably do, Zza Zza is pronounced Ja Ja.