Dinner and A Show: A Collection of Drabbles

by The Voice in the Wilderness

A small collection of drabbles meant to illustrate the innuendo of "Hey, let's go somewhere and do it." Various characters and rate of success; drabbles aren't really my thing.

All copywritten characters are the sole property of their owners, no infringement is intended; no money is being made.

Kagome had been at it all day and was, well - frustrated. Where was InuYasha when she needed him… to clean?

Wielding her broom with vengeful aggravation, the sweaty miko on a dusty mission got down with her bad self and declared war on grime. Grandfather Higurashi and Souta were sweeping the temple grounds… leaving her the dirty work, the sneaky shits…

Everything was fine until she jammed her oafish foot into the well.

"FUCK ME RUNNING!" Kagome swore – with feeling. Grandpa and Souta both gasped with shock in the distance.

"Good idea." InuYasha laughed suddenly from behind her dusty butt with a filthy growl.

"Goddamnit, I didn't mean it like that, you pervert – now, sweep!"

She leaned over the counter and smiled a devious little smirk, just for him. Then she crossed her arms under chest and gave herself a squeeze. If that third button on her uniform blouse gave up the ghost, InuYasha thought he'd pass out from lack of cerebral circulation – all his blood seemed to be doing a fast, exclusive loop between his cock and cheeks! Damn Kagome and her sexy bitch self – they were in class of all places!

Picking at the fruit before her, Kagome lowered her voice to a sexy purr.

"Do you like cherries or bananas in your cake, InuYasha? Myself, I think I like bananas the best. Long, curved… mmmhmmm… firm bananas. I need help finding just the right one to fit in my cake. Wanna help me?"

"Oh my god, yeah, I wanna help you…", InuYasha nearly drooled out, unable to do anything but breathe and throb.

"I must be free of this place! I am the Wind!" Kagura swore before the transubstantiation of her feathered chariot and out the door she went. Naraku rolled his lazy red eyes – what kind of idiot did she think he was? Everyone already knew…

"Kanna, grab your mirror – time for dinner and a show."

~**~

"Jaken, you will watch over Rin." Sesshoumaru commanded with an iron voice and walked off into the shaded distance. Jaken squawked his well-rehearsed indignation, but he did it only for the child's sake anymore. Everyone already knew…

~**~

"Master Jaken, I can't see… scoot over!"

"Quiet!", Naraku warned them all, as both fan and armor where stripped urgently to the ground before the unseen crowd.